Ask a cold joke about ghost stories (requirements: it will be cold after reading it, and it will be shorter)

The deaf heard the dumb say that the blind saw a ghost. "Who carved my name wrong? What are you doing here so late? I came out to change it. Xiao Ming asked. ? "The old man said. . Xiaoming walked past a graveyard: "Old man. I saw an old man knocking on a tombstone with a hammer. "

Once upon a time, a ghost farted and died.

One night, a little girl pointed to a telephone pole and said, "Mom, I see two people!" " "But his mother didn't see anything, and then the little girl said," Mom, I saw two people! ""His mother suddenly realized that there was a sign hanging on the telephone pole, which read: Everyone is responsible for traffic safety. ? Please don't look back after reading this sentence.

Ghost stories are also called horror stories, horror novels and ghost stories. Ghost story is an illusory story composed of such style patterns as reasoning, crossing, blood, overhead, terror and excitement. This is a story about supernatural phenomena. Word-of-mouth stories have created another popular culture, many of which are also famous urban legends. Supernatural stories can involve human contact with spiritual bodies and even being possessed; Or involve some psychic methods such as asking m, disc fairy and so on. Because of its drama, supernatural stories have always been an important theme of film and television dramas.

At the same time, ghost stories are horror stories, horror novels and ghost stories. Ghosts, also known as undead, are said to be the souls left by death and are often regarded as ghosts of the dead.

A cold joke, that is, a failed joke, means that the joke itself can't achieve the funny purpose because of boring, homophonic words, translation, or omitting the theme, different logic, judgment or special content, or because of the performer's tone or expression. But it doesn't mean that the joke itself is boring, which is also a manifestation of humor. Nowadays, most people laugh when they hear cold jokes, and sometimes they make a gesture of hugging their arms: "It's so cold!" " Or words and expressions related to cold semantics, such as chills, temperature, air conditioning or hot weather.