Funny jokes about drinking.

Funny joke about drinking, drinking is a leisure and entertainment project for many people now. Many people like to drink when they encounter festive or troublesome things, and it has become an important part of modern social culture. Here are some funny jokes about drinking.

Funny jokes about drinking 1 1. When pouring wine, it drizzles gently. You can talk sweetly when you persuade wine. When drinking, say something bold. Drink too much and talk nonsense. Finally, it rained cats and dogs. Fall to the ground and say nothing.

Second, brave words, wine makes heroic courage. Sweet talk, persuade friends to drink more. Nonsense, no depth of thought. No words, dream. Talk to yourself, wake up and regret it.

Third, people can't walk around without wine. How can people not drink too much when they are floating in rivers and lakes? It is a waste in the world for men not to drink. Dude doesn't drink or have good friends. As long as you have it in your heart, everything you drink is wine. Wine is the essence of food, and the more you drink, the younger you get.

Fourth, the feelings are deep and boring. Feelings are shallow, lick it. Strong feelings, not enough to drink. Feelings are too weak to drink. Feelings are iron, so you can't help drinking.

If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach. If you are afraid of getting drunk, add water to the wine. Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos. Drunk and sleeping under the table. Pretend to be drunk and don't want to tip.

6. It looks like water and smells intoxicating. Drink in a spicy mouth, lingering. Stumbling around, looking for water at midnight. Wake up and regret, exhausted.

Seven, drink five evil spirits, don't want to drink evil spirits for a few days, watch others drink greedy evil spirits, drink into their mouths, drink too much and suffer evil spirits, and wake up to regret it.

Eight, the sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cup is handed down. It rains in the sky and it is dry underground. That cup doesn't count.

Nine, emotional iron is not iron, iron, then it is not afraid of stomach bleeding; If the feelings are not deep, you are not afraid of dribs and drabs.

Ten, to let the guests drink well, you must drink well first. People have to get drunk when they drink, or the host will be ashamed!

11. Who will drink if you don't drink? Show your skills in times of crisis, and my sister will give my brother a drink.

Twelve, white wine gargle, beer as tea. Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in their hearts!

Thirteen, the average woman does not drink, and drinking women is unusual.

Fourteen, you are not drunk, I am not drunk, who will sleep on the road?

Fifteen, every confidant has a thousand glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. You can't drink and run.

Funny joke about drinking 2 1 If I want to drink well, you have to drink first.

2. Take a bite back and watch the stupid drinker.

3. Don't get drunk once in life, and regret it all your life; If you get drunk often in your life, you will regret it all your life.

4, wine is a pack of medicine, you can't sleep without drinking!

5, will drink a bucket and a jar, the winery director will let you be!

6. Drink carefully and don't get drunk after drinking.

7. I'll get you some drinks, and you can carry them when I'm drunk.

8. Show your skill in times of crisis. My sister drinks a glass of Song He wine for my brother.

9. You pay, I die, and drinking together becomes a mental illness.

10, I know that there are thousands of glasses missing, so I can drink as much as I can, and I can't run away.

1 1, in order not to hurt my feelings, I drink; I want to drink a little so as not to harm my health.

12, the key is the right atmosphere.

13, once you give up drinking, you fail.

14, Bai Di's words in the cloud, half a catty.

15, the wine is dry and the sun and the moon grow in the pot.

16, drunk and awake, different mentality!

17, move your ass to show respect.

18, backed by Jialing River, used as soup.

19, bottle in one hand and diploma in the other; There is a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; We should level the superiors and level the subordinates!

20, as long as the feelings are iron! Not afraid of stomach bleeding!

2 1, a hundred cups will make you drunk, and a pillow will make you spring.

22, wine nourishes spiritual water nourishes people, and does not return to the soul until dawn.

23. I have stories and wine. Would you like to go with me?

24. Only when you are drunk can you know the strength of wine, and only when you have loved it can you know the weight.

25, today's wine, drunk today, don't live too tired; All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.

26. When will there be a bright moon? I take my glass from a distance. I don't know the palace in the sky, and I don't know the month and time. I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid of Qionglou Yuyu. I can't stand the cold at the top of the mountain. I dance to find out what my shadow looks like on the earth.

27, drinking and talking about friendship, this person is a brother.

28, such a good wine, drink it forever!

29. Guests will get drunk, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

30. It's easy to stand and talk, but drinking doesn't count.

3 1, swim all the way to the end against Yanghe Daqu.

32, eldest brother, you drink this wine first, I'll clean it up.

Don't drink too much in the morning. How many tables are left tonight? Don't get drunk when drinking at noon, and the department will have a meeting in the afternoon; You can't drink at night, lest your wife look everywhere.

34. I don't want to drink, I don't want to, I can't control it.

35, wine, drink less blood circulation, wine, drink too much can not live.

36. Red wine, white wine and wine, our friendship lasts forever.

37. One cup after another, three cups is not too much.

38, deep feelings, a stuffy.

39. The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer friends meet, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter.

40. It's better to doze off than to be drunk.

4 1, the style of wine is style, and the bottle is level.

42, wine meets a thousand cups of friends, words are not speculative.

43, drunk, I refuse to accept anyone, just hold the wall.

44. Today is Monday. Let's go for a drink. Tomorrow Tuesday, have two drinks in advance.

45. From now on, throw away the wine.

46. If you get drunk again, it's a pity that your wife and children are separated.

47, when singing to wine, life geometry.

48, my ass is lifted, and I am drunk again.

49. Friends should drink, whether it is good or bad.

50. I will do it first. Please feel free.

5 1. Du Kang is the only one who can solve the problem.

52, rhetoric, wine makes heroic courage.

53. How about two bites?

54. Do you need a reason to drink? The reason for today is drinking!

55, an old cellar and a new cup, two people drink until dark, three points sober and blow wildly, seven points drunk and go home.

56. Drink nine taels at a time and concentrate on training.

57. Intentionally, everyone is tired, unintentionally, life is drunk every day. When the iceberg melts, you sleep well!

58, six sixes! Hello, brother! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers!

59. A woman who drinks wine pours affection, while she is drunk with love.

60. I had a stomachache for a long time. If I drink some wine, it won't hurt.

6 1, you're not drunk and I'm not drunk, so who's going to sleep?

62. The sober people and sages in ancient times have been forgotten, and only great drinkers can be immortalized.

Funny jokes about drinking 3 jokes about the connotation of drinking

1, I want to drink, because I won't think of you when I am drunk. But you dare not get drunk because you talk a lot.

I have been brave for too long and decided to live for you alone.

3, it's easy for a few friends to get drunk, and it doesn't matter if one person gets drunk. I don't know if this is self-mockery or comfort.

4. Will goodwill be guaranteed? I think the Milky Way is a long way. Cen Can old man, 70 years old, still sells wine, with thousands of pots and pans at the door.

5, leisurely, red wine beauty, wine companion endless drunk, drunk but not drunk.

6. I will never drink alone again before I forget you. I'm afraid I can't help calling again, which will make you angry.

7. Brother is not drunk, but lonely.

8. Bad luck has formed a bitter frost on my temples, and heartache and fatigue are a thick layer of dust in my wine.

9. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. People who drink like this know a lot, but they hardly do anything.

10, it's not lonely to drink alone, but lonely to drink alone.

1 1, a person won't come to me again even after drinking. People who have no time to tell their deep love quietly say to the wind, you want to be happy, I am here with you!

12. Sometimes, I don't expect people who can drink to accompany me. If someone can accompany me, even if I don't say a word.

13, wine is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. I found out after I was drunk, but I didn't remember the people around me. It's just that the wine soaked my whole body, from my heart to my heart.

14, enjoy the freezing of time, and look for the once sweet moisture and gentleness in the swaying red wine glass.

15, don't drink alone, it hurts your stomach, don't smoke alone, it hurts your lungs, and don't wait for him, it hurts.

16, the years are still long, you are kind-hearted, and someone will accompany you to ride and drink everywhere.

17, the song is not finished, people are scattered, the wine is not drunk, and the heart is broken.

18, well, smoking for the first time is a little choking; It's a little spicy for the first time; It hurts to love someone for the first time. This cigarette, this wine, this person is unforgettable.

19, I went to drink that night, how much I wanted to get drunk, and then I listened to who else was in my heart. It's a pity that I didn't get drunk that night. When I got home, I fell on the bed and cried. I admit I miss him.

He told me that if I quit drinking, my stomach would hurt. I said putting down the cup would break my heart.

2 1, since we can't be together, let that emotion stay in our hearts and memories.

22. She always cries when drinking, saying that she would lose without you.

23. If you are drunk today, you will worry about tomorrow.

24. One cries and one laughs. One drinks and one makes trouble.

I only have loneliness and wine: I don't blame him for not accompanying me.

26. The people who accompany you to drink are not necessarily friends, but those who get drunk and send you home are true friends.

27. I intend to get drunk. When drinking is a song, strong music is still tasteless. I don't regret that my belt is getting wider and wider, which makes people haggard for Iraq.

28. Wine is a catalyst for inspiration and emotion. It is said that this person wants to drink to the moon, and there are hundreds of drinking poems.

29, wine luminous cup, want to drink pipa immediately. Don't laugh when you are drunk on the battlefield. How many people fought in ancient times?

I don't like the taste of wine, but I like the feeling of being drunk.

3 1 but since the water is still flowing, although we cut it with a sword, sadness will come back, although we drown them with wine.

32, like a person, listening to songs, staring blankly, watching the scenery, like a person, drinking, enjoying the moon, just waiting for you.

33. Drink and chat under the apricot tree at night until the moonlight is cool. In my dream, I went to the empty valley, where Pteris pteridoptera was lush and the birds sang crisp, and I slept under the tree together. When I wake up, I am still young, and you are not old.

34. I advise you to drink a glass of wine and go out of Yangguan for no reason.

35. The drunken body began to fly, and I learned to get drunk after you left.

36. Before drinking, I belonged to the world; After drinking, the world belongs to me.

37, heartbreaking drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.

38, drunk, from the class is not the crime of alcohol, but the degree of affection is too high.

39, a person drinking is lonely, a group of people drinking is lonely for fun. Five or six glasses of beer, thinking that a person is drunk. Let's drink to the loneliness at dawn.

I don't like drinking, I'm just drunk.

4 1. In the eyes of others, I may be massive, or I may say that I am very happy, but only my own psychology is weighing the drums.

42. It is very wrong to drink or not, at least three cups; There is no cloud in the sky and no drought in the ground. That cup doesn't count.

43. People can't go anywhere without wine; How can people not drink too much when they are floating in rivers and lakes?

44. I got drunk in the breeze and came back with a smile.

45. In the past year, Mars had a good time, and the fairy got drunk when she got off the boat. Poetry falls with the grass, and the wine is wide.

46. If I am alone at home now, I may drink and sleep and forget all my troubles for the time being. That may be a good dream.

47. Worry is endless, and it is like spring water.

48. I'll drink alone and leave the other half in the pot for you. Why are you so late?

49. Clear sky in Wan Li, bright moon in the sky, Dongshe girl solution in Qin Zheng.

50. I love you. I'm not used to being alone. I miss you. I just want to get drunk tonight because I won't miss you anymore.

5 1, getting drunk is never a sin of alcohol, but the degree of affection is too high.

52. If you like a pair of shoes, Qianshan will wear them out. If you like someone, you will be silent and drink with him.

53. Not all feelings are worth sticking to. What is lost is the regret of time. Even if we meet again, we can't fill the space without you.

54. I have been bothering for 30 years and have been confused for half my life. Gain and loss never wake up, only a glass of wine is the most intimate.