Embarrassing things in the swimming pool

1. I saw a man and a woman fighting in the swimming pool. Woman: Damn you! Man: What the f*ck is wrong with me? Woman: Why are you kicking my chest? Man: I didn’t mean it. Woman: You didn’t mean it once. I passed by you three times and you kicked me three times! Audience: Embarrassed...?

?2. The most memorable time was in a water park. I didn’t know how to swim at that time. The water in the pool was green. I turned around and saw a frog walking side by side. KB had no choice but to look carefully. Observed a standard frog swim.

?3. Last time I went swimming... Because I had my head buried in the water, I swam to the shore and tried to grab the railing. As a result, I grabbed the foot of a girl on the shore and pulled her into the water... . ?

?4. After being kicked in the foot and kicked back one by one, the most you can say is "I'm sorry"?

?5. When I was a child, I saw a girl wearing her swimsuit backwards... in the water. It was quite normal before... As soon as I came out of the water... Ah...that thunder...

?6. A few years ago, when I went swimming in the Children's Palace, I met a man sitting on the ground and couldn't get up. I looked at him curiously and smiled. The man said very funny, There was a hole in my swimming trunks while playing on the slide... Embarrassing... Yes, yes! This happens all the time! You know that, but I've seen people who didn't know, who had two holes in their butts and were still climbing the slide! ?

?7. Once I went swimming with three friends. The swimming pool was crowded that day and it was very noisy. The four of us had a lot of fun and finally decided to grab one of our friends and throw him into the pool. The four of us, One person grabs the hands, another person grabs the feet, and the other person stands in the middle and prepares to kick with his feet for assistance. I grabbed the thinnest friend and stood by the swimming pool. I planned to shout 1, 2, 3. The person grabbing the hands and feet let go at the same time, and then the person standing in the middle (me) added a kick in mid-air and threw him down. It turned out that it was too noisy that day, and there were songs playing in the swimming pool. As a result, both the hand and foot people were shouting 1, 2, 3, and they were very excited. The problem was here. After the hand person shouted 1, he started to shout 2, and the foot person just shouted 1. After a beat, the result was After shouting 3, the person holding the hand let go and lost it. The person holding the foot was still holding on to the foot. I saw that the person holding the hand had lost it, so I hurriedly flew over... The unlucky guy in the middle formed a 90-degree arc, in the center of the earth. Under the action of gravity, my head hit the cement board beside the swimming pool, and then I quickly let go of my grip on my feet, and my whole body slid into the swimming pool like a loach. We went crazy after struggling to climb up in the water. We saw something was wrong and ran away...?

?8. I went swimming the day before yesterday and deliberately found a 4-meter swimming lane with few people to swim in. There was no one in my area before, but just after I suddenly rose and fell, a man suddenly appeared in front of my head...note that it was in front of my head. . The extremely thunderous swimming style shocked me half to death... Anyone with some common sense knows about breaststroke. Breaststroke Breaststroke, as the name implies, is a swimming style that imitates the swimming movements of frogs. It is light and flexible, but that person! ! ! You just kick your legs, why do you make the movement like "putting your feet together" and then kick outwards hard! ! ! Can students with rich imaginations guess what is going to happen next? Mi Cuo, (take a deep breath) his feet are "clasped together"... but that is based on my forehead! ! ! ! ! He, the person of friendship, the person of youth, clamped his feet on both sides of my head, and then used his strength to push hard! ! ! ! I, the innocent me, the poor me, was pushed to the bottom of the pool 4 meters deep under his force! ! ! 4 meters deep! ! Children's shoes~ Mars will not hit the earth like this, people will give you a warning...as for me! ! ! He probably felt that he had made a mistake and kicked someone, so he turned around and swam to me at the speed of a thunderbolt... At that time, I had not recovered from the "surprise", and my whole body was still I was dizzy, but I swam up from the bottom of the pool reflexively. I didn't expect to be hit hard by this MLGB guy again! ! ! ! This time I was knocked back into my mother's arms at the bottom of the pool, but I couldn't hold it in--I had water in my nose! ! ! Anyone who has tasted that feeling will know... But this person still had some conscience, and immediately "pulled" me up to breathe fresh air... After that, he pestered me for my mobile phone number and said he would be "responsible" to me... If he looks good, I would consider taking a look, but he looks like a runaway. .

Really, comrades, if he hadn't spoken the local dialect, I would have thought he was Fan Paopao... Can I give it to you? ! In the end, I only gave him one word: Get out. Then he ran away quickly. It's not that I don't want to get mad, but after all, there are people in the swimming lane next to me. After all, when I was hit and entangled, a group of rescuers were standing on the shore laughing... and there was also a handsome GG who I had liked for a long time... Just thinking about it these days makes me really angry! ! ! ! ! ! !

?9. Once when I was diving, I turned around without wearing glasses. I couldn’t hold it in anymore and turned upwards. I happened to be in the middle of a girl’s legs, and I pushed her up against her. I was unlucky for a week?< /p>

?10. One time my foot touched something at the bottom of the pool. I hooked it up with my foot and found it was a pair of men's swimming trunks. I wonder how its owner got home?

?11. There are also very embarrassing things at the beach. I once saw a person wearing a bath towel and changing into swimming trunks. Halfway through the change, the bath towel fell off in a gorgeous way, and everyone around him turned to stone.

?12. There was no swimming pool when I was in elementary school, so I swam in shallow rivers. A classmate had yellow stuff all over his face while diving, and got into cow dung: (?

?13. I went swimming with my friends for the first time a few days ago. After I changed my swimsuit, I didn’t even dare to go into the water. I was sitting next to me and my two friends dragged me down. Fortunately, the water was not deep, but what was more unlucky was that I was very near-sighted and I didn’t wear glasses at the time. A man’s back was turned to me. I thought he was my brother and then I swimming with him as a joke. I pulled my pants halfway but someone turned around and it was someone I didn’t know. At that time, I even wanted to die. When the man was surprised, I ran away and didn’t dare to tell my brother. I was afraid of being laughed at by him ps. I’m a female< /p>

?14. Once, two men were having a fight in the pool. Man A accidentally scratched Man B’s nipple with his fingers. It seemed that only a layer of skin was left. I hugged my chest and ran away. I was always amazed that Male A’s hand was like Edward’s scissor hand, so awesome~~~~?

?15. One day a gay man went swimming. Since he was a poor student at the time, he used his boxer briefs as swimming trunks. He made a cool pose and shouted, "Comrades, look at me!" Then he jumped into the water with a bang. After searching for a long time, the classmate discovered that he was hiding on the less crowded side of the swimming pool. As soon as he saw his classmate coming over and waving, he lowered his voice and said, "Brother, help me find my pants quickly!"?

?16. When you slide down from a very high place during a tropical storm, your swimming trunks are washed into a thong by the water after you come down, so you have to sit there and dial it, not daring to stand up

?17. I was swimming once. When I stood up, I felt that my feet were soft and hot. I didn’t know what I stepped on. Then I hurriedly swam away and saw a swimming GG popping up where I just stepped. Yelling at the people around me: Who stepped on me just now! ?

?18. The most bh person I have ever seen~ No one is this cruel~ He jumps very high~ not with his arms but with his head first! I entered the water~shallow water~and then floated up with blood on my head~?

?19. Our swimming coach at the time never went into the water himself, but only gave us demonstrations on the shore in neat clothes. As a result, he once moved too hard and lost balance and fell down... The funniest thing is that he was wearing a cotton coat and didn't know it was a leather coat (it was winter vacation), and he was also carrying a bag...?< /p>

?20. Once, I saw a young man standing upside down in the water. His leg hair was thick, black, and floating on the water... We call it the leg hair version of water ballet...

?21. We have to learn swimming in college. The teacher taught us a reverse breaststroke, which is to push the breaststroke leg with the belly facing up. After learning it for a while, we have to take the exam. That sister kicked during the exam.

She suddenly stopped moving forward when she was still ten meters away from the distance specified by the teacher. The teacher saw her trying hard to kick her legs but she couldn't move. He encouraged her at first. After encouraging her for 10 seconds, he didn't see her moving. He turned around and said to the shore: Okay, the next one can start swimming. Our colleagues in the stands were all laughing at that time?

?22. My boyfriend can’t swim, but I can swim in the pool. I stood up in front and stretched out. He took action and said to him who was a few meters away: "Come here... come here... it's okay, relax..." Then, he put on the swimming ring he borrowed from a child and put it around his neck... and swam over... embarrassing...

?23. I learned to swim when I was a child and pride myself on my ability. I went into the water for the first time after three years. I plunged into the deep water with confidence, and then sank down =3= An aunt quickly picked me up with quick eyes and hands, "Can you swim? Are you still in the deep water?" While spitting out water, she said, "I can! I've learned it!" The aunt suddenly realized, "Oh, you can..." She let go of me. I gurgled and sank again - -||| Auntie, pick me up quickly. Didn't you say you can swim? I was embarrassed, "I forgot..."?

?24. We all swim in the sea. Dalian people go to the beach to swim and bathe in the sea. I remember when I was a child, I could see some outsiders bathing in the sea~~ ~ (Misunderstood the meaning of Dalian people) We took shampoo and soap and rubbed them on the beach. We looked surprised. ?

?25. When I came up after snorkeling in the swimming pool today, a man asked me, "Do I need to breathe down there?" I said I want it, with gills…. He looked like “I understand”….

?26. Three years ago, I just graduated from primary school. I went swimming with my classmates. I was a landlubber, so I brought a swimming ring and soaked in the water. Suddenly, someone touched my thigh under the water. I thought it was my classmate, so I kicked him. The result was a shabby kid of eight or nine years old whom I didn't recognize. I just told him I was sorry. (I'm so kind) Then I walked back, and who knew someone touched me again. When I saw it, it was the little kid again, and I felt a little depressed. I swam a little more, but I didn't know he would chase me and touch me again. It scared me so much that I ran ashore quickly. At this time, things got even worse and he climbed ashore. I ran and he chased me. After three laps he finally gave up. But I was scared to death. Thinking about it now, it’s so shocking! A little kid, why should I run? faint. But I still don’t know why he touched me. PS: I am white, but I am a man. ?

?27. When I first learned to swim, I hadn’t learned to breathe yet. I just put my head in the water and thrust my arms forward, and I would float 10 meters away. One day when I went swimming, I dived into the water and swam away, but I felt my hand touch something. Because I was in shallow water, I stood up and saw a man next to me emerging from the water and yelling, "Who did this?" It turns out that I pushed the man into the water with a plank... . 囧?

?28. When I was in junior high school, I went to the swimming pool for the first time. There were a lot of people, and I couldn’t swim, so I just floated there. Suddenly, I was shocked to see an unknown black figure under the water. The object floated towards me quickly. I am a girl who is timid~~~ So, suddenly, I raised my hand high. When the black object came to me, I slapped it hard. It was hard~ ~~ Then, a head came out. At the same time, the owner of this head was still touching his head with his hand, and the man was stabbing me. Fortunately, he didn't scold me. I was scared to death~~~?

?29. When I was a child, my father asked me to learn how to swim and threw me into the swimming pool. I was so scared that I held on to the railing at the edge of the swimming pool and kept shouting for help. Someone actually came over and found out that it was my biological father. He left. I made up my mind and told my dad that if you push me again, I will pull off your swimming trunks, sweat...?

?30. When we were in college, we passed the 10-meter swimming test. I just held it in for 10 meters and barely passed the test. I took pity on a classmate of mine. After holding it in and swimming for a long time, she found that she was back to where she was. She swam in a circle forcefully. The teacher laughed so hard that she passed?

?31. Yesterday, when I was walking along the river beach, I passed by the swimming pool and heard a lifeguard shouting through a loudspeaker, "That fat man! You're messing with the water." You dare!" It seemed that a fat man jumped into the swimming pool. The splash was so big that I almost laughed when I happened to pass by.

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?32. When my father took me and my cousin to swim when we were young, I taught my brother to wear a swimming ring and jump from the edge of the pool. He was quite afraid of water at first, but after a few times he tasted the benefits and took the initiative to jump on his own. Then I saw him jumping into the water with a graceful posture, holding his hands high, and disappeared directly from the middle of the swimming circle. ． ． A few seconds later, my dad pulled my shocked cousin up. Seeing the confused look on his face, I almost laughed to death?

?33. The memory of the swimming pool is that I was a classmate, and he went to listen to it. It was said that he was swimming in a natural spring water swimming pool. The deep water area of ??the pool was only 1 or 8 meters. Then he said that when he swam to the deep water area that day, he saw a little girl at the edge of the pool, about 12 or 3 years old, who seemed to be choked. I arrived, but I vomited a lot of, uh, food in my mouth. It looked disgusting. My classmate was shocked. Then before he finished, he heard the little girl mutter, "Why did you choke three times in one day?" Embarrassing...?

?34. I was swimming in a deep pool, holding on to the support rails with both hands and moving forward slowly. A man refused to give way and asked me to swim over. My swimming skills at that time were only half a dozen. , when he was nervous, he suddenly lost control while swimming, his hands started to move wildly, and he squeezed the man's stomach violently several times. The man was so thin that only a pile of bones remained. Yes, I was panicking at that time, but I didn’t care about the strength of my hands~~~~~?

?35. I saw an uncle with 28-inch hair. He jumped into the water excitedly and then floated up. His hair was all drooped to the side, and then quickly and wildly ruffling his hair with both hands. The movement was completely done in one go. ?

?36. When I was in high school, I went swimming with my brother in the clubhouse. There were many people, and I He couldn't swim, so he was soaking by the pool. In fact, my brother couldn't either, but he was so courageous that he plunged in with all his might. Just seeing a bunch of waves splashing on the calm water, I even suspected that he had a swimsuit hanging on his waist. The micro motor, which even sounded like it, thumped to the other side, and then came back again. Everyone was quiet, their heads moving left and right, looking dumbfounded. When my brother came out of the water, I asked He, how do you swim? He said, there are no fixed movements, just don’t sink to the bottom. Then they went to flapping again, and everyone consciously made way for them. I'm sorry about that. ?

?37. One winter, I was playing beach volleyball next to the swimming pool. I saw the volleyball being hit into the swimming pool. I hurried to chase it. As a result, I didn’t get the ball, but I didn’t stop the car, and my body was in the swimming pool. After hanging around for a long time, I finally jumped in. The water was not deep, just up to my knees. The luckiest thing was that I was in Shenzhen at that time. Finally, I went home wearing a pair of sneakers that were leaking water everywhere.