Jokes about advertising slogans. A child and a traffic policeman~

I remember it was a student and a teacher.

The student climbed over the wall into the school and was caught by the principal.

Principal: Why not go through the school gate?

The student pointed at the clothes: Metersbonwe, don’t take the usual path!

Principal: How did you climb over such a high wall?

The student patted his pants: Li Ning, everything is possible!

Principal: How does it feel to climb over the wall?

The student pointed at the shoes: Xtep, it feels like flying!

The next day, the students came in through the main entrance.

Principal: Why don’t you go over the wall today?

The student pointed to the shoes: Anta, I choose what I like!

Principal: Why not wearing school uniform?

The student lifted his pants: Semir, you can wear whatever you want.

Principal: Aren’t you afraid that I won’t let you into the school?

The student patted his clothes: You are a noble bird, unstoppable.

The principal was furious: I will give you a serious offense!

Student dissatisfaction: why?

The principal sneered: M-Zone, I have the final say on my territory!

It should be said similarly