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In the essay "What did the hunter take away from the forest", I selflessly sang what I realized.

A long time ago, far away, there was a dense forest. This forest grows on the continuous mountains, all over the mountains. Flowers bloom in spring, leaves are green in summer, red leaves are like blood in winter, and snow and ice fly in winter. Of course, in this forest, there are tinkling springs, countless birds and countless beasts.

Oh, to tell you a secret, there lived a strange hunter in this forest. That's a Siberian tiger. Because once a hunter lost his way hunting in the mountains and disappeared into this forest, of course, his gun and the bullets he carried were picked up by this Siberian tiger, so there was a special hunter in this big forest.

One day, the Northeast Tiger called all the animals to a meeting and said, "I am the king of the jungle, and all the animals should listen to me!" " That time, Fox lied to me, saying that he was the king of beasts, and led me around the big forest, which fascinated me and left me a joke. It really pissed me off! "Say that finish, kill the fox with one shot and eat it in a few bites. All the animals were frightened to show off in an ostentatious manner, and then ran wildly. The tiger picked up the gun and started shooting. Wow, a group of animals fell down. ...

Since then, the tiger has brought back a lot of food with this gun every day. Alas, tigers eat too much. They fight, eat and rot every day, and there are fewer and fewer animals on the mountain. Finally, one day, there are no animals to fight in this forest. The tiger was so hungry that he staggered out of the forest with golden flowers in his eyes.

Fortunately, this Siberian tiger hunter was discovered by people. "Wow, isn't this the dying Siberian tiger?" Everyone exclaimed in amazement, it was so happy, and then too many chefs successfully pulled the tiger hunter back and sent him to Harbin Tiger Park for supplies. Really, if you have time, come to our Dongbei Tiger Forest Park in Harbin. There are thousands of Siberian tigers here now, all descendants of this old Siberian tiger hunter.

Oh, let me know when you come to Harbin and I'll show you the way. There are more stories about Siberian tiger hunters to tell you!