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On the topic of car rims in 22, Mercedes-Benz BMW is not as good as Wuling Automobile's stall in snack car.
On the unhappy days of migrant workers, by the way, I paid close attention to Du Chun, an old man who reopened as a treasure, which made many netizens say that they couldn't sleep in the middle of the night. Since few people would pronounce "dangerous" as "shredded pork with egg dumplings", Du Chun successfully boarded the hot search in Weibo.
This greasy uncle, who basically stopped eating, suddenly became the king of Asian dance (here, you must manually @ Show Lo). However, if you mix circles, you can't escape an iron law, that is, you will be late if you follow the trend, but you will never be absent!
Seeing the entertainment variety show here, it firmly occupies the hot search list, and the car circle is dissatisfied! You know, if they really play "hot search terrier", few people can compete with them!
Mercedes-benz:? It's time to do things again
As a hot player in the automobile circle, Mercedes-Benz has a large number of fans, but it's unambiguous when it comes to doing things. There is a "reduced distribution door" in front of it, which makes people feel chilling, and then there is a big G breaking into the floor tile of the Forbidden City. Therefore, its hot search customization should be: # Let's do something again this time
BMW: the nostrils are eye-catching
BMW designers have a huge brain hole, and the smaller the design of the previous generations, the smaller it is in the BMW's middle net, and it will be "shrunk" when the eyes are watching.
As soon as they slapped their thighs, they decided to go against the trend. Is the latest kidney design still your dish? Therefore, its hot search customization should be: Nose Attention
Audi: # Are you blind? #
Unlike BMW, Audi car designers don't make wheels, but they have made great efforts in the design of headlights.
if it develops in this direction, Audi is likely to launch a laser version of the headlights, and the live conference will be comparable to that of a large disco, and then a number of cameras cmos will be burned. Therefore, its hot search customization should be: # Shoot me, are you blind #
Lexus: # Happiness that money can't buy #
Lexus has its own literary attributes, and all the stars who focus on literature and art in Weibo take the clothing route without exception. Then how can Lexus' literary style be concave to make it look beautiful and unconventional?
Comrades, in this grandiose era, it is king to be vulgar and elegant! Therefore, its hot search customization should be: # Happiness that money can't buy #
Lincoln Auto:? # Authentic Versailles #
As an American luxury brand, Lincoln has always had its own tonality, and it did not enter China as early as BBA.
but it doesn't seem that the late start has hindered us. Lincoln Motor is holding the luxury banner of "President's Car" and walking gracefully towards us. Therefore, its hot search customization should be: # Authentic Versailles #
Tesla:? # sea of stars in Musk's mind #
Although the match reduction has been sung by countless people, although the new car launch conference has overturned the car, despite the twists and turns in launching the rocket ... Tesla's sales seem to be good!
In order to humiliate short-selling institutions, Comrade Musk also started selling "short shorts". Is it worthwhile for you to pick? Therefore, its hot search customization should be: # sea of stars in Musk's mind #
Wuling Automobile:? # Little Cute on the Street of Liuzhou #
What do we build when people need it? Under the guidance of this policy, Wuling automobile's road to building cars is extremely lively. Now, the newly launched Wuling Hongguang can be taken home in less than 3 thousand, which is deeply loved by the people!
you can also make a bold guess: what is the scene on the streets of Liuzhou, where Wuling automobile is manufactured? Therefore, its hot search customization should be: # Little Cute on the Street of Liuzhou #
Mazda: # Get to know the rotor engine #
Mazda is definitely a wonderful work in the car circle. They don't care how to design the car shape, but they are quite committed to research and development.
There has been a legend in the circle that Mazda studies engines when it has money, and sells cars when it has no money, and so on. Therefore, its hot search customization should be: # Learn about rotor engines #
Evergrande builds cars: as a real estate tycoon, Evergrande has always cherished the grand dream of building cars, even though the warm-up film before the whole conference will make people feel that it is a real estate conference.
Although some people commented on this: seeing him rise from a tall building, playing football, selling grain and oil, and building a car, it did not affect Mr. Xu's calling out with a Henan accent: "Buy in buy buy", "Together", "Circle and Circle", "Big and Big" and "Good and Good" ~ Therefore, its hot search customization should be: # Building a car with a house #.
In a word, although Jia Yueting has degraded himself from the boss Jia to a migrant worker Xiao Jia, one truth remains unchanged, that is, "Let's suffocate our dreams together". Therefore, its hot search customization should be: # Compilation of foreign ambassadors #
The end of the article is reserved for everyone. Do you think which of these draft contestants is hot enough to successfully detonate the hot search in Weibo?
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