Who knows that Xiao Ming joke? It’s the one in which Xiao Ming is a camel, from the series

Xiao Ming’s first wave

1. Xiao Ming was thrown from the 13th floor...why is everything okay...?

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Because Xiao Ming is a lunch box..

2 .During the eight years of the Anti-Japanese War, Xiao Ming was so hungry that he made human dumplings for breakfast. When he arrived at school, he opened his lunch box and found that 2 dumplings were missing. He closed it ..When I opened it again, 2 more dumplings were missing...

That's it..In the end, all the dumplings were gone...Xiao Ming was very scared...

Excuse me, where did the dumplings go...

The dumplings were stuck on the lid of the lunch box...

3. During the eight years of the Anti-Japanese War... .Wang Xiaoming lives a life without worries about food and clothing...Why?

Because Wang Xiaoming is a lunch box.............

4. Wang Xiaoming was thrown from the 13th floor...Why is it okay?

Because Wang Xiaoming is Xiaoming.............

5. Wang Xiaoming was thrown from the 13th floor again... Why?

Because there is no 14th floor...

6. An adventurer brought Xiao Ming went to the desert...why could he come back safely?

Because Xiao Ming is a camel...

7. Later, the adventurer took Xiao Ming to the desert ..Why did you never come back this time?

Because Xiao Ming was thrown from the 13th floor...

Xiao Ming’s second wave

Once upon a time, there was a child named Xiao Ming. One day, his father told him that he looked like Lipton Black Tea

Xiao Ming was very angry and ran to ask the teacher: "Teacher, teacher, what do I look like?" Does it look like Lipton Black Tea?"

The teacher said helplessly: "Yes, you look like Lipton Black Tea"

Xiao Ming was very sad after hearing what the teacher said and cried. Go out and jump into the small river next door

In an instant... the water turned red...

Once upon a time there was a child named Xiao Ming. One day, his father told him that he I look like a pig

Xiao Ming was very angry and ran to ask the teacher: "Teacher, teacher, do I look like a pig?"

The teacher said helplessly: "Yes. , you look like a pig."

Xiao Ming was very sad after hearing what the teacher said. He cried and rushed out of the door and ran away

In an instant... Xiao Ming rushed into the pig Hei

My classmates said that Xiao Ming’s head looked like a brick. When Xiao Ming came home, he asked, “Mom, my head doesn’t look like a brick?” Mom didn’t want to hurt his self-esteem, so she said, “Go to the well by yourself. "While taking photos." Xiao Ming stood by the well. The people in the well said: "People up there, don't throw bricks into the well!!!!"

One day, Xiao Ming asked his grandma aggrievedly : "Grandma, grandma, do you think I am a stupid child? Grandma replied: "Silly boy, how can you be a stupid boy?"

Hope it helps!