Funny blessing sentences

Banknotes are yours only after they are used. Open your wallet and look at the unused banknotes. The name "People's Bank of China" is printed on them. It has nothing to do with you. Below are the funny blessing sentences I compiled, welcome to read.

Funny blessing sentences

1. Your future depends on your dreams. So, go to sleep.

2. I once looked up at the sky with my friend, and we both cried. She cried because she was broken in love, and I cried because I twisted my neck.

3. Chinese civilization has a long history, so many places have changed their names several times in the long history. I have to say, the changes in some places are really deceiving! Zhumadian was once called Runan, Zaozhuang was called Lanling, and Hefei was originally called Luzhou! Ahhhhhh, the name changes of some places are simply unbearable!

4. Sugar daddy? It is the gentlest way to rob the rich and help the poor.

5. It is more comfortable to be a man!

6. In spring, you plant a girlfriend in the back mountain, and in autumn, it will bear cuckolds all over the mountains and fields!

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7. The three most painful things for a man: being caught by his lover buying groceries with his wife; being caught by his wife going shopping with a sympathetic lover; being blocked in an alley by his wife and lover at the same time.

8. The face is for pleasing the eyes, and the eyes are for looking at the face.

9. Looking at a beautiful girl, I have no idea how to strike up a conversation. Pick up a brick on the side of the road and step forward, "Classmate, did you drop this?

10. No People with medical insurance and life insurance should not act rashly after dark.

11. King Kong is a fool whose head was caught in a door; have you ever seen bananas growing on a coconut tree?

12. It’s strange, you breathed in so much courage, vomited All that came out were sighs.

13. Hello, the number you dialed has passed away. Please call again in the next life.

14. When China becomes developed in the future, let foreigners translate classical Chinese.

15. If a person is not an official, he will not appear bad.

16. When we are young, we often make faces in the mirror; when we are old, the mirror is even.

17. You are just a passer-by, I am just passing by, and we just pass by.

18. The most annoying people are those who wear short skirts and safety pants. You are simply insulting short skirts.

19. When you see a dime, why bother? Just throw it to the begging buddy next to you and let him be depressed?

20. As long as you can dance well, then Is there a corner that can’t be dug down?

21. When you say bad things about me, can you please stop adding fuel to the fire and thinking it’s a stir-fry?

22. Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?

23. Can I kiss you? No. ?What did I just say? Can I kiss you? Yes. ?

24. The British girl slipped and shoved the Italian over. Before leaving, she dragged the Korean to ensure that Li Jianrou won the championship. It was more interesting than the American Emmons whose last shot missed the target and gave away the gold medal. Not only did he miss the target, but he also killed all the other players.

25. Please, Miss, please don’t use your mushy head to think about such profound issues, okay? I can no longer communicate with you using words. Do you think your words should be understood by everyone and taken as the truth? Please, I am not your boyfriend, I have to spoil you!

26. Take the bus in the afternoon, take out the bus card and throw it in Enter the coin slot.

27. Baijiahei: If you step on one person during the day, you will not be drowsy; if you step on another person at night, you will sleep soundly.

28. If you love her, put her in a wedding dress and then strip her naked with your own hands.

29. After breaking up, I don’t ask for anything. I just hope that every woman in your future will be better than the other!

30. I don’t like to sleep with only one woman many times, but I like to sleep with many women only once.

31. When I get angry, I want to buy something. When I spend money, I have to spend money. When I spend money, I get less money. When I get less money, I get angry.

32. Baidu searched how Mi ranked first, and the best answer was that his girlfriend was being teased at the finish line.

33. No one is perfect, does it mean that no one is complete?

34. I have been a virgin for years and finally changed last night Coming of age.

35. If you don’t take a day off on Saturday, you’ll have one day stolen; if you don’t take a day off on Sunday, you’ll get a whole day stolen. It goes on forever, can the corpse be collected?

36. One day, Xiaoqiang, who was in elementary school, took the hundred-dollar bill given by his mother to school to pay for books, but the school did not accept it that day. Passing by a small store when he got home, Xiaoqiang secretly spent yuan. After arriving home, my mother asked: "Have you paid the money?" Xiaoqiang: "It will be confiscated today." Give it back to you. ?My mother asked angrily: ?Why only?? Xiaoqiang pursed his lips and said: ?I lost the yuan on the way back. ?

37. A primary school girl asked the teacher: "My grandma is eighty years old, can she get pregnant?" Teacher: "No!" The girl then asked: "Then my sister is eighteen years old, can she get pregnant?" Teacher: "Yes!" The girl asked again: "I'm eight years old, can I?" Teacher: "No!" The little boy next to me: "Hey, hey, I said it's okay." ?

38. I have one and only one wish every day? To be alive tomorrow!

39. I asked the electric fan today if I was ugly, and it shook its head all afternoon.

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40. When a man is dumped, it’s about money; when a woman is dumped, it’s about appearance; when I’m dumped, there’s something wrong with your fucking head.

41. Just listen to your words and save me ten books.

42. After all, we have been together for three years. We know each other so well, we are like brothers, but even though we are so close, sitting at the table, I still asked him very vigilantly before opening the cup: Have you washed your hands?

43. Since all otakus call themselves Marie Curie, then as an otaku, please call me Picasso (locked in the house).

In 44. In 2017, some people could afford five generations of apples, but some people couldn’t even afford five bags of apples!

45. Are all grandfathers descended from grandchildren?

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46. Parents deceiving their children is called education, and children deceiving their parents is called deception. Mutual deceit is called generation gap!

47. While eating, my wife asked me: Who is the most beautiful woman in the world? I replied without thinking: I don’t know, I only know you as a woman! Wife Nodding with satisfaction, my mother is now ready to sever the mother-child relationship with me.

48. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

49. If you have to pay taxes when you look in the mirror, I am afraid some women will go bankrupt.

50. My face is round and fleshy. I can rub my face and play with it if I have nothing to do. You are thin, you have no meat, and all you have to do is watch me rub my face and play with it.

Funny words of blessing

1. In the blink of an eye, it has arrived at the end of the cold winter. In such a cold day, I miss you deeper and deeper. I wish you peace and happiness. !

2. I wish you that in the new year, all your hopes will come true, all your dreams will come true, all your expectations will appear, and all your efforts will be fulfilled!

3. I wish you good fortune, partial wealth, windfall, and abundant financial resources; good luck in family, friendship, and personal relationships; I wish you good luck in officialdom, wealth, and love affairs.

4. The bells are my greetings, the songs are my blessings, the snowflakes are my greeting cards, the wine is my blowing kisses, the breeze is my embrace, and happiness is my gift! Give them all to me You, I wish you a Happy New Year!

5. The bells are my greetings, the songs are my blessings, the snowflakes are my greeting cards, the wine is my blowing kisses, the breeze is my hug, and happiness is my Gift!

6. At this moment, I miss you the most. Let the clouds carry my heartfelt blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a happy new year!

7. May my blessings be like high and low wind chimes, bringing you jingling bells. Happy New Year! I send you my sincere blessings in the new year. I wish you a healthier, happier and happier year ahead.

8. Some people spend money to eat and drink, some people spend money to order songs, some people spend money to have beauty treatments, some people spend money to get massages. Today I spend my own money, send you messages to chat with you, take out my heart, and send A little look at you: I wish you a happy New Year and good luck!

9. Happy New Year! My dear, because I hold your hand, I want to hold your hand and give you happiness and happiness forever. !I love you!

10. The New Year is here, and I can’t give you warm winter clothes, nor do I need gorgeous and romantic verses; I don’t need expensive gifts; and I don’t have the joy of roses. But there are blessings more precious than those for you: I wish you all your wishes will come true in the New Year and all the best!

11. The days we get together are just to brew a cup of strong wine and pour it into flowing lovesickness. , staring at your charming face amidst the sound of New Year’s firecrackers, I just want to say to you: I will love you for ten thousand years!

12. No matter where I am, I hope that I am only a turn away from you. . On this special day, let my heart dance with you. I wish you a happy new year, peace and health!

13. I quietly put my New Year’s blessings and hopes under the melting snow quilt, let them grow with the spring, and give you a year of fruitfulness. and fragrance!

14. In order to hide your shadow for a long time, in the depth of winter, I put another lock on my soul. But now, on this day, I seem to hear my own voice again through the keyhole. Voice, I wish you a happy new year!

15. The weather, people, and the sun are urging each other, and the winter solstice brings spring again. At this wonderful moment of bidding farewell to the old and welcoming the new, please accept my best and most heartfelt wishes to you: I wish you health, safety, joy, and happiness in the new year.

16. The weather is slowly getting worse, and the cool breeze is gradually coming; because of your cuteness, I specially care for you; at night, you should cover yourself with a quilt to prevent your hands and feet from getting cold; if you have nothing to do, you can make bones, so that you can replenish calcium ;Don't say I'm too bad, I wish you a happy New Year!

17. The imperial edict has arrived! By God's blessing, the emperor issued an edict: The Year of the Pig has arrived, and I will give you a red envelope, which contains thousands of taels of happiness and joy. , thousands of smiles? May your family enjoy the smiles of happiness and joy, thank you for this!

18. Gather the sunshine of the Himalayas, gather the breeze from the ends of the world, quench the blessings of the Gangdise Mountains, and attract Bill Gates I give it to you as a gift, wishing you a happy new year!

19. The old year is gone and the new year is here. At this time, the love is particularly strong, and the past events are vividly surging in my heart. Thousands of words should still be there, but they have become pale. I ask you if you know my heart, just like the place where wintersweet blooms in full bloom and auspicious snow falls.