My wife’s heresies about family trivial matters

Now that life is better, my wife is getting fatter and fatter. Her friends persuade her to lose weight, and she always agrees verbally, but she can't control herself, she is a complete foodie! Fat usually comes from eating.

As a husband, I sometimes advise her to lose weight. It’s not that she is fat, but that being fat won’t do much good.

Whenever I tried to persuade her, she would take out the jokes on her phone to refute me, saying that what I said was fallacy. She didn't know where she got the jokes from, and they were so reasonable and well-founded that she couldn't refute them. Sometimes I was so stuck that I obeyed!

"Husband, you are so knowledgeable, but you have discovered that among the Chinese characters, most of the words expressing human organs have the word "moon" next to them. For example, brain, liver, spleen, lung, pancreas ...So, being fat is normal!”

“I have read this paragraph, and if it expresses unhealthy, it is usually used next to the word “sickness”, for example, disease, scar, sore, pain, disease. , disease, pain...the key is the word thin, right?"

"Yes, so, thinness is a disease that needs to be cured, it needs to be cured!"

"Haha! , it sounds reasonable!"

"Don't bully me for being uneducated. If anyone calls me fat from now on, I will say he is sick!"

"Haha, really. I’ve convinced you. In fact, it’s good to be healthy.”

“You have to cherish me and don’t always think I’m fat. Otherwise, when I’m not sleeping, I’ll turn around and be dead.” You're so stupid."

"Haha, okay, eat a chicken leg to stop your mouth!"

"That's enough. Only when you're full can you gain strength. Lose weight.”

“I’m so impressed!”