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And write a 300-word composition on the topic.
When I first learned to speak, I couldn't pronounce the words clearly, just babbling, but it was much better later! Would you say that you are responsible for the punishment? Shu Shu Tang Shu Tian ... My mother hugged me excitedly and smiled happily.
My mother taught me to read when I was a child. At first, I only learned a few simple words. As I get older, I learn more and more words. In my first grade, I won the first prize in the literacy competition in my class, so I got the title of "Li Shu".
It doesn't matter if you don't know some words on the herringbone, but writing the wrong words will make a big joke. When I was one or two years old, I always misspelled the word "Li". I write more when I write characters. For this reason, the teacher often criticized me, and later changed it, and things passed.
Don't be criticized for not being able to write typos. We must write calmly so that there will be no typos.
Since I was a child, I have realized that Chinese characters are extensive and profound, from which I will mispronounce and mispronounce. Therefore, in learning, I am fearless. The fear is that the risk will be reduced. Therefore, we should study hard to do everything well.
Friends, do you have any interesting stories about Chinese characters? Say it and listen!
My joke with Chinese characters
I have a deep affection for Chinese characters since I was a child. I want to laugh when I see Chinese characters: Chinese characters are so vivid and vivid. Although they are written on paper and kept in Fang Gezi, they are not rigid symbols, but lively and lovely spirits. Also, it's a joke between me and Chinese characters.
In the first grade of primary school, I learned Chinese characters with the help of Pinyin. Since then, I have worked hard and studied hard.
I have read many books, but there are also many words I don't know. I have only one way, and that is to guess, guess and guess how to pronounce. Because of this, I made many jokes.
One day, I was reading a book and didn't know a word. It was "Trembling with fear", so I read it according to my own guess. The next day, a guest came to my house and asked me to read this article. I read it confidently, but when I read "Trembling", I guessed it was "Beat, Beat, Beat, Beat, Beat, Beat, Beat, Beat, Beat, Beat, Beat, Beat, Beat and so on.
When I was a child, I wrote very tightly. Once, I wanted to write a letter to my mother. The letter is like this:
Dear Mare Mare, you girl! My recent study: ...
My mother doesn't know whether to be happy or angry after reading it. In fact, what I want to write is: hello, dear mother! My recent research is as follows: ...
Well, I made up another funny story.
Now, I have repented and corrected the mistakes I made before, and I have become more passionate about Chinese characters.
I smiled again, for my achievements, for Chinese characters. ...
2. Write 300 short articles on the topic of chatting with () and chat with the swallow. Lovely and naughty swallow, although we have no chance to meet, I really want to chat with you.
You are so naughty and funny in the new version of Princess Huanzhu (I am a big fan). When watching TV series, I always feel that the plot is very funny and touching: I performed acrobatics several times and let it slip; Unconsciously became the emperor.
Palace; Let the emperor mistake you for his own daughter; When I became Princess Zhu Huan; Being tortured by the queen who makes people hate her teeth itch and the old slave that the queen values most-Sister Rong (really painful); I also wrote a letter that everyone didn't understand, only Wei Zi.
Just understand this letter (Wei Zi is really your confidant. It seems that "however, when China keeps our friendship" should be changed to "keep close friends"! )。
Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? It is your indomitable spirit that has enabled me to overcome difficulties again and again. If only you could "play to the end" too! We can have a heart-to-heart talk and then do it. There are many things! your
Naughty personality, naughty behavior, unruly words and deeds make people fondle ("love tiger oil")! If you travel through the present, you will realize many things you didn't have at that time, such as computers, televisions,
Game consoles, mobile phones, MP4? I can teach you four words, such as: come straight to the point, Smith? Many proverbs, such as: Wang Po sells melons, but she boasts herself? You're going to cross over
At my age, should you strengthen your knowledge, such as harmony? At my age, who doesn't have two brushes to seek knowledge!
You are my idol (hero)! If only there was a "crossing machine", we would play together every day (premise: in summer vacation, when I have no classes. ), ok?
Cooperation is power within 3.300 words. "A tree can't be a forest. Only when thousands of trees depend on each other will there be those pines. A single flower does not make spring, and a hundred flowers can make a full love. "
In the animal world, cooperation is everywhere. There is a crocodile in Africa that opens its mouth every time it eats. At this time, a thousand birds will fly into its mouth, carefully clean its teeth and peck away the food residue between its teeth. Crocodiles are comfortable, and thousands of birds fill their stomachs. If the crocodile accidentally closes its mouth, the bird will poke it with its sharp wings, and the crocodile will open its mouth when it feels it. This is an example of cooperation to create strength. The tacit cooperation between crocodiles and birds makes it easy for crocodiles to take things out of their teeth, and birds are full. They live and exist in cooperation. What a wonderful cooperation! "The weather is not as good as the geographical position, and the geographical position is not as good as people." It is a famous saying of Mencius, which once again illustrates the importance of cooperation. Not only the cooperation between animals can produce power, but also the cooperation between people can produce great power. Everyone knows the story of "offer a humble apology". Lian Po, the general of the ancient state of Zhao in China, won many battles, but ignored the Prime Minister Lin Xiangru, embarrassed him everywhere, and sneered at him in political affairs. But Lin Xiangru was always polite to him. When asked, he replied, "We are all important officials of Zhao. If others know that we are not in harmony, they will definitely take the opportunity to attack. " Lian Po was very guilty and came to confession with Vitex negundo. Later, he cooperated with Lin Xiangru and Qi Xin, which made Zhao very powerful. Lian Po was moved by Lin Xiangru's cooperative attitude and understood the power of cooperation, so he took the initiative to admit his mistake. It is because of their cooperation that the powerful state of Zhao was formed. In my daily life, I really realized the power of cooperation. I remember a spring outing and boating in East Lake. Every four people take a boat. In the lake, we decided who would reach the other side first. I took a pedal boat with three other people, two pedals and a steering wheel. At first, our opinions were different, and the rhythm of pedaling was different. Finally stopped in the middle of the lake and didn't go any further. Later, we cooperated, one person was in charge of the direction, and the others were in charge of stepping on it in turn, which was orderly and won the applause of the students. We realize the power of cooperation from the joy of success. "Earth helps the earth become a wall, and people help others become kings." Yes, cooperation is very important. Crocodiles and Thousand Birds are cooperating, Lian Po and Lin Xiangru are cooperating, and I also participated in the cooperation. So, my friend, learn to cooperate, because cooperation is power.
4. Writing 300 words on the topic of taking away and staying is really a meteor. It came so fast and went so fast.
In a blink of an eye, time passed by me, and my short primary school life was coming to an end. Six years. I have lived in this school for six years. I have feelings not only for my classmates, but also for everything on campus. Everything on campus is so familiar.
On campus, I am bathed in sunshine and grow sturdily: the teacher is persuasive and hit the floor teaches me to accompany me to the other side of victory; The repeated encouragement of my classmates inspired me to walk firmly on my own road step by step ... what should I take when I leave? Yes, I should take away those priceless treasures: spiritual food, dazzling awards, rich fruits ... and ... I remember that my writing ability was poor before. One day, my teacher called me to the office. She gave me serious guidance and wrote down the main points that should be paid attention to in writing in my notebook. I stared at the notebook, and between the lines of the teacher, I saw the precious teacher-student relationship. I put the feelings between teachers and students in my heart and have been carrying them with me on this long road of life.
Strange, what seems to be missing? By the way, it's friendship. Over the years, that profound friendship has been hidden in my heart and buried in my heart. In the long river of memory, my classmates have helped me countless times.
I remember once going to a competition, which didn't end until 6 pm. Walking on the way back to school, I felt uneasy, because my homework was in the classroom and I couldn't get in. How can I hand in my homework tomorrow? I quickened my pace and hurried to the classroom.
It is strange that there is a shadow moving at the door. I walked over and turned out to be a classmate in our class. I saw her running towards me with my homework in her hand. I was moved to tears. "Thank you very much ..." I said excitedly.
"You're welcome, we are good classmates!" Say that finish, she ran home. At that moment, the friendship between our classmates deepened.
I took a lot and left a lot. Left my laughter and my blessing ... all good things must come to an end.
In the vast sea of people, we met in the same school and classroom and became classmates. This is destiny. But what should come will come, and leaving your alma mater cannot be changed.
But we took what belonged to us and left what we gave to the school. We will be happy. My primary school life is coming to an end, taking away the joy of victory and leaving new challenges; It took away the happy time in our alma mater, but left a good memory.
I am happy, because I have been proud of my school for six years; Years later, the school will be proud of me. I am very happy. I took what I should have taken and left what I should have left. Gathering and parting are all karma. Years spent in school, may happiness take away sadness, may happiness take away troubles, may childhood leave memories, and strive to leave dreams! .
5. A composition of 200 to 300 words about cooperation. What is cooperation? Is that two people do the same thing together again. We can't lack the spirit of cooperation from childhood to adulthood. With the spirit of cooperation, we can do everything well.
I remember one afternoon, the teacher said, "We are going to assemble a model plane. I will divide my classmates into seven groups. These seven teams will make seven planes. I hope you have a spirit of cooperation. " After the teacher divided us into groups, we began to make planes. I am responsible for cutting the fuselage. I accidentally used too much force when cutting, and I saw the fuselage at once. I was so angry that I suddenly sat down on the ground. My good friend Zhao Xin took good care of me and said, "Never mind, let's work together!" " I nodded. Then, we asked the teacher for another material, and we began to do it again. This time, I looked at the fuselage very carefully, slowly and carefully. I turned my head and glanced at Zhao Xin, who was seriously painting the wing! When she finished painting, she took out her painted wings and said to me, "Come, I'll saw it for you." I quickly declined and said, "No, I'm too careless. What if I see it again? " Or you can come! "Zhao Xin said to me with a frown," Do people have the spirit of cooperation? You see the wings, and I have to draw the tail! Come on, you saw it, I drew it, and our plane can go to heaven! " I was moved by her words. I quickly took a knife and looked at it carefully. Sure enough, many things happen. I saw very well, and in a short time, I saw it. Zhao Xin also drew the tail wing of the plane. With my last success, I am no longer afraid to see for myself. I started sawing my tail seriously. After a while, I saw it. Our plane just needs to be assembled. The two of us carefully assembled it. The topic of cooperation is 600 words and 8 articles. It took us a long time to install it. We said to the teacher, "teacher, our plane is assembled." Can we go to the playground for a test flight? " The teacher said, "Of course. "With the permission of the teacher, we even got the playground. I threw the plane into the sky, and the tail of the plane gave out a bang, and the plane took off! Zhao Xin and I are so happy that we don't know what to say.
Through this incident, I thoroughly understand that people should have the spirit of cooperation.
6. Thank you for the 300-word composition on the topic, and thank you for your life.
What is life? Life is an activity that people or creatures carry out for survival and development. Simply put, it is survival. However, in life, there is neither eternal happiness nor eternal pain. In happiness, we should thank life, in pain, we should also thank life, because life is beautiful.
Life always leaves us something, pain, illness, happiness and happiness ... No matter what life leaves us, we should not resent, ridicule or be indifferent, but sincerely thank life. In the society where you are integrated, there are many people who lend a helping hand to your frustration, bring a ray of sunshine to your confusion, add a comfort to the occasional pain in your life, and sprinkle a piece of care, which makes you feel that ordinary people will get so much attention and care, so look around and you feel that there are too many things to be grateful for.
We know that life is not always a picturesque spring. The distant mountains will gradually turn brown in the twilight; Yesterday's moon can't round tonight's dream. After reading Dumas' book, I read the following passage: He finally stood up from the rain of bullets, stroking his bleeding body and laughing at the sky: "Thank God, I can really feel the pain. Pain is really good, it tells me that I am still alive, and there is life and hope. " Yes, experiencing physical and mental pain is the greatest gift that life gives us. It tells us that if we live, there will be happiness, pain and hope.
7. Write about 300 words on the theme of "warmth", which is warm and exists in everyone's heart.
Warmth comes from the sacred heart. Warmth is everyone's need.
Warmth is everyone's desire. There are two kinds of warmth: physical warmth and spiritual warmth.
Everyone felt the warmth. Or a burning stove, or a concerned look, or a handed coat, or a gentle word.
Everyone creates warmth. Everyone has energy.
Everyone gave it. As long as you have the heart, people can always release warmth.
Warm is comfortable. Need warmth.
Warmth is closeness. Warmth is recognition.
Give people warmth, and you are warmer. Give love to others, and you will be cared for.
Give people happiness and you will be happier. This is a realm.
Warmth is the property of the soul. In the warmth, people will not get lost.
Warmth is created by people. It's either yourself or someone else.
If you only rely on the warmth created by yourself, you will often be unable to adjust when the environment changes, and you will be left out in the cold, and you will probably lose confidence gradually. If we only rely on the warmth created by others, we will feel more cold, feel at a loss in the face of cold, fear the future, fear life, yearn for but hate the surrounding society, just like babies who can't keep their body temperature.
Whether it is warm or not varies from person to person. The warmth from the heart is the real warmth.
In grateful hearts and grateful eyes, festivals always make people feel warm. Gather the strength of the mind and people will be warm.
8. A composition about home 300 words Home is an ocean-going ship in a warm harbor, and it will sail back to a calm harbor sooner or later.
Refueling, maintenance, loading and unloading.
Welcome to the first voyage. Children who leave home will return to their warm families sooner or later.
Eat, rest, add clothes and reduce clothes.
Welcome the new dawn. Home is a warm harbor.
Although this harbor is not big, it has the broad feelings of family. They share my success and smile with me, and tolerate my mistakes and tears.
If someone asks me, "Where is the warmest place?" I will definitely tell him without hesitation: "Home is the warmest." He makes me intoxicated and proud.
"Have a meal!" As soon as the voice fell, a woman in her forties came out of the kitchen, and that was my mother. When I was sick, the scene of her caring and taking soup and medicine was still clearly reflected in my mind. I remember one time, I was sick.
When my mother found out, she immediately went downstairs to buy medicine for me. But "the weather is not beautiful."
Soon after she went out, it began to rain cats and dogs. I suddenly found that my mother forgot to bring an umbrella, and I was really worried about her health.
It was a long time before my mother came home. I saw her soaking wet.
But my mother quickly went to the kitchen to decoct medicine for me. Seeing that I had taken the medicine, her mouth smiled.
But my mother caught a cold for me. Tears welled up in my eyes with shame.
At this time, I deeply felt the warmth of home. My father is also in his forties. Although he is not good at words, I feel a warm force from him.
He is busy working for this family every day. Whenever I encounter difficulties, he always gives me confidence and makes me try to overcome them.
Therefore, he became my spiritual pillar, which made me grow up healthily. This middle school student in school uniform is my sister.
Whenever I encounter difficulties in my study, she always takes pains to explain to me and make me progress. As for me, my academic performance is excellent.
I will help with the housework as soon as I have time. I often peel some fresh fruits for my family to eat, which makes them feel gratified.
In the evening, my family always drinks tea and watches TV programs together. Play a few jokes from time to time, which makes the family full of laughter.
This is my family, and she is full of laughter all the time. In this family, I keep making progress and growing.
Mid-Autumn Festival Reunion Dinner Mid-Autumn Festival is an ancient festival in China, and it is a good day for people to enjoy the moon and get together. On this day, there are few clouds and the moon is particularly round. People get together and have a happy reunion dinner. The annual Mid-Autumn Festival is coming again. This day is not only the Mid-Autumn Festival, but also the day when my uncle's new building was built. What a double happiness! My uncle will have a Mid-Autumn Festival reunion dinner together in the evening.
There is a full moon embedded in the night sky, like a big jade plate. The moonlight is bright and bright. What a beautiful moon! Looking at it, I suddenly remembered the story of the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon. I seemed to see Chang 'e holding a snow-white jade rabbit and waving to us in the bright moonlight ... Suddenly, a song-"Shuidiao" echoed in my ears, and the song was melodious and euphemistic: people have joys and sorrows, and the moon is full of ups and downs. This matter is old and difficult. I hope that people will last for a long time, and the journey of a thousand miles will never leave their ancestors. This beautiful song is playing in the hotel, which makes the atmosphere of Mid-Autumn Festival stronger.
I saw my uncle and aunt entertaining guests, and my cousin also went to work and came back from the company. My grandparents are talking happily with others, and the whole scene makes people feel very warm. As soon as they saw us coming, they all called us to sit down.
Some of my brothers and sisters and I seldom meet each other several times a year. This meeting makes us very happy! "Long time no see, how have you been recently? Did you miss me ... "My cousin has been asking questions. Having said that, grandpa asked me again, "Do you study well? Did you win the first prize? " ? Come and play after the holiday! "The kind words of my loved ones make me feel warm." It's good to have a family! I thought to myself.
After a while, most of the guests arrived and they began to serve. Delicious food was served in plates. The variety of dishes is dazzling. Sometimes, my mother will help me clean up the dishes, sometimes my cousin will help me pour drinks, and my grandmother will ... from these delicious foods, I get the warmth of my family. At this time, my uncle and cousin came over with a glass of wine. They insisted on toasting the drinker. My uncle stood up with a full glass of wine, said a blessing, and then gulped it down. Everyone praised him for his good capacity for drinking. It's my father's turn to drink, but he is not good at drinking at all. At first, he completely refused to drink, but in the end he was forced to drink. Yes, he just drank for a while and then turned pale. I wish them an early reunion with their families and a happy family.
There is always such a place in the world that gives us shelter when it is stormy and gives us comfort when our hearts are exhausted. Our bodies and souls always need such a place to rest. This is home.
Day after day, whenever the lights are on at sunset in the western hills, such as the endless traffic and the hurried footsteps of pedestrians on the street, they are all heading in one direction-home. People who have no home will never have a sense of belonging, just like floating clouds forever.
However, home is not only a square room, but also a beautiful and luxurious arrangement. The most important element of family is our feelings, and we manage with our heart. Because of this feeling of concern, we feel warm and relaxed.
I care because of love, and I miss you because of love. My home is as ordinary as thousands of families in Qian Qian.
More than 60 square meters of buildings, there is no grand and elegant decoration, no luxurious decoration, and some are the feelings of husband and wife and the love of mother and child under the load of a small space. These overflowing feelings are enough for me. Home, our home.
The warm home that we all long for. Home is a pair of slippers handed by my lover when I return; Home is the smiling face of children jumping into their arms; Home is a steaming piece of rice on the dining table; Home is a sweet double bed reflected by the bedside lamp.
9. The frustration of writing 300 words on the topic of growth has made me grow up.
Folding is not terrible. If there are setbacks, it will be a step closer to success. -inscription
Setbacks are terrible things, and no one wants them. However, I hope that setbacks will come to me.
Maybe some people will call me stupid, and no one will want setbacks to befall them; Some people may call me crazy, but I don't mind, because I know how to cherish everything, including setbacks.
There are many successful people in the world, and they have all experienced numerous setbacks before they succeed. When Edison was a child, his family was very poor. Once he did an experiment on the train, which didn't cause a fire. The conductor was deaf in one ear. But he didn't give up because of this, and finally became a world-famous scientist through unremitting efforts.
Beethoven, a famous German musician, wrote the famous Ninth Symphony when he was completely deaf. Beethoven had many setbacks in his life, but these setbacks did not corrode his mind, but honed his will and made him step by step toward the palace of success.
Although setbacks will not make people 100% successful, those who can stand setbacks will certainly succeed. Some people just can't stand the test of setbacks and disappear at this time. For these people, I can only call them weak and cowards.
Indeed, everyone is different and has different endurance. Setbacks are not terrible, what is terrible is that you will shrink back in the face of setbacks. Setbacks may make you or devour you, but I hope you can cherish your setbacks so that you can have a successful experience.
For you, for your life, for your brilliant success, please cherish your setbacks!
PS:LZ will do it for a while. I hope it will help LZ. Thank you.
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