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What should I do if my workplace status is low?
A person without identity can be anyone?
This newspaper held the G20 real estate annual meeting, and Mr. Fang from Home+Network was invited to attend because he had cooperated with this newspaper. Dressed in exquisite cheongsam in Jiangnan, she is definitely the most eye-catching star in the starry sky venue on the top floor of Westin Hotel. As an employee of the Home Appliances Department, I am the on-site staff of this annual meeting, and I only provide guidance services to General Manager Fang on the spot. Although Mr. Fang brought his own aura in the crowd, he sat stiffly in his seat and looked around nervously. I went over and asked why.
"Mia, I really want to meet the real estate tycoon sitting on the podium." Mr. Fang said awkwardly. "Then you go, you are particularly beautiful today, and no one will refuse to talk to a beautiful woman." I encouraged her to say. "I'm embarrassed, I don't know them, and I'm a little shy." Fang always cast a glance at the podium again, sipping his lips. ? Shy? The baby was stunned. You know, Ms. Fang is the CEO of an Internet real estate platform with a capital valuation of10 billion! ! Many people get stage fright when they see someone older than themselves.
As the bottom of the pyramid, what can young coffee people do in this place where big coffee is gathered? First of all, I hypnotize myself. I'm just a junior media consultant in the home appliance department. I don't know any guests here except Mr. Fang. But I still got up the courage to say boldly, "What's the difficulty? I will take you there. " "Do you know them? What if the other party refuses? " Mr Fang is still hesitating. "I dare to go because I have no identity, and a person without identity can be anyone. And you are already the general manager, and there are too many faces that you can't let go. " I took her hand, each with a glass of red wine, and walked to the podium without hesitation.
At this time, the dinner was in progress, and the guests on the rostrum talked with each other and made a lot of money. The name of the big boss is on the main table. I'll start with the last one "Hello, Li, I'm Mia from the newspaper. This beautiful woman is Fang Zong of Home+Net. Let us propose a toast to you. " I handed the cup.
"Hello, Mia, hello, Miss Fang." Mr. Li clinked glasses with us enthusiastically. I quickly lowered my glass and touched it gently under his glass (if you want to ask why you touched the children's paper at the bottom of the glass, please make up your own workplace etiquette)
Mr. Fang quickly handed in his business card. "Our home+net came to South China to do real estate e-commerce. Please take care. " Mr. Li also took out his business card and said happily, "Home+Internet, I have heard of it. It is a trend for the other party. I hope to have the opportunity to cooperate in the future. " We are all secretly glad that the first battle was successful. ? Next, I introduce all the guests at the main table to Mr. Fang. I have so many business cards that I can hardly hold them. ......
Standing on the shoulders of giants?
"You know, Obama, there are only six people in the middle." At this time, a mysterious guest came. We don't know his name, but it looks like the water is deep, so we dare not make a move. I took a casual look and saw Mr. Wang, the general manager of the newspaper, beside me, so I went to ask Mr. Wang to lead the way. "This is Mr. Yao, the chairman of Qingtian Group, and this is Mr. Fang from Home+Net." Mr. Wang pointed at Mr. Fang and pointed at me. "This is my colleague Mia in our newspaper." The other party saw that it was introduced by the newspaper leader, and also exchanged a few pleasantries with us. Teacher Fang even talked about the development direction of Internet real estate and the layout strategy of home+network in South China.
Later, I learned that Qingtian Group has always been the primary target customer that Fang has always wanted to develop. I successfully met Mr. Yao tonight and found the next South China strategic partner for Home+Net. ? At the end of the banquet, Mr. Fang took my hand and said excitedly, "You are great!" " ? [So, this thing of identity] is sometimes icing on the cake, and sometimes it is an idol burden. I wish everyone can get rid of their burdens and embark on the peak of their lives!
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