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Isn't Manchester City always a weak team? How did he win the championship without watching football for so many years?

Manchester City miraculously won the Premier League trophy and became the fifth team to win the championship in the history of the Premier League. Their star has attracted the attention of the whole world from beginning to end this season. Some people have made outstanding achievements, such as aguero and yaya toure; Some people want to live behind the scenes, such as Barry and Lescott; Of course, some people are useless, such as rookie central defender Savage. Below, Netease Sports brings you the season scores of champions Manchester City players:

Hart: Nine points.

This season, Hart has become the top goalkeeper in the world, and there is no doubt that he has defended the Golden Glove Award in the Premier League. No opponents 17 games this season, ranking first among all goalkeepers. In addition, whenever the team is in trouble, England always relies on super reaction and agile skills to keep the city gate intact. The away game 1- 1 draws Liverpool and the home game 1 draws Arsenal, all of which are masterpieces of his magical performance. With such a stable goalkeeper, Manchester City soldiers are always full of confidence in winning the championship, and Hart's play is crucial for England to go further in this year's European Cup.

Pantilimon: Six points.

The substitute goalkeeper has little chance to play this season. His only impression came from Manchester City's FA Cup third round match against Manchester United. It's a pity that Rooney and Welbeck shot really beautifully in that game. In the end, Manchester City was eliminated 2-3.

Kong Pani: 10.

The MVP of the Premier League season speaks for itself. The Manchester City captain is watertight when defending and concealed when attacking. I scored two goals in the season. Of course, the most valuable thing was the header at home to break through Manchester United and help Manchester City 1-0 win the battle of Tianwangshan, laying a solid foundation for the final championship. Don't give him full marks? In his absence for two months, Manchester City's 5-point lead was instantly overtaken by Manchester United 13!

Sabaleta: 7 points

As a panacea for defense, the Argentine's wisdom and composure won Mancini's admiration, and he was also the starting player from the right in the championship sprint. In the life-and-death battle with Manchester United, Zabaleta not only prevented Manchester United from attacking on the left, but also was quite active in the attack. Although only 1 goal was scored in the season, the goal was born in the final round of the championship, and his explosive shot ignited the enthusiasm of Manchester City fans. Both offense and defense are right, and the opponent is slow and steady, which Richards needs to learn from him.

Richards: Six points.

In the first half of this season, the macho man once occupied the starting position of right-back, but the constant injuries and rough consciousness hardly reassured Mancini. At the end of the league, his position was gradually replaced by Sabaleta. But overall, he is still learning and making progress, 1 goal and 5 assists. In the face of strong teams, Richards is hard to be trusted, but as long as it is a tough battle, his breakthrough ability and physical fitness will often tear open the iron drum defense of weak teams.

Kolo Toure: 5 points.

As a substitute for Kong Pani, it was difficult for the former Premier League top centre-back to return to the top after his suspension, so many mistakes made Mancini freeze it in mid-March. Manchester City drew Sunderland 3-3 at home and lost to Swansea 0-/Kloc-0 away, all of which had a lot to do with Big Toure's mistakes. To be sure, if he stays, he will be the future replacement of Kong Pani or Lescott.

Lescott: Seven points.

During Kong Pani's absence for two months, Lescott propped up Manchester City's defense with one person, making 35 appearances every season. His steals, interceptions and control of high-altitude balls are excellent in the Premier League. As a defender, he scored two goals in the attack of 10, especially the corner kick, and his threat always frightened the opposing defender.

Clichy: Seven points.

The average playing time is 87 minutes, which shows the importance of Clichy to Manchester City. Compared with Kolarov, who has outstanding footwork, Clichy can run and attack, which is an essential factor for modern full-backs, and also the main reason why he beat Kolarov to become the first choice for Manchester City on the left. More than 60% steal success rate is also his new high in recent years. In addition, his post-insertion assist is also a great weapon for Manchester City's attack. A healthy Clichy is no worse than Patrice Evra of Manchester United or Ashley Cole of Chelsea.

Kolarov: 6 points

Mancini found it difficult to accept a slightly single way of playing football, and a fresh cross was thoroughly understood by the opposing defender, so in the second half of the season, the Serbian gradually became a substitute. However, even though he rarely plays, his set-piece skills and long-range shooting ability have left a deep impression on people this season. His long-range shooting ability was crucial in the 3-3 thrilling draw with Sunderland at home. In the 3-0 victory over Blackburn at the beginning of the year, his cross threat was also amazing.

Savage: 4 points

Savage appeared in those games, he almost became a laughing stock, and became the area where the other side attacked and stormed. Ironic mistakes and self-distrust again and again have made Manchester City's defense in chaos. Losing to Manchester United in the FA Cup, Liverpool in the Carling Cup and Swansea 0-/kloc-0 away were all caused by Savage's mistakes. When Kong Pani comes back, there will be no next day. Of course, he is still young and has so many excellent central defenders around him. He just needs to learn patience and perseverance.

Silva: Eight points.

One of the biggest contributors to Manchester City's championship this season, and a well-deserved team brain. Six goals is not much, but 15 assists are enough to make him the king of assists in the Premier League this season. His slim figure did not prevent him from becoming an iron man with high attendance. His total playing time reached 3396 minutes, which was the player who played the most time in the first 30 rounds of the league except Hart. This season, Silva was not elected as the player of the season, mainly because he was exhausted, but people will not forget the 6- 1 massacre he directed at Old Trafford, which was also the highlight of his season.

Yaya toure: 9 points.

It is no exaggeration to say that yaya toure is the most indispensable player in Manchester City. His characteristics are: attack and defense hub, the key ball ability is super strong. Far from saying, it was his second goal in the last round that helped Manchester City gnaw the hardest bone before winning the championship, once again showing Toure's key ball ability. He played 85 minutes in each game, participated in the Africa Cup of Nations, and came back without rest. This is not the cornerstone of Manchester City. Who else? Four goals and five assists can't fully reflect his role, but when he beat Manchester United at home 1-0, experts once pointed out that the weakest part of Manchester United's midfield was that he didn't have the dominance of yaya toure.

Barry: Seven points.

The obscure Manchester City midfielder is doing the most tiring and dirty work, but it is one of the most indispensable links of the team. Two figures can reflect the value of Paris. First of all, he is the best player in Manchester City, ranking the top 20 in the Premier League with 85 steals a season. Secondly, he made 34 appearances and passed the ball 2407 times. He is also the best player in Manchester City, ranking 1 1 in the Premier League. The so-called unsung hero is Bariye.

Adam johnson: Six points.

The English winger, who has high hopes, has made little progress this season, and impatience and immaturity are still the reasons that hinder his development. Only at some times will Mancini send him to use his breakthrough ability to find opportunities, but once the big scene comes, his experience and veneer are fatal weaknesses and cannot help the team. Of course, his goal efficiency is not bad. 1 137 minutes, 6 goals and 2 assists, typical substitute player, typical strategic weapon.

Nasri: Six points.

Nasri failed to play the level of Arsenal last season in Manchester City. At the end of the season, none of his goals and assists reached 10. He likes to control the ball, but he is too controlling to fit into Silva Toure's attack system. Apart from scoring an assist hat-trick in the 5-/Kloc-0 win over Tottenham Hotspur and scoring the winning goal in the 2-/Kloc-0 win over Chelsea at home, he rarely played the whole game and made few commendable performances. The value of 20 million pounds is really not typed.

Derong: 5 points

Little Toure and Barry's midfield partner are too stable. De Rong, once the main force of iron and blood, has no position, but he still has fierce stealing skills. When he needs self-defense, De Rong is still useful. This season, the only thing De Jong remembers is playing Liverpool in the second leg of the Carling Cup away from home and scoring a beautiful long-range world wave.

Milner: Six points.

Milner is Mancini's conservative weather vane in a certain game, which is Milner's characteristic. 25 league appearances, 3 goals and 5 assists. As a player who often rotates, this is quite a good result.

Hargreaves: 1 point

Facts have proved that Manchester City believed in his rehabilitation video last summer and it was a big mistake to choose him. He played four games a season, only a little in one game in the Carling Cup. It's really hard to be called a member of the blue moon.

Travis: Seven points.

It is generally believed that Tevez, the prodigal son, is the only player who can bring blood to Manchester City. After two rounds and four goals, his return stimulated the offensive desire of Manchester City players and instantly widened the gap between the goal difference and Manchester United. Now it seems that the rounds of 6- 1 and 4-0 are so crucial. The beast is unruly and has many problems, but he is always the most threatening attack machine.

Balotelli: Seven points.

Ba Shen's world has been with fans for a season. He sent out shocking goals and made people laugh. Due to the constant mischief, he was snubbed by Mancini in recent rounds of the league and didn't get a chance to play until the last round. But at the last minute, he assisted aguero to complete the championship-level winner, which was a little compensatory contribution to Manchester City's championship. Balotelli scored 13 goals in 22 appearances in the season, especially the high goal rate at the beginning. From a purely competitive point of view, he really played his proud talent. Manchester City led the league in more than 20 rounds, and Balotelli's personal problem-solving ability contributed a lot.

Zhe Ke: Six points.

It is very appropriate to describe Zhe Ke as "opening higher and walking lower" this season. He scored six goals in the first three league games, including the Big Four against Tottenham. However, after that, it fell into the shortage of big and small balls, and the main position was gradually replaced by aguero and Balotelli. In the second half of the season, he can only sit on the bench and express his dissatisfaction many times. However, in Manchester City's 3-2 victory over queens park Rangers, it was Zhe Ke's header that tied the score to 2-2, sent Manchester City from hell to the ground, and then sent aguero to heaven.

Aguero: 10 point

Manchester City's top scorer league has scored 23 goals this season, and the last goal directly brought Manchester City the championship. The season is extremely stable, and both individuals and teams have shown great talent. Whenever Manchester City needs a booster to complete the reversal, aguero can always send the ball into the net in fear of the enemy. Full marks! It's no exaggeration to give it to aguero, who is superior in ability except height.

Manchester City's super-reversal to win the championship has brought many problems: Mancini wants to recruit new aid this summer, and in order to make the club's finances gradually healthy, Blue Moon wants to clean 1 1 people this summer, and the club has spent more than 200 million pounds on them. The Observer put it well: "Etihad has too many idlers, so it's time to clean it up. Manchester City spent 200 million, and it is very lucky to recover half of it. "

0 1 Tevez, value: 47 million pounds.

Argentine is a long-standing problem for Manchester City. As soon as the strike scandal came out at the beginning of this season, the beast fled back to Buenos Aires to take refuge. Mancini recalled him at the end of the season because the team was understaffed and needed an experienced player. I want to find a good home for it, and I have to pay a good price. According to British media reports, AC Milan are still interested in Tevez.

Zhe Ke, value: 27 million pounds.

The Bosnian striker's first full season was not perfect, even after Tevez returned, Zhe Ke lost his place. First of all, he is unlikely to appear in the team's main lineup next season; Secondly, even if you win the core station, it is difficult to cover up the acclimatization.

Balotelli, value: 24 million pounds.

Mancini threatened Ba Shen during the season: "If you are dishonest, I will sell you!" He is a genius and an excellent striker. Although Mancini loves his players very much and can discipline this unruly and peerless genius, the boss of Manchester City is not so patient.

04 Kolarov, value:190,000.

Kolarov has lost his position, Clichy firmly occupies the left-back position of the team, and it is no secret that the former Lazio flying wing left this summer. The British media have heard that Kolarov has many buyers, but there is no real substantive contact for the time being.

05 Kolo Toure, value:160,000.

The Manchester City defender has been in trouble in recent years. He was banned for a long time because he failed the urine test. Now that Kong Pani and Lescott are getting better and better together, the Ivorians who have been unable to play must change their careers through a transfer.

Adam johnson, worth 7 million pounds.

Mancini never trusted the England winger. Fortunately, when he switched to Manchester City, the club's transfer fee didn't cost much. He is also considered to be one of the few players who can make money by selling himself in Manchester City.

07 savage, value: 6 million pounds.

The defender in Montenegro is too young. He has made almost all mistakes in several games this season and will leave the team this summer.

David pizarro, a free agent.

The purpose of Pizarro (C- Pizarro D- Pizarro) moving to Manchester City is to get in and out freely after the summer window opens.

Adebayor, value: 25 million pounds.

The Togolese striker played very well at Tottenham Hotspur. The only question is how much the old Raikkon paid for him.

10 bridge, worth120,000.

Old Manchester City defender Bridge's career has stagnated. When the British media focus on him, it is natural to mention his beautiful girlfriend, and his career is difficult to reverse.

1 1 Santa Cruz, value1750,000.

Paraguayans are currently playing football in real betis on loan, and Manchester City can be described as "selling money" if it wants to get rid of Santa Cruz. Santa Cruz is no longer a golden boy.