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Ask China for a football joke.

After China's football team lost, the manufacturer of "Powerful Lasting Pills" found L "X", a member of the national team, to advertise. The plot is: L "X" holds a football in his left hand, and his right hand points to the screen and says, "Who can not shoot for more than 90 minutes, I can!"

A condom manufacturer was deeply inspired after seeing the advertisement of "Powerful Lasting Pill", so he found a group of players from the national team and made an advertisement. Pictured: All the players bombarded the goal with slogans: "No matter how hard you shoot, you can't shoot!" ! ! "

Contraceptive manufacturers also want a lift after reading it, but their own medicines are also for women. what can I do? ! However, after analysis, it is difficult to beat them. After three days and nights of hard thinking, I finally found a way: let a referee who plays the black whistle in the Super League wear black clothes. When the whistle sounded and the gesture was played, he proudly said, "No matter how many goals you scored, none counts!" "