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Son: Dad, what does happiness mean?

Dad: It means very happy.

Son: So concerned is unhappy?

Miss and Mrs.

Joke story daquan, live happily together!

Doctor: Mrs. Brown, I have good news for you.

Brown: Good news? Great! But you should say "Miss Brown" instead of "Mrs Brown".

Doctor: Miss Brown, I have some bad news for you.

A catty without sugar, please.

Joke story daquan, live happily together!

A man who likes to take advantage of small things goes to the market to buy grapes. He stopped at the first grape stall, twisted a few and put them in his mouth.

The seller is busy: "Is it sweet? Not sweet, no money! "

He shook his head and went to the second booth. After eating a few grapes, I came to the third booth. ...

At last he burped and came to the sixteenth telephone booth:

"Is this grape sweet?"

"Not sweet, no money!"

"Then give me a catty that is not sweet!"