Funny quotes in short sentences 51 humorous quotes in 2021

1. Click a song by Chen Xiaochun's "You Are Cruel" and give it to the teacher who gave us the monthly exam papers.

2. Don’t nag, bury and eat, don’t open your mouth and say those vaginas are too disgusting.

3. Ginger is still hotter than an old woman, and her breasts are still as big as a woman’s.

4. For people like you, I have nothing to talk about except love.

5. The so-called love at first sight is love at first sight.

6. People who row without paddles rely entirely on waves for their entire lives.

7. If God closes your door and does not open your window, then prepare yourself a hammer.

8. Don’t yell at me. I was scared by dogs when I was a child.

9. I am an old tree with dead vines and a dull crow. I don’t make enough money to spend. I am still alone. I am ugly and no one wants to blind me!

10. I originally wanted to rely on this exam to make a comeback, but I didn’t expect it to stick to the pan.

11. Yesterday, a thief came to my house to steal money. I searched with him all night.

12. If you don’t have someone you like, you won’t even know who you’re missing when you’re in a daze.

13. If sleeping can’t solve the problem, sleeping on you can definitely solve it.

14. People with big faces usually have good tempers, because it is really hard to fall out with a big face.

15. The mind can be dirty, but the body must be healthy.

16. Three feet of ice will not last in a day, and three layers in the lower abdomen will not last in a day.

17. It feels like I’m not going to school, but that the students are learning from me. It’s simple and rough without a condom!

18. Don’t argue with a fool, otherwise others will not be able to figure out who the fool is.

19. You city dwellers are really good at touching your belly button with your backhand.

20. After hiding from the rain for a lifetime, will the rain be sad?

21. I am not a straw boat, so don’t blame me for your insults.

22. Never hang yourself on a tree. You can try it several times on the surrounding trees.

23. I want to raise a bunch of minions to help me with my winter vacation homework.

24. Eat bitter melon when you are sad, and cry when you feel miserable.

25. If you want to test my patience, please prepare your patience first.

26. Being good-looking can make many things require no explanation.

27. Only ordinary friends will alienate, while good friends will only break up.

28. When happiness knocks on the door, I may not be at home.

29. The mood is really strange. For example, I just want to sleep with you right now.

30. Heaven and earth can tell the truth. I like you very much.

31. What you call stability must not mean stability and poverty.

32. In a love plane, whoever hits it will be beaten.

33. The reason why I am cuter than you is that I also have a lovely you.

34. When I take a shower in summer, I feel like I am helping mosquitoes wash vegetables.

35. Love should be based on your ability. Don’t sleep with a cat if it is a mouse.

36. My thoughts are very easy to guess. Besides eating, I want to make a fortune.

37. When you see someone you like, you will automatically start showing off.

38. Don’t put too many things in your brain, or your face will become bigger.

39. I don’t love others if they don’t love me. If someone loves me, I will give myself to him.

40. They say that those who have a partner are called New Year’s Eve and those without a partner are called staying up late.

41. I still like you very much. You are like a mentally retarded person who has not thought about making progress for many years.

42. The fairest thing in the world is that everyone must die.

43. Miss it without stopping, let it down easily, and become a stranger without knowing it.

44. I still like you so much, just like your mother beating you, unreasonable.

45. I don’t know whether the bet on you will pay off.

46. In our dialect, homework is called sin.

47. Play with life and don’t take it too seriously. No one can leave this game alive in the end.

48. Come here, I have a love story I want to talk to you about.

49. In fact, I am also generous, just because I am good at pretending.

50. Looking back on the past few years, I find that I have never been normal.

51. It’s a lie to want to drink, but it’s true to want to get drunk in your arms.