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Historical legends of evil spirits sneaking around
Said by: On the 23rd of the twelfth lunar month, incense sticks and paper horses were sent to the Kitchen God. The most interesting thing is to take off the idol of Kitchen God. Before cremation, you can dig a few pieces of sugar paste from the honeydew melon, put it on the kitchen god's mouth, and tell him to speak well in heaven, so that the lower bound can be safe. After the kitchen god left, the door god changed his post, so he erected a heaven and earth pole behind the screen wall, hung a lantern and a straw stick that rattled in the cold wind, and posted a red paper on the heaven and earth pole: "Jiang Taigong is coming." Evil spirits are sneaking around and dare not harass. New Year's Eve on the 30th of the twelfth lunar month is joyful and solemn. Family reunion package jiaozi, who eats package jiaozi to make money is the most blessed, good luck in a year. The yard is covered with sesame stalks. My little daughter is not allowed to go out. Although my little boy is allowed to walk around, he can't pee outside to avoid colliding with the gods. No matter how sleepy you are, don't sleep: adults tell jokes, riddles and stories to their children, which is called guarding the age. The night watchman bangzi, jiaozi can be put in the pot, firecrackers will be set off in the yard, and couplets will be posted on the door frame. Before cooking in jiaozi, children kowtow to the elderly, and the elderly will get lucky money. Boys can go out and walk on sesame stalks to their homes near relatives and friends, and their wallets are full of lucky money. Gastrodia elata is bright, and our neighbors have come to knock on us. Open the door and meet each other, screaming: "Congratulations, congratulations!" "Happy, happy!" I usually visit hundreds of families and pay a New Year call to hundreds of families on the first day of the first month. I left my neighbors, went to my hometown, and visited every family in the north and south of the village. At this time, I feel recognized, and I am one year older.
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