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Basic introduction to the ultimate class
Director: Feihong Liao
Starring: Jiro Wang Danson Tang Calvin Allen
Type love
Region: Hong Kong and Taiwan Film Length: 45 minutes
Language: other colors: color
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Jiro Wang-Wang Dadong
Calvin Wang Yase
Aaron Ding Xiaoyu
Danson Tang-Rex
Yin Yue melody
Li Shuyan-Huang Anqi
Na Weixun-heartbroken man (Duan Changren)/Red Dragon (Black Dragon's brother)
Cai Yizhen-Cai Wuxiong
Cai Hancen-Cai Yunhan
Huang Xiaorou-Sister of the Evil Spirit
Bei-Belinda
Wang Huaixuan Taozi
Xie Hexian shark
Jin ren
Chen Zhenwei axe
Xu Zhiyan-Pigskin Liao
Wei Xiang-Xiao Fei
Lu Jianyu-Xiao La
Xu b pang
Bogu-Qian Laiye
Chen ren
Gillian-once beautiful
Huizhi Ye-Gu Wenjing
Li Yihua Qin
Wang Qiaocheng-Two Fingers
Chun Wu-Tian Hongguang
(Wu corpse "Zun")
Ceng Shaozong (former comic boyz member)-Ceng Shaozong (the little boyfriend of the math genius class teacher)
brief Introduction of the content
Ba Le Campus was founded in 1992, which was founded by Qian Laiye, a famous educator, to give back to the education sector and recruit students for three times. The number of students in school has reached 1200.
At the beginning of the school, it received the full support of the parents' meeting, so it has first-class equipment in private schools, whether it is swimming pool or gymnasium; Or electronic classrooms, computer classrooms and so on.
Guava campus should provide all guava people with the most complete learning environment. We receive education of love and iron discipline. Under the supervision of the discipline office, parents are quite relieved to leave their children in guava, and the lively teaching in the classroom makes guava children learn very happily. A black-headed car stopped at the entrance of Bale Campus. At this time, the attendants in black suits got out of the car and opened the door for their master. Finally, someone got off the bus. A lanky man wearing sunglasses, welcomed by the principal and subject director, angrily walked into the Bala campus. The director is curious about which student was the first to send the principal to see him. The headmaster explained to the director that this is the God of Wealth in their school, Wang Yase, a freshman who transferred to the final class. His father is a famous gangster "Dragon Slayer", and the school gymnasium "Dragon Slayer Hall" was built with his donation. Therefore, the subject director is required to "educate Wang Yase about love". The director was stunned. After accepting Arthur into the school, the principal decided to hold a temporary parent-teacher meeting after several calculations and invited the parents of the ultimate class to attend. Recently, the damage rate of teaching AIDS such as tables and chairs is too high, and the money has to be mortgaged by parents. When the dean heard that the headmaster had this idea, he quickly echoed it and was busy contacting and preparing.
At this time, there is a bloody excitement in the ultimate class ... (I heard that a powerful transfer student is coming ... He is the "Wang Yase" prince of Longtu Gang, a legend in the western university circle, and his position may be lost when he comes to Dadong) Class leader Wang Dadong is still sleeping at his desk, completely ignoring the wonderful story of King Arthur's glorious history. Sister Sha thinks that even if King Arthur is so powerful, he can't compete with Dadong. Only Dadong is forever. Sambo secretly hopes that King Arthur, a new force, can bring down Dadong, so maybe he will have a chance to be the boss again ... Dala is worried that Dadong was attacked by seven great masters two years ago. Was King Arthur involved? If so, Dadong will definitely take this opportunity to take revenge! Cable woke up bleary-eyed and kicked a big hot foot, forbidding him to talk about revenge war. What's more, he doesn't know any King Arthur at all, and it sounds like a medieval man ... Just then, King Arthur walked into the classroom and his eyes met Cable's imposing eyes. King Arthur narrowed his eyes and opposed Wang Dadong. King Arthur slowly walked to the empty seat. When everyone is concerned about Wang Yase and Dadong. Sister Sha and her attendant Linda are discussing whether Dadong and Arthur will fight. When they turned around, they saw the light rain and frowned. Where are you from, little friend? You went to the wrong school! ), Xiaoyu silently ignored the classmates around him.
Sambo frowned at Xiaoyu, who was about to turn to ultimate class. Everyone has a brilliant record. Is he the legendary ... Sambo was surprised when he thought of this, and he decided to confirm his memories today. When the bell rings, the sound of high heels goes from far to near. The drums of the ultimate class were instantly silenced by a look from Dadong. Dadong adjusted her dress, and Tian Xin, a spicy female tutor, immediately attracted everyone's attention with her slender legs, and then she saw her slender waist and chest be vividly portrayed. King Arthur gave Wang Dadong an arrogance. When he looked at his mentor intently, he knew that he was completely subservient to this woman. Alas, such a person who is easily tempted by beauty is not qualified to be the boss. It seems that the position of the ultimate class leader will soon be replaced!
Many parents come to attend the parent-teacher conference of the ultimate class. When they get together, it will turn into a gang fight at any time. They look at each other from time to time and compete to donate money to build a guava campus so that their children can successfully obtain high school diplomas. The success of the special donation made President Qian smile. However, Mr. Gu is still quite dissatisfied with the existence of such classes in the school. This is also because she knows that the ultimate class, the discipline director, is a thorn in her side, and she will help the person she likes to pull out the thorn in her flesh, so that Tian Xin, the annoying fox, will naturally be kicked out of the house. If so, her hero, the director of discipline, must be her!
In class, King Arthur has been observing the interaction between Dadong and his teacher. He couldn't help laughing internally. The rumors from outside proved to be true. Wang Dadong is a colored person with no brain. He knew that Tian Xin would convince Dadong for a reason. (This goes back to two years ago, when Wang Dadong faced the challenge of the Eight Masters. Wang Dadong, who claimed to be the invincible king, lost the battle for the first time. He was beaten all over, afraid to go home and sleep on the street. At that time, he met Tian Xin to help him. Help him cheat his family and school, and take care of him without sleep for seven days and seven nights until Dadong's injury healed. These seven days together were the first time Dadong felt the tenderness of a woman, and since then he has planted feelings for this beautiful and naive teacher. Of course, getting along with Tian Xin these days has also made him know more about Dadong and know that he is actually a filial child. In order not to worry his parents, Dadong hates to be hit in the face when others fight ... Tian Xin is deeply moved by Dadong's sweet move, but Dadong can't help feeling that there is something wrong with this teacher. I'm afraid my parents will know that if I fight outside, my parents will not only make him plead guilty and repent, but what's more terrible is that he can't escape the fucking sanctions. If she drags him to do Tzu Chi. ! ), just because of the secret between Tian Xin and Dadong, Dadong's attitude towards class guidance has changed 180 degrees, and everyone who is persuaded by Dadong's boss must follow suit.
After the course, Tian Xin specially introduced Wang Yase and Xiaoyu, new students transferred this semester, and repeatedly urged everyone to live in peace. But Wang Dadong and Wang Yase turned a deaf ear to these words. As expected, the students were lifted up after class because of their effeminacy. The battle between Dadong and King Arthur is inevitable. Who is the new boss will be born in this duel!
Jin, the director of discipline, learned the news from him. He seems cruel and violent, but he is also looking forward to the play in private. At the same time, he intends to take advantage of their troubles at school and let them drop out at one fell swoop.
King Arthur's attendants called and indicated that the car was waiting at the school gate. King Arthur never liked his father to send bodyguards to follow him, especially because he had something important to do at the moment. King Arthur sent his bodyguard away. He wanted to fight Dadong!
Unexpectedly, Wang Yase's father's car was ambushed by his enemy's black dog. Suddenly there was gunfire, and the two younger brothers hurried away to protect their eldest brother. But in the case of being outnumbered, King Arthur's father was swallowed in one gulp because of shock, and suddenly he was out of breath. His only idea is to ask bodyguards to protect King Arthur's safety. King Arthur didn't know that something had happened to his father. He made an appointment with Dadong to play in the gymnasium behind the school. Sister Sha, Dara and many girls who admire Dadong stood by Dadong, waiting to see Dadong slaughter King Arthur. But at this time, some students in the class heard about King Arthur's background and decided to support this new force. Gold is the best example. The two sides confronted each other, and no one spoke. Quiet as if I heard the nervous heartbeat of the onlookers around me, but Xiaoyu also came to the gym at this moment, not for the sake of anything. (He just asked, "Where is the music room?" ), after getting the answer, it seems to be irrelevant to leave …
At this time, the discipline director, Tian Xin and the ancient teacher all rushed to the scene, and they hurried out of the office to stop the fight ... Just as they were about to explode, there was an elegant piano sound in the music classroom, which made everyone present smile at one another like a spring breeze+Miss Mommy. The eyes of Cable and King Arthur suddenly softened, and the teachers who arrived were also shocked, especially Tian Xin was moved to tears. Dadong and King Arthur slowly put away their fighting posture. Dadong left in a hurry on the grounds that his parents were waiting for him to eat at home. King Arthur also fiddled with his hair, fearing that his hairstyle would be messed up. He also said calmly that his band members were waiting for him. As for this duel, we'll make an appointment next time!
So the two left the Bale campus, and those students who wanted to wait for the good show also dispersed. Not far from the school, King Arthur met an injured servant. King Arthur knew that his father had been ambushed, and he was desperate to see his father. The servant stopped him desperately, trying to protect King Arthur to a safe place. While they were pulling, the enemy blocked their way. This man is called Black Dog, and he is the right-hand man of King Arthur's father. I didn't expect to eat inside and pick outside and finally plot against King Arthur's father.
There was a fierce battle between the two sides, and a black shadow stood in front of King Arthur. King Arthur mistook it for a black dog's minion. When he looked intently, he found that the person in front of him was actually Wang Dadong! Dadong smiled at King Arthur. "I didn't think you only have three feet of kung fu! You can't even beat these mental retardation! " King Arthur looked at the telegram coldly. "You're just in time. I'm even with you!" Dadong held out his hand and took out a pot as a weapon from behind! King Arthur thought Dadong was going to kick his ass, but he didn't expect Dadong to hit the black dog with a bang on his head. King Arthur never imagined that Dadong would try to save him. What surprised him even more was that a group of black dogs were beaten by Dadong with a pan and fled! By this time, King Arthur's psychology had understood that Dadong was really invincible. Two years ago, if the seven masters hadn't assassinated him, Dadong couldn't have suffered defeat, and now Dadong's skill is even worse! King Arthur was puzzled. When he was at school, Dadong wanted to fight with him. Why did he save him now? But he doesn't understand that Dadong is a man who loves to fight against injustice. As the boss of the ultimate class, how can you sit back and watch your classmates being bullied? Of course, the only condition he can do is to admit that he is the only boss!
(megalomaniac! King Arthur said that Wang Dadong was a narcissist, and Dadong retorted that King Arthur didn't want to admit that he was the boss. So the two of them started talking. Suddenly Wang Yase said to Wang Dadong, You like teachers, don't you? Wang Dadong seems to be talking about something central, and suddenly he can't speak … Hehe! Don't worry! I won't tell anyone for your sake, megalomaniac. ) They are talking and laughing, and King Arthur is still fiddling with his hair. Suddenly, he was silent. Dadong saw the tears on King Arthur's face. He paused for a moment, then put his arm around King Arthur's shoulder (BL tendency ... 54 even 8). "Hey, although you lost your father, you still have a brother!
A picture of brotherhood is presented in the afterglow of the sunset. At this moment, King Arthur's cell phone rang. It was Longtu Wang Gang. He was fine, but he was mistaken for dying, simply because he was swallowed up by a lame leg ... King Arthur heard the news, wiped his tears, and quickly separated from Dadong, and they quarreled again. King Arthur invited Dadong to eat ice as a reward, but he didn't know that the old enemy killer of King Arthur's family was coming. At this time, Dadong and King Arthur, surrounded by themselves, didn't care about the visitors at all. When Dadong and King Arthur were ready to fight, they suddenly found themselves very weak. It was not until the black dog who betrayed King Arthur's father appeared that Dadong knew that his strongest boss in history was facing the biggest crisis since his debut ~ ~ He was poisoned. In the face of Dadong and King Arthur, who have insufficient spare capacity, they happened to pass by the light rain here and saw Dadong and King Arthur. Although they were outnumbered, they still got up the courage to go forward. The arrogant black dog patted Xiaoyu's head contemptuously: children, don't cross friends, go back and study hard! "Stopped others from starting work, but I didn't expect amazing facts. Just as the smug villains of Black Dog were leaving, something happened. " Don't pat me on the head! "It was made by Xiaoyu, and the black dog patted Xiaoyu's head disdainfully." It's polite to pat you on the head ... "He didn't finish his words and flew out like being hit by a heavy object. That's Xiao Yu's left fist ... Looking at the fallen person, Xiao Yu said coldly, I hate violence the most.
When Dadong and King Arthur woke up, they both admired themselves for being able to cope with so many people under the condition of being poisoned and weak. They don't know that this is the result of a light rain that doesn't matter at all. It turned out that a light rain saved them, and they never dared to ignore it again. So Dadong, King Arthur and Xiaoyu, three people with different personalities, became best friends and worked hard to get into the university …
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