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People who can tell jokes are people with good popularity, so we should get closer to some joke kings. Now I am also the king of jokes! My CJ collected a short selection of cold jokes for everyone. Let's laugh together and collect popularity together!

Selected short jokes:

1, whenever I feel poor and ugly. I always tell myself silently, don't be sad, at least, my judgment is accurate!

It's disgusting to suddenly think of people. It's all shit, eyelids, nose, ear wax, and more shit in my stomach.

3. Today, I changed a recent photo to be my avatar, and asked me why! It's cold. I'm afraid my head will catch cold. . .

4. If you find someone suddenly looking at your space homepage, he (she) may not miss you or secretly love you, maybe he (she) is giving people around him an example to explain what SB is!

5. Others took selfies and said that they were fat again. The comments they received were: The fatter, the more beautiful!

I took a selfie and said I was fat again. The comment I got was: We are not blind.

6. At the weekend, I have a difficult choice: whether to warm the bed with an empty stomach or go out to buy frozen food?

7. I waited in line for the listening test, but I didn't hear the doctor call my number all day. What happened?

8. Do you know why shredded potatoes cut with a knife are more delicious than those rubbed with tools? Because, the shredded potatoes cut with a knife can occasionally taste meat! Forget it. Find a band-aid . .

9. I feel my body is cursed. I can't gain weight in my chest and lose weight in my face.

10, the second aunt who heard the Five Classics say that the Four Classics saw the Three Classics had her period.

Selected short jokes:

1. Many people left work today and left in a hurry. I met a girl by chance, and she looked at me angrily. . .

I said weakly: beauty, we already have skin relatives.

She slapped me and said, I'll give you a kiss! !

Stop it! My face hurts!

2. Chatting with my boyfriend, I asked him: Will you pick me up every day after I go to work, rain or shine?

These idiots actually said:? Can you guarantee to go to work rain or shine every day?

I am speechless. . .

On the street, a couple were walking on the road when they suddenly rushed out of a strange man, took out a card and said to the man, there are 5 million in this card. You give me your girlfriend. ?

? Who the fuck are you ? Stop fooling around here and get out! ? The man took the card and turned to his girlfriend next to him.

4. I met a China paper female colleague in the supermarket, and I was choosing underwear next to the underwear shelf!

She patted me on the shoulder, scared me out of my underwear, and jokingly said to me, Yo! Choose a coat for your brother?

I replied angrily:? Yeah! Are you also here to choose a mask for your sister?

The girl finally got up the courage to confess to the boy and asked the boy shyly:? Do you like me?

The boy said:? I don't like it?

The girl was heartbroken and turned to leave.

Then the boy stopped the girl and said to her? Fool, you haven't asked me if I love you. ?

The girl smiled through tears: Do you love me or not?

? No love. ?

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