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What did the narrators of Ku Kuiji's Love Too Late and Zheng Xiyi's Cruel Diary say?

Kuquiki's feat. Maggie (Yang Aijin)-Love Too Late (Theater Edition)

W: Henry, your PDA is ringing again ...

M: Yes, it's time to call that customer in America.

Woman: You can't leave yet?

M: I can do it. I just need to call back. Please wait for me.

Man: hmm ... MIKI, you will go back to England in two days ~

Woman: Yes, can't bear to part with me?

Man: a little ... no one asked me to make fun of you when you left.

Woman: Hey ~ ~ ~

Man: Stop fighting, MIKI. Today is your last day at work. It's actually very embarrassing for you to accompany me to work overtime.

Woman: Are you embarrassed now? I've been giving it to you all summer,

I work overtime with you almost every day, and I see you more than my friends. I am very angry.

Man: ah ... yes, so ... I think you are so capable that you will leave soon.

Take a look. I bought you something to see if you like it.

Woman: Do you have a present for me? This is better ... Wow, that's a big one. It looks like a T-shirt. ...

Go ~ It's really a T-shirt. It's easy to guess ... What to write ... I love Hong Kong? ! ! So cheap ...

Man: What ... I love Hong Kong. Is it cheap? No, it's not cheap at all. ...

I think you abcare like these. ...

Actually, I don't think you think I love Hong Kong when you see this T-shirt, but I love HK. ...

W: What's the difference?

M: Yes ... OK ... You know ... My name is Henry Ku.

Woman: I love Henry ... well, I won't say it, so as not to take advantage of you.

M: Well ... actually, you should remember to wear it.

W: I'm afraid you can't get off the stage

Woman: I have something to ask you.

Man: Clams?

Woman: You accompany me to work overtime every day, care about me and give me things. Do you like me?

Man: Whoa, whoa, whoa ... I can't answer this question directly.

W: You know ~ That's what happened to ABC when we came back from abroad.

Man: Actually ... I always thought you were ... like my sister ... hehehe.

W: Your jokes are getting less and less funny.

(into the song)

Male monologue:

Work takes up most of my time,

Do it day and night (Taiwanese: sleep),

Actually, I can't think of anything else at all,

But this summer is a little different,

I met MIKI,

Knowing him is the best thing in my life.

He made me think about other things besides work,

For 34 days and 20 hours,

When we do things together,

I feel more fulfilling than the two years I left society.

I can't believe he makes me feel happy to work overtime.

Unfortunately, he is a summer work-study student who came back from England.

He's leaving now,

If you start dating him,

I feel as if I am not sure about the future. ...

M: It's time. MIKI should be on the plane now. It's time to end everything.

Or, just leave good memories. ...

Man: Hello? Haven't you got on the plane yet?

Woman: I'm about to enter the customs. I want to say goodbye before boarding the plane.

Also, I gave you my phone number in England on MSN. Call me when you are free ~

Man: Oh, that's good.

Woman: Actually ... is there anything you want to tell me?

Man: Well ... I ... I want to tell you ... Well ... you are very careful. ...

W: Well, ok, that's it. Bye.

M: goodbye

Male monologue:

I am a very punctual person,

But emotionally,

My timing is still bad. ...

Think too much, will I miss a lot?

(into the song)

Man: Hello? Hello? MIKI?

Woman: Henry? Great. Call me.

M: It may be a little strange for me to say this. ...

Woman: Hey, your PDA is ringing again. What are you going to do then

Man: This isn't a PDA, it's a real clock. I came to England.

I'm under Big Ben now, and there are some things I want to tell you in person. ...