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Customer: Boss, how much are these pants?
Boss: 180 yuan, authentic Guangzhou, do you want it?
Guest: Let me have a look first. ...
Boss: Don't look. Everything is good. I'll give you a discount 170 yuan.
Customer: Is this also called a discount?
Boss: Hehe, ok, 140 yuan, it's ok this time.
Customer: Hahahaha, I laugh!
Boss: What are you laughing at? Is it too expensive?
Customer: No, it's more expensive. It's like pumping my blood with a pump
Boss: No exaggeration. If you are local, it is 120 yuan.
Guest: ...
Boss: You won't be too expensive, will you? I can only earn you a few dollars at most.
Customer: No, I didn't say expensive. This pair of trousers is worth the price.
Boss: You really have sunshine. Buy it quickly.
Customer: pants are good pants, but I have limited money in my pocket.
Boss: How much money do you have in your pocket?
Guest: 90 yuan.
Boss: Oh, my God, you must be kidding. You're gonna kill me. Add 10 yuan.
Customer: No, I want to give you 120 yuan, but there is nothing I can do.
Boss: OK, make friends, and forget about 90 yuan.
Customer: I won't give you 90 yuan. I'll keep the fare 10.
Boss: The fare? What does this have to do with you buying pants?
Customer: Of course, I come from a far, far place. I have to go back by coach. Ticket price 10 yuan.
Boss: You are a liar!
Customer, I haven't cheated anyone since I was eighteen, believe me. Look at my expression, how sincere.
Boss: Although I can't see your sincerity, I admit that I lost it. You can count on 80 yuan.
Customer: Wait, I have to add that I haven't had breakfast yet. I'm hungry.
Boss: You! ! God, you've gone too far. You are playing tricks.
Customer: Believe me, I am sincere. If I don't eat again, I will faint in front of you.
Boss: I'm unlucky to meet a slick like you. But you really went too far. One minute you have to take a bus, and the next you have to have breakfast. Are you saying that you are thirsty? Do you want to drink later?
Customer: You underestimate me. Believe me, I want nothing more.
Boss: Believe you? Last time?
Customer: Yes, believe me.
Boss: OK, cheer up, 70 yuan.
Customer: I'll give you the money right away.
Boss: Hurry up.
Customer: Wait, there seems to be something wrong with the color here.
Boss: No, it isn't. It's matte. It was done on purpose. This is called fashion.
Customer: Really? Looks like old pants. It's weird.
Boss: What? It doesn't matter if you insult me. Please don't insult my pants. This is the real thing.
Guest: ...
Boss: ok, I'll show you my order ... you see, the purchase date was last week, and the purchase unit was a garment factory in Guangzhou. How can these be old pants?
Customer: Oh, I'm sorry, I misunderstood, but ... Oh, my God, the price: 20 yuan 1.
Boss: Oh, no, no. This is the price before tax. After-tax cost per unit, 40 yuan.
Customer: You are lying. Do you think I'm a fool? This is the VAT invoice, which is the price after tax payment. These pants are only worth 20 yuan, but you ...
Boss: Hey, hey ... Do you want to do business? You know, I rent hundreds of facades every day. What can I eat without making money?
Customer: In broad daylight, Lang Lang Gan Kun, your heart is too dark!
Boss: Hey hey, how about 30 yuan? My good brother, let me make some money.
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