Who has an interesting joke?

The woman is ugly and can't get married, hoping to be trafficked. Her dream finally came true, but she could not sell it for half a month. The kidnapper sent her back, but she insisted on not getting off. The kidnapper gritted his teeth and stamped his feet: Let's go, don't want the car.

Twenty years ago, my father held you waiting for the bus. Everyone laughed at the ugly child, and my father cried. A american born chinese patted my father and said, "Stop crying, big brother, give the monkey a banana!" " Poor thing, I'm so hungry that I have no hair. "

Dong Zhuo gave a banquet in honor of Lu Bu, Marotta and other confidants, accompanied by the story of Diusim. To test their loyalty, Zhuo ordered cicadas to draw black breasts.

During the dinner, the candle suddenly went out. When they regained their sight, everyone's hands were black but clean.

Zhuo then rewarded Buyi and said, Buyi is a loyal minister! Show off the dark pool with a smile.

One night, a naked man called a taxi and the female driver stared at him intently. The naked man was furious and shouted: You have never seen a naked man! The female driver was also furious: I see where the fuck you lost!