If one day cats rule the world.

Hello, everyone, this is the thirty-eighth year of cat rule. I am an ordinary person in the Year of Cats and Cats.

The world seems no different. Just like the human era, human beings produce and work, get married and have children, live and die. But this is just an illusion.

Cats rule the world. Everyone has a cat at home. Humans finally realized their wish-the country sent cats, which was wrong, wrong and wrong again. My mind is not clear. It is the country that gives cats to people, not the country that gives cats to people.

I am really jealous of those fallen souls who are tirelessly shoveling shit to feed cats every day ... I am really sad about their misfortune and angry with them, so I decided to cooperate with dogs. I swear, I must save these fallen souls and save all mankind.

After cats ruled the world, dogs were driven out of the city. They can only move in the suburbs, and once they get close to the city, they will be scratched by the claws of the cat army.

So I have to go to the suburbs.

"Stop, where is your cat owner?" I was called by a policeman. He took a purebred black cat and looked at me. Obviously, the cat sent him to ask me.

"Oh, this is not the master sleeping. Do you want me to buy some small fish to dry? " I sneer at in my mind. I've practiced this phrase in my mind countless times.

The black cat suddenly stood up and meowed.

"Good, good."

"The owner of the cat said, Try the dried fish."

"Hum ╯ ╰ Cat's leg" I scolded in my mind and took out the dried fish in my pocket. The police took it and gave it to the black cat. The black cat ate two bites and meowed again.

"My cat owner said that the dried fish was confiscated."

I sneer at it in my mind again. This is my own dried fish. Every dried fish is ten centimeters perfect. After 998 1 channel procedure, no cat can guard against its smell.

"Very good." The black cat said two words, and the police picked up 1 10,000. "Oh, my master is willing to speak human words. The host is so cute. Master, master, what to eat at night ... "

"Hum, cat legs."

I was very angry, so I left here and continued to walk to the suburbs. I know there is still hope for mankind. As a good friend of human beings, dogs will definitely help me.

On the edge of the city, there are some vagrants standing with the sign of "begging the cat owner to adopt". Those people don't want to keep cats. They gathered here, hoping to have a kind cat to adopt them.

I walked into the only dog food store in this city. On the surface, this dog food shop is a shop selling lemon and orange hair dryers. In fact, the owner quietly made some dog food in the basement.

"How much do you want this time?"

"Five catties."

"So many, not afraid of being discovered?" The boss lit a cigarette. I can't see his expression clearly in the dim light, but I know he must be surprised.

I shook my head and said, "Since we want to cooperate with them, we have to show some sincerity."

The boss was silent for a long time, until the smoke burned his mouth, and he whispered, "Shift change."

"Here's six pounds, and I'll support your extra pound." The boss said to me, I know, he must also want to overthrow the rule of cats in MengMeng.

In this way, I set off with the hope of a dog food store owner.

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