Complete works of humorous emotional sentences (selected 4 1 sentence)

2, love makes people numb, and marriage makes people numb.

Don't blame the dog for following a steamed stuffed bun.

4, not for coquettish, moving the world.

5, don't look back, my brother only loves your back.

6. Too many people despise me. You are old.

7. Format yourself just to delete you.

8. Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.

9. If you are not loved, you will cherish those who love you in the future.

10, Zhuge Liang didn't lead troops before coming out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

1 1. If you don't eat underwear now, you can play with others.

Everyone should like animals, because they are delicious.

13, love is like a photo, which needs a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.

14, smart women deal with men, stupid women deal with women.

15, gave me a pair of black eyes at night, but I used them to whiten my eyes.

16, I have always wondered what you love, because you are too cruel to me.

17, spending money is as simple as farting, and making money is as difficult as eating durian!

18, love makes people numb, and marriage makes people numb. What other funny love words are there?

19, do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

20. Love must be a pledge of eternal love. Only faithful love is true love.

2 1, men's love is born from overlooking, and women's love is born from looking up.

22. Dissatisfaction is a suspended substitute, which makes people climb up in comparison.

23. If the relationship between men and women is handled well, it will produce good words, and if it is not handled well, it will produce gossip.

24. Leaving me doesn't comfort me, because every sewing will hurt.

25. A person who can make you cry and make you laugh may be a lifelong dependence.

26, loneliness is not born, but from the moment you fall in love with someone.

27. When you fall in love with someone, you are always a little afraid of getting him; Afraid of losing him.

28. I'm a passer-by, and you forgot when you turned around. Why waste time with you until the end of the world?

Mom, I have never seen such a long archaeological value. Can be used as a world heritage.

30. If you can't dress your woman in a wedding dress, don't stop you from unbuttoning her clothes!

3 1, boys stand on my left, girls stand on my right, others don't move. hellip he didn't move.

32. Love is cheap, cheap again and again. When you are not cheap, women come.

33. If someone pursues it, there will be no woman who doesn't float. This is why women are so charming.

34, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; Wings are not necessarily angels, but birds.

Roses are always beautiful. She can give you an immersive feeling. Similarly, she will make you feel the pain of being stabbed in the finger.

36. The Chinese teacher in senior high school told a poem, saying, "Stop and sit in the maple grove." The teacher said, "Sit in love, Wood, and then burst into laughter.

37. You know, it is love that makes the other person suffer. Don't let it go on and give up. If not, freeze it in the deepest corner.

38. Experiencing love is like eating chocolate. Even if you don't have to pay for chocolate, you have to pay for weight loss. Classic love funny sentences

39. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, nor is it far apart, but when I stand in front of you, you don't know that I love you.

40. Saying that money is a sin is fishing; Everyone wants to say that beauty is a disaster; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the most beautiful, don't go!

4 1. Little girls want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they opened their eyes, they found that the whole world was a gray donkey. After being heartbroken, they can only choose a strong one from the donkeys. Such a donkey is named: economically applicable person.