Find some jokes that can make people laugh.

On the morning of their wedding night, the groom woke up to find the bride in tears. Surprised and asked, Honey, why are you crying? The bride cried: How will you live in the future? You used that thing all night, and it has shrunk to nothing! What to do in the future!

An old man went to Gaochao Village to do business by bus. On the way, I asked the waitress: Is the climax here? Attendant: Not yet. After a while, he asked: Has the climax arrived yet? The waiter said, what's the hurry, bad old man I'll scream when the orgasm comes!

My wife didn't go home until the early hours of the morning when she played mahjong. In order not to disturb her husband, she stripped off her clothes in the living room before entering the bedroom. Just when her husband woke up, he was furious: it's too much! You lost everything?

A couple came to the wishing pool. The husband bent down, made a wish and put a coin in the well. My wife also wanted to make a wish, but when she bent down, she accidentally fell into the well. Husband got a fright, then smiled and said to himself, * * * * * What a spirit!

A lady ordered a stir-fried whip flower while eating, and accidentally fell between her legs when picking vegetables. The young lady was shocked: this thing is really amazing! Cooked and chopped, it actually knows the way!

Mother and daughter visit their daughter's boyfriend's art exhibition. Mother found one of the nude portraits of her daughter, so she asked, "You didn't paint him nude, did you?" "Oh, no," the daughter replied. "He drew it from memory."