How to fall in love in Pingxiang dialect?

Originally from Pingxiang, I lived in Pingxiang from birth to college 17 years. After that, my life experience in other places made me feel that Pingxiang dialect can really be used as a spy code. I have never met anyone who can understand Pingxiang dialect except those who have lived in Pingxiang for many years. When I was in college, there was a fellow Pingxiang in my grade besides me. Because none of our classmates can understand Pingxiang dialect, it makes us safest when talking about other people's gossip, and it has never caused protests from the people being talked about. One day, the angry youth in Pingxiang met a classmate from Beijing who made him angry and was walking with me on the road. That fellow villager greeted me in Pingxiang dialect, and even laughed and used Pingxiang dialect to scold the Beijing Youzi with the most vicious words in front of me and the Beijing classmate. And that classmate nodded with a smile because he didn't understand. This made my hometown very comfortable for several days. On New Year's Day, the first year of college, the grade held a party and invited us two Pingxiang villagers to do the program. So I speak crosstalk in Pingxiang dialect, and no one can understand it. While we were performing this program, a classmate from another class came in and kept asking people around her if we were studying in Japan. Although I have practiced Mandarin in Northern University for four years and worked in many cities after graduation, there are many jokes because of the influence of Pingxiang dialect. IN Pingxiang dialect, many sounds are indistinguishable, such as in and ing, f and h, ON and ONG, z and ZH, b and p. Usually, if you don't speak fast, you can hide your hometown dialect well, but if you speak fast, the fox's tail will naturally show. When the canteen master heard me say that Chinese cabbage was "afraid of vegetables", I once saw him buy vegetables and go back to work. I greeted him and said, "Master Liu, come back from shopping so early?" He answered me, "I'm afraid of vegetables, so I have to come back early." Awkward. I have never met Pingxiang people in my own unit since I joined the work. After so many years, I gradually erased the accent of my hometown dialect from my accent. But whenever colleagues or friends hear me talking to my family in Pingxiang on the phone, I often tell them jokes in Pingxiang dialect. I have traveled all over the country, and I know that many ancient words and sounds in China are used in some local dialects. I believe Pingxiang dialect must be like this. Unfortunately, I'm not a language major, so I can't think about it. One year I began to learn Japanese, and found that several pronunciations of Japanese were not Mandarin, but Pingxiang dialect. People say that many Japanese things come from the Tang Dynasty in China, so I have some doubts that the pronunciation of Pingxiang dialect may retain the language elements of the Tang Dynasty. Maybe people in the Tang Dynasty spoke Pingxiang dialect. A few years ago, I went to Italy on business and met some friends from China. Some of them can speak Cantonese, Hakka, Minnan and Chaozhou, but none of them can speak Mandarin. I am the only one who speaks Mandarin. We must communicate in English, and none of us can understand all these Chinese words at the same time. When I go to Japan on business, I can speak some commonly used Japanese, but when I can't express myself in Japanese, I use Pingxiang dialect. Of course, the Japanese can't understand my Pingxiang dialect, but in terms of pronunciation and intonation, they didn't find that I used Chinese in the process of speaking Japanese. The most common question is where I live. They don't know much about my dialect. I met some Chinese friends from Malaysia and Indonesia in Hong Kong this year, and they talked about dialects in the bar. Malay friends proudly say that he can speak English, Malay, Putonghua, Hong Kong dialect, Fujian dialect and Hakka dialect. A friend in Indonesia said that he could speak Chaozhou dialect in addition to these words. I told them that in fact, you only need to speak Chinese, English and Malay. Don't look like a language genius. If dialect is considered as an independent language, I am more talented than you. I can speak English, Japanese, Mandarin, Hong Kong dialect, Pingxiang dialect, Changsha dialect, Xi dialect and Northeast dialect. So they were interested in Pingxiang dialect, which they had never heard before. They often come to China, and the only dialect I speak that they have never heard of is Pingxiang dialect. After some explanation, especially after I told this story in Japan, everyone immediately became interested in Pingxiang dialect. They asked a question that was very suitable for the bar environment at that time: "How to fall in love in Pingxiang dialect? If you fall in love in Pingxiang dialect, what is the difference between men and women? How to say that hanging girls has the best effect? " This question stumped me. Although I lived in my hometown for seventeen years, it was seventeen years when I was not sensible. I know nothing about men and women, let alone falling in love, except going to college. Don't say it was the atmosphere at that time. Parents at home will not allow puppy love, even if they do. We have no brains. My friends believe that I may not have such experience, so they ask me, "How do you say you love a girl in Pingxiang dialect?" To tell the truth, I don't know how to say it, but I shouldn't say "I love you" if it's not embarrassing. I guess it may be expressed by "I like you" like Hong Kong people. Hong Kong people say "I like you" means "I love you", but I really don't know what words Pingxiang people will use to express this meaning. As for Pingxiang dialect, which is more people-friendly, I dare not guess.