What funny glib jokes did you have when you were a child?

Quite a few. Just list a few. Everyone can talk about it in childhood.

Xxx and I went to steal flowers. He stole two and I stole three. I ran away. He was caught. I ate steamed bread at home. He got punched in prison. My family ate melon seeds. He got shot in prison. My melon seeds were finished. His life was over. This is basically used to swear. If you don't like anyone, tell the joke loudly to everyone. After everyone laughed, you felt that the effect had been achieved.

There is the Princess Zhu Huan version, which is actually a low-profile version with big eyes and small eyes. Swallows fly, Mei chases, Er Kang falls in love with Xia Ziwei, and the shameless emperor chases ChristianRandPhillips. The angry queen turned into a turtle, and the turtle soon grew up. Abba teaches you three words: first, don't move, second, don't laugh, and third, don't leak your front teeth. Then the two men stared at each other and made various expressions. Whoever laughs loses.

The elder sister bought gold lipstick, the second sister bought silver lipstick, and the third sister bought black lipstick because she couldn't buy lipstick. The eldest sister built a gold house, the second sister built a silver house, and the third sister couldn't build a house, so she built a broken house. The elder sister gave birth to a golden doll, the second sister gave birth to a silver doll, and the third sister gave birth to a toad because she couldn't give birth to a doll. (Rock, paper, scissors) This game needs to be interspersed with clapping and gestures. The technical difficulty is not high, but the folk songs are very interesting. Big sister and second sister are girls' childhood dreams, so girls are more competitive in this game.

First-grade thief, second-grade thief, third-grade beauty, fourth-grade handsome guy, fifth-grade love letters flying all over the sky, sixth-grade couple. In the age of ignorance in the fifth and sixth grades, if this song is the most popular, generally, as long as any boy or girl comes closer or even holds hands, everyone will shout this ballad together and say it is a couple.

When I was a child, I didn't know who made up these songs and how they were circulated, but it seems that these songs have also become childhood memories. In fact, there were many jokes when I was a child, and my child's language ability should not be underestimated.