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Excuse me, the common saying about ethics

1, the scale has a high head and a low head

Although thallium is very small, it weighs 1000 kilograms.

3, full of support

Eating steamed bread chewed by others is not fragrant.

5. get more than one bargained for

6, eating the wrong rat poison

Step 7 dispel doubts

8. I want to die when I eat, but I am afraid of being exhausted when I work.

9, thankless

10, ate leopard gall

1 1, take mixed medicine.

12, took the gun medicine

13, eating people does not spit bones.

14, eating rice and taking a shit

15, eat people with short mouths and be soft on people.

16, eat somebody else's rice, be in charge of somebody else.

17, eat soft but not hard

18, eating yabakui

19, eat in a bowl and watch the pot.

Let me tell you the truth.

2 1, the ugly daughter-in-law has to meet her in-laws sooner or later.

22, the first time 15 1.

23. How much you sweat and how much you eat.

24. Monks don't talk at home

25, water sees mud in the legs.

26, early citron rotten first.

27. Wear new shoes and walk the old road.

28. Wear a pair of pants

29. Cross the bridge when you come to it.

30. The boatman's children can drift.

3 1, broken enough.

32. blow your beard and stare.

33. There is no money here.

34. There are more silent words than vocal ones.

35, this time, that time

36, smart life, confused for a while

37. Climb up from the tip of the knife

38. From small to large.

39. You can't hit the fox.

40. You can't beat wolves or dogs.

4 1,,, firewood can't go with sheep.

42. Fall without falling

43. I can't find the lantern.

44. Knock out the front teeth and swallow them into your stomach

45. It depends on the owner to beat the dog.

46. If you can't beat a tiger, you will be injured by it.

47. Ask the person who carries the bottle for money when playing with wine.

48. Open the window and say it directly.

49. Put it right.

50. get to the bottom of it

5 1, wishful thinking

While the iron is hot, you need to be hard.

53. Give up

54. Beat the blind and scold the dumb

55, a slap, give a sweet jujube

56, swollen face filled with fat

57. I can't find it with lanterns.

58. Talk in your sleep in broad daylight

59, dreaming in broad daylight

60. Looking for a needle in a haystack

6 1, the road is opposite to the sky, go half way.

62, the door does not go out, the second door does not move.

63 people survived

64, roll with the punches, roll with the punches

65. It's good to enjoy the cool under the big tree.

66. Big eyes and small eyes

67, careless loss of Jingzhou

68. A gentleman can bend and stretch.

69. A timid general is forbidden.

70. Local ginger is not spicy.

7 1, turned a deaf ear

72, drum opposite gong face to face

73, face to face is a person, behind is a ghost.

74. Don't gossip in front of men

75, the rest of the neck

76. Knives are not afraid of thick necks.

77. Although the sword and gun medicine is good, it does not break the hand.

78, knife mouth tofu heart

79. What songs are sung on what mountain?

80. When and what to say?

8 1, tell the truth when you get cheap.

82. Be reasonable and don't let people.

83. Tell the truth when you get a bargain

84. Forgive and forgive

85. Look down.

86. The ground is racing, and everything depends on human effort.

87. You don't know the price of oil when you light a candle.

88. When my father died and my mother got married, everyone cared about each other.

89. Ding is Ding and Mao is Mao.

90, the wind stinks ten miles

9 1. Leave the meat in your mouth and wait for the fish in the river.

92. One hammer in the east and one stick in the west.

93. You can't read a liter.

94. The beans fell into the ashes.

95, a bean Fu Yifang rod.

96. I have a stomachache and complain about Kitchen God.

97. People's bowls are served by others.

98. Broken kite

99, the right thing, not people.

100, more than one thing is better than less.

10 1, you can hide from the first day, but you can't hide from the fifteenth.

102, jumped into the river from the rain

103, the wicked complain first

104, children don't think their mother is ugly, and dogs don't think their family is poor.

105, children can't help their mothers.

106, be immersed in love with children, lack of courage.

107, hearing is virtual, seeing is believing.

108,21plus 5

109, turn your face and deny people

1 10, and vice versa.

1 1 1, bite back

1 12, the prescription is real and the medicine is fake.

1 13. Open the door of the roof and drill a well in the kitchen pit.

1 14, prevent gentlemen and villains.

1 15, catch big fish with long lines.

1 16, fart hits the heel.

1 17, fat and thin.

1 18

1 19, thankless.

120, it took a lot of effort.

12 1. Come in the wind and go in the rain.

122, the Buddha burns a wick, and people struggle for breath.

123, it never rains but it pours.

124, eat nine liters, not a bucket.

125, dry thunder and no rain

126, it is better to do it early.

127, can't help working, tired and reactive.

128, sugarcane is not as sweet as two ends.

129, driving ducks to the shelves

130, catch early, not late

13 1, dare to be angry but dare not speak.

132, just out of the wolf's den and into the tiger's mouth.

133, the arm can't twist the thigh.

134, elbow twisted outward.

Wall has ears.

136, interlaced like a mountain.

137, 50 boards each.

138 Every man's dream is round.

139, give a stick as a needle

140, shameless

14 1. Success is natural.

142, respect is better than obedience

143, justice is not justice, God knows.

144, the rooster lay eggs, hens crow.

145, the public says the public is right, and the old woman says the old woman is right.

146, dogs can't change and eat shit.

147, dogs look down on people.

148, dogs can't spit ivory.

149, the dog's tongue hangs down and the chicken's paws are dry.

150, regardless of the past

15 1, selling dog meat by hanging sheep's head.

152, the official is not big, and the flow is not small.

153, the official ship is leaking and the official horse is thin.

154, make a wish without burning incense

155, possessed by ghosts

156, many people forget things.

157, accurate pot and spoon

158, the child is crying. Give it to his mother.

159, there is no need to harm people or prevent people.

160, sweating all over the floor, eight petals falling.

16 1, a good meal is not afraid of being late

162, good steel is used on the blade.

163, men don't eat short-term losses.

164, men don't mention courage.

165, being together is better than being apart.

166, a good tiger cannot control a pack of wolves.

167, good words don't back people, and back people don't have good words.

168, don't say good things twice

169, say good things and do bad things.

170, it is easy to borrow, but it is not difficult to borrow again.

17 1, a good horse never looks back.

172, good cats don't bark, good dogs don't jump.

173, a good man is hard to do, but a white cloth is hard to wear.

174, good people died at the hands of witnesses.

175, good things don't carry people, bad things don't carry people.

176, only three good things.