Ask for the funniest joke ...

There are many here, I hope the landlord will adopt them:

1. One day on the bus, a man and a woman collided because of the crowd.

The fashionable girl looked back and said, "What's wrong with you?"

The man was puzzled and answered, "Do you have any medicine?"

people in the car snickered!

The woman felt angry and replied, "Are you mentally ill?"

The man said coldly, "Can you cure it?"

the whole car is laughing!

The bus driver stopped and laughed on the steering wheel

2. The bus was so crowded that there was a woman standing at the door.

A GG came from behind the car to get off, and said to the woman, "Excuse me, get off".

that woman didn't move.

GG stepped on her when she pushed past.

As a result, the woman was so fierce that she kept cursing: "You are crazy! You are crazy! ~ ~ ",it's so loud that the whole car is watching it.

GG didn't speak all the time, so he couldn't stand it when he got off the bus. He turned to the woman and said, "Repeater!"

There are some funny children in the back, who keep playing the scene just now.

A said, "You are crazy! ..................................................................................................................................................................................

Later, a little MM wanted to get off the bus, too, and squeezed past and said timidly, "I ~ I ~ I want to go down, I'm not crazy ~!"

the whole car laughed again ~!

The woman didn't speak, but a word came from the side: "Are you out of power?"

the whole car was bursting with laughter ~!

3. The loss of bicycles in school is very serious, and the new ones disappear in the blink of an eye, but sometimes with luck, the lost bicycles will appear again every few days. One day, Xiao Jing, a roommate, bought a new transmission car. She showed off to everyone and said, "I locked this car with the latest lock! "The next day, Xiao Jing went back to study at night, looking depressed. He also pinched a note in his hand, which read: Don't be a master here, I borrowed the car, and I will return it to you in a few days. .

a few days later, the thief really returned the car. Xiao Jing was very happy, but she was worried that the car would be "borrowed" again. He bought ten big locks, locked the car tightly, and put a note on the thief: See how you can "borrow"! When Xiaojing went downstairs the next morning, he found five more locks on the car, and there was a note on the locks: See how you can ride!

4. Someone is a glass factory worker and has the habit of working with gloves.

one night, he took a taxi home. When the car passed a small forest in the suburbs, a cool breeze came. Dad felt a little cold, so he took out his glove strap from his pocket. The driver saw it in the rearview mirror and asked cautiously, "Brother, what are you doing?"

"Oh, it's nothing. I'm used to it. I always wear gloves when I work, so I won't cut myself or leave any marks ..."

5. An American, a Japanese and a China are exploring the jungle. As a result, all of them were arrested by the cannibal tribe. But the tribal chief said, "I'm in a good mood today, and I won't eat you, but you all have to get a hundred boards, but you can have a wish come true before you get a board." "Get the board first is American. He said, "Before hitting the board, put a cushion on my ass. "Pad, the board rained down; In the past, 7 boards were ok. After 7 boards, the cushions were smashed, and then there was blood on the boards ... After that, America always left. After seeing this, the Japanese asked for 1 mattresses. After 1, 2, 3 ... 1, the Japanese got up and patted their ass, nothing; Then he boasted about his imitation ability and re-creation ability with a smelly mouth, and wanted to sit and watch the Chinese people's drama. China people slowly get down, leisurely say: "come, give me the Japanese mat. "...

Thank you!