I own a barbecue restaurant and want to attract customers with lobster specials. Does anyone know of a jingle about lobster or a creative joke about eating lobster? Or there is

Funny jokes about crayfish

Yesterday, I went to dinner with my girlfriend. She said she wanted to eat lobster, but they didn't have big lobsters. She was a little unhappy when they served crayfish. Then I became picky and insisted on eating big lobster. Thinking of all the picky moments in my life, I became angry at that time. I stood up and pointed at her and said: What's wrong, what's wrong! I can’t satisfy you since I was little! At that time, everyone in the restaurant looked at me strangely. I thought to myself, what are you looking at? Do you dare to teach your girlfriend such a lesson?