What are some humorous phrases to say hello?

1. Long time no see, where are you? 2. Old classmate, I saw you today and found that you have become beautiful again. 3. Brother, long time no see. I finally found you. 4. If one day I go down, I I will definitely come to you. 5. Your avatar looks very nice. Can I get to know you? 6. Nice to meet you. I think this is my biggest luck today. 7. Tell me, the current weather and tap water are available. Soaking instant noodles 8. Hello, I felt fate when I saw you today, and I found it when I came up. 9. Girl, I don’t have any infectious diseases. Why are you always hiding from me? Let’s chat for a while. 10. I want to make people all over the world I know, you, a annoying little goblin, have been contracted by me. What are some humorous phrases to say hello? 2. 1. I want to talk to someone. Not just someone, I just want to talk to you. 2. I passed you by and scanned it immediately. Nearby friends 3. Hello, I felt fate when I saw you today, and I found it when I came up. 4. Emotional matters gather and scatter like clouds, and fate is a wind that can be met but cannot be sought. 5. If you don’t show up, I will never love you again in this life. 6. Gradually I understand that many things can be encountered but cannot be sought. If it is not yours, why bother to care about it. What are some humorous phrases to say hello 3 1. What belongs to me will be remembered forever. If it doesn't belong to me, I can only learn to act as if nothing has happened. 2. When the tears run away, what remains should be strength. 3. Love is not about finding a perfect person, but learning to appreciate an imperfect person with perfect eyes. 4. The cold weather is like a joke, and life is like nonsense. 5. If you want someone to never leave you, the best way is to borrow money from him. 6. Smile, others can see it. Who can feel the pain of heart?