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I saw a movie yesterday; I'm trying to recall a conversation between Confucius and Laozi, but I can't remember-
Confucius said, "Autumn is ashamed and accomplished nothing."
Laozi: "Then just give up, you won't stay long."
Confucius said, "Keqiu can't hang on the lintel like a gourd after all."
Laozi: "It's useless, knowing is rarely used, weakness is born, and softness is preserved. The world is not weaker than water, the strong can't win, and it is as good as water. "
Confucius said: "Mr. Wei speaks the righteousness, and I am consistent. Mr. Wang's Tao is intangible, not limited to everything in the world, but my Tao is only in the world. "
Laozi: "Then don't care about the misunderstanding in the world. The rich give people gold. I don't have gold, so I give you these words. "
The absolute original sentence is 0 1:02:50, one hour, two minutes and fifty seconds, hehe.
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