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College students who want to make friends with friends in Doby.
1 The subway said that inflammable and explosive articles were not allowed, so I got off the bus silently because I
It's so cute.
I will tell you the final exam with my strength.
How many people are there in our first grade?
As long as you are my friend in the future, tell me who has no money.
As long as I have time, I can tell you how I spent my days without money, especially recently.
If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, I'd rather not.
Aunt in the canteen: Get out if you don't eat!
I will never forget the first sentence that Ma Yun's father told me:
I don't know you.
6./kloc-came out to work hard at the age of 0/5, and developed from nothing to the present.
No money.
Please open the full text, I have something to say to you.
Say:
Please put away the full text, I don't want to say any more. ...
8. Why don't I have a daughter who is beautiful enough to explode?
But my mother knows. I am really jealous of her.
9, quarrel with your boyfriend, don't rush to blame him, first reflect on yourself.
If it is really your own fault, think about how to pass it on to him.
10, suddenly have a strong desire to learn,
Fortunately, I have strong self-control, and I suppressed it.
1 1. It is said that the name you shout out when you are afraid is the person you love most.
Do you know who the sleeping trough is?
12, I know I have many shortcomings. If you don't like me,
I hope you can reflect on yourself.
13, I left my hometown that year.
The whole village can never drink well water again.
14, just saw a joke:
"Son, do you want to order takeout? 99 "Good! "
So dad took his son to the police station and changed his name.
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