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Killers Xiaobai and Xiaohei carry out the boss's orders, get rid of those who cheat the boss and get back the boss's box.
In a nonsense, we can hear that Xiao Bai is going to have fun with the boss's woman next. Xiaobai is of course very resistant. Because it is a fatal problem to infect the boss's woman. For example, in Gunfire, Govin's wife seduced A Xin, and the old ghost was ordered to get rid of A Xin, while the boss got rid of his wife. Sure enough, Xiaohe said that the last woman who had a good time with her boss had been thrown from upstairs by her boss and became mute. However, Xiaobai resisted "excitement" and followed Xiaohei upstairs to deal with things. Xiao Bai found the boss's suitcase and was surprised when he opened it. What did he see? In the long-winded and nonsense, the person who cheated the boss was shot in the head by Xiao Hei. These nonsense greatly diluted the bloody atmosphere. Blackie recited the Bible before killing-Jesus said he would take revenge on anyone who hurt his brother. As you can imagine, he has such a ceremony before every murder.
Suddenly, a man rushed out from the outside and shot at Xiaohei and Xiaobai, but they missed! The shooter died of natural causes, but Xiaohe firmly believed that it was a miracle. At that moment, he may be fascinated, and he intends to resign as the boss. But on the way, Xiao Bai accidentally killed the only survivor on the other side. People die in the car, and it will be unimaginable to meet the police. So Xiaohei came to Quentin's house and asked the boss for help. The boss sent a venerable old wolf to help. Lao Lang asked the black and white evil spirits to clean the car and Quentin to prepare sheets to cover the leather chairs. Finally, he washed two with a water gun.
When they came to the cafe to have breakfast, they met a pair of evil spirits, male and female, with their brains wide open to rob them. Why is it a coffee shop? Because Quentin wrote the script in a cafe) At this moment, the boss's suitcase was in the hands of the little black hand, and he planned to return it and leave. He took advantage of each other's absent-minded kung fu, opened the box and pointed the pistol at the robber. He sang the holy scriptures as usual, but the holy scriptures at this time are different from the holy scriptures of revenge, and they are the holy scriptures of helping the weak. He was determined to spare the robber, get his wallet back and let him take the money from it. This money is to buy sympathy money, not to buy the other person's life from the robber, so as to give yourself an excuse not to kill him.
This is the last story of the film. Until the end, we didn't know what was in the box. Only the golden light printed on the robber's face makes people guess that it is gold. But some people say it is the soul of the boss!
When they left the shop and went back to the boss, they found that the boss was discussing the diving competition with a boxer. This is the first time that Xiao Bai and the boxer met. After meeting the boss, Xiao Bai went to buy drugs, and then dressed as Jesus to take drugs at a drug dealer's house. (Almost all scenes related to drug abuse are close-ups. Then he drove to the boss's house, and he was ordered to go out and play with the boss's wife Xiaomei.
The twist dance of Xiaomei and Xiaobai in Bunny Restaurant is a joke that countless people talk about. Even if you haven't seen this film, you must have seen this wonderful work. Master Xing pays tribute in The King of Stars.
After two people jump, they are still wanting more. Xiao Bai has been suppressing his impulse in the toilet. Unexpectedly, Xiaomei saw Xiaobai's drug and took it directly (it turned out to be an injection), so she foamed and her heart stopped. Xiaobai sent him to Jesus' home, but Jesus didn't know how to fight adrenaline, so he had to look up books. Vincent stabbed the quasi-heart, and Xiaomei came back from the dead. The needle is inserted backwards. )
Xiaomei told Xiaobai a homophonic joke when she was an actress when she came home from washing lead. Why did she say that? Do you think they have a tacit understanding, or should they cherish their hearts?
Quentin is definitely a foot controller, because Xiaomei has always been barefoot.
Finally, the story of the boxer who discussed the match-fixing with his boss. He has no fake matches. Instead, he killed his opponent and ran away by taxi. It turned out that he planned to retire and negotiate with others to buy himself to win, which made the boss earn a lot of money. After he fled to the hotel, he found that his girlfriend didn't bring the gold watch, which was his family heirloom. After two world wars and Vietnam War, many talents came to his hands from his ancestors. The boxer had to venture home to get it, but he didn't feel dangerous. He even had time to bake two loaves of bread. Until I saw the gun on the table, I picked it up and saw the murderer Xiao Bai coming out of the toilet, so I shot his name. After he escaped, he drove to see the boss who bought hamburgers. The boss tried to chase him, but he was beaten by a boxer. The boxer had an accident. The boss got up and chased him. They went to a shop. But they were tied together by the shopkeeper, who found a policeman. This policeman is a pervert. He keeps a Toy Boy in the basement and does bad things to his boss! When the boxer woke up, he broke free, but he heard the boss scream. He turned and saved him. After he killed a man, the boss killed the policeman with a shotgun. The two settled their differences, and the boxer rode Harley and left with his girlfriend.
I narrate the film according to the logic of time rather than the order of the films. The film sequence is 1342, which makes people feel unclear. Perhaps postmodernism wants to overturn everything, overturn the linear narrative structure and redefine beauty. Violence and blood fill the picture, and red, which symbolizes depression, can be seen everywhere. However, meaningless humorous slang dilutes the smell of blood. Not only is the dialogue meaningless, but even the characters are a little confused. When the boxer escaped, the taxi driver kept asking him what it was like to kill someone. She is not an important person, not even the most normal role in the play, but she asks such a gloomy question. What does Quentin want to express?
There are as many "fakes" in the whole drama as Wang Ziru's "ok" in Luo Yonghao, which shows that everyone has such venting needs. Then, when the competition officials swear and the People's Daily names the word "paratroopers", should we also consider people's needs? Otherwise, the creative meaning of the word "paratroopers" will make it a representative word of postmodernism.
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