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A joke about obeying school discipline! Ten minutes later! ! !
In the quiet classroom, suddenly came "poof!" land
When a fart rang, the crowd turned back in succession, and a sister was bold and unrestrained.
Meet everyone's eyes and say: I let go! And then everyone
Turn around. Two minutes later, a voice came from behind again.
Similar color "poof!" The masses looked back directly.
Sisters, sisters looked at everyone kindly and nodded approvingly.
Boss, say: You guessed it right. . .
When I was at school, my deskmate made it specially. have
Once, he was found sleeping in class by the teacher. The teacher said, "So-and-so, stand."
Get up. I woke him up and said, the teacher told you to stand up ~ but
He glared at the teacher, but wouldn't stand up. The teacher is anxious: so-and-so! you
Get up! He still didn't get up and rolled his eyes at the teacher.
. The teacher lost his temper: so-and-so, I can't control students like you.
Go back to class! I whispered at the bottom: you are really nb! With the teacher
So-and-so said, actually, I want to stand up, but ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ My leg is numb. . .
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