What are the rabbit and wolf jokes? What does one say? Rabbit replied: What's on the roof? Then he said, "You also know my grandpa?"

One day, the wolf wanted to eat three little pigs. Two of the three little pigs are at the door and one is on the roof. (Pig A and pig B are at the door, and pig C is on the roof. Pig A’s name is “who”, pig B’s name is “where”, and pig C’s name is “what”.) So:

< p>Wolf: "Who are you?"

Pig A: "Yes!"

Wolf: "What?"

Pig A: "'What? 'On the roof."

Wolf: "I asked you what your name is?"

Pig A: "My name is 'Who', 'What' is on the roof! ”

The wolf asked Pig B again.

Wolf: "Who are you?"

Pig B: "I am not 'who', he is 'who' (referring to Pig A)."

< p>Wolf: "Do you know him?"

Pig B: "Hmm!"

Wolf: "Who is he?"

Pig B: " Yes."

Wolf: "What?"

Pig B: "What's on the roof!"

Wolf: "Where?" /p>

Pig B: "'Where' is me."

Wolf: "Who?"

Pig B: "He is 'who'. (also refers to Pig A)"

Wolf: "How do I know."

Pig B: "Who are you looking for?"

Wolf: "What? "

Pig B: "He's on the roof."

Wolf: "Where?"

Pig B: "It's me."

Wolf: "Who?"

Pig B: "I am not 'who', he is 'who'"

Wolf: "Oh my God!"

Pig A and Pig B: "Oh my god, he's our daddy!"

Wolf: "What, is it your daddy?"

Pig B: "No!" "

The wolf couldn't bear it anymore and sighed: "Why?"

Pig A, B, C: "Do you know our grandfather?"

Wolf? : "What?"

Pig A: "No, our grandfather is 'why'."

Wolf: "Why?"

Pig A: "Yes!"

Wolf: "What is it?"

Pig A: "No, 'why'."

Wolf: "Who?"< /p>

Pig A: "Who am I?"

Wolf: "Who are you?"

Pig A: Yes, who am I? ."

Wolf: "What?"

Pig A, B: "He's on the roof."

That's it=

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