Complete lines of Song Xiaobao's "kebab" in the Spring Festival Evening.

Lead: On 20 17 Liaoning Satellite TV Spring Festival Evening, Song Xiaobao appeared in the sketch "kebabs", continuing the scene and style of Song Xiaobao's sketch "Eating Noodles" last year. Through the wonderful interpretation of Song Xiaobao and others, people kept laughing and made people laugh. The following is the complete lines of Song Xiaobao's sketch "kebabs" collected in the Spring Festival Evening of 20 17. Welcome to read the reference!

Ye Cheng: I'm not afraid of your jokes. Since we lost three bowls of noodles last year, it has been fully proved that our IQ is two pounds less, which leads to' the guests who come here either change noodle soup into fried noodles, or change fried noodles into noodle soup, and some even get some horseradish noodles, which makes my noodle restaurant yellow. But I was not discouraged and opened this barbecue shop. Can you be energetic? I'm telling you, I will meet a guest who is angry with him like the black monkey who is not so tall last year, so leave me alone. If migrant workers come to our house for dinner, keep an eye on them, understand?

I see.

Swallow: No problem.

Ye Cheng: Did you go to the hospital? Have you confirmed it? It's your fault. Can the noodle restaurant be yellow without asking you for bad debts? Can I break up with your sister without settling accounts with you? But for the sake of affection, I'll leave you here to thread me. Accounting is not for you.

Swallow: no problem, brother-in-law

Ye Cheng: What does your brother-in-law do? Your sister and I are separated. This is the company. Don't make friends with me. Call me Manager Cheng or Brother Ye.

Swallow: OK, Shenjiang.

Tian Wa: Haha, General Nobuka.

Ye Cheng: My name is Ye Cheng. I can be called Cheng Ge or Ye Ge. How can I return the manager of Quanye? Will you call me brother?

Swallow: Yes, Mr. Wilder.

Ye Cheng: Your IQ is useless. Well, today is China New Year. We are open for business. Today, we have activities and big prizes. What about beer? You can get a bottle for free if you drink it, which is equivalent to buying a bottle for free. How about increasing your income? Keep the bottle cap and come to my place to exchange money at night. Are you happy?

He: Happy.

Ye Cheng: Are you happy?

He: Happy.

Ye Cheng: Are you happy?

He: Happy.

Ye Cheng: Double-click 666.

Together: make trouble, make trouble.

Ye Cheng: All right, stop it. Don't be silly. You two go to the back kitchen and wash your hands with a rope. You don't need it. Hey, where's my puppy?

Peach: The puppy was carried away by my sister-in-law.

Ye Cheng: I don't want to keep it for myself at all. Did you bring dog food?

Peach: Everything is ready.

Ye Cheng: Clean them up and I'll supervise them.

Peach: OK.

Ye Cheng: Work.

Song Xiaobao: Haha ... Oh, I ate three bowls of horseradish noodles last year, and the whole country was on fire. My fans have created tens of thousands for me. Today, I revisit my old place and come back to see if this style has changed. According to the east longitude and north latitude, this is the shop. Ouch.

Peach: Ah, horseradish.

Song Xiaobao: Kelp sister.

Song Xiaobao: This is the fashion of 20 17, and I need to lead it.

Ye Cheng: Whatever you say, my brother. Bring me the baked jiaozi and treat the migrant workers to jiaozi.

Swallow: OK.

Song Xiaobao: Come on, guys. Eat and drink.

Tian Wa: Here comes the baked jiaozi.

Song Xiaobao: Eat, hey, don't touch this dog food, it's dog food.

Tian Wa: Come on.

Song Xiaobao: Baked jiaozi.

Ye Cheng: Guys, it's been a tough year. Thank you!

Song Xiaobao: Is there anything important?

Ye Cheng: Guys, let's have a drink. Let's go

Song Xiaobao: Oh, come and roll a pile.

Ye Cheng: Come on, it's okay.

Song Xiaobao: I'll get you one.

Ye Cheng: This is family.

Song Xiaobao: Family.

Ye Cheng: Family members should eat, too.

Song Xiaobao: Take one. Give each of them one.

Ye Cheng: Come on. Ok, let's eat, find a KTV to sing, have fun, it's my treat, let's go.

H: Go ahead.

Moderator: Thank you Song Xiaobao, Ye Cheng and Tian Wa.