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My mother has a mink coat.

This woman's aesthetics have always been different from ordinary people.

The mink she bought is equally touching.

Because the style of this mink can be described by the following keywords.

The hair is dense. Mixed black and brown. Cocoon shape. Hooded. Lantern sleeves. Mid-length.

Such color and style.

It was put on my mother’s middle-aged, fat body with the same measurements.

Anyone with a little common sense can imagine what it looks like.

Like a bear.

Why are people with poor aesthetics not allowed to buy fur?

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A collection of God-level complaints from the evil Sha Monk in New Journey to the West!

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Is this Nima still a Sha Seng! Lao Sha is already a blockbuster without making a sound!

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As for the war between South Korea and South Korea, I found that Russell had foreseen it in 1959 and videotape time traveled to the present to comment on the debate.

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February

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From Allenzhang

Maybe everyone will understand after watching this video. . .

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How SF Express verifies the life and death of crabs! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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The Spring Festival Gala skit "Blind Date 2" recorded in advance by Zhao Benshan and Liaoning TV 》HD version!

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Zhao Benshan's Liaoning TV Spring Festival Gala skit "Blind Date 2" Zhao Benshan and his disciple "Blind Date 2" appeared at the 2012 Liaoning TV Spring Festival Gala last night (January 21). If you don’t watch the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, just watch this!

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Friends, are you still worried about asking questions from relatives during the New Year? Military strategist Clausewitz is here to help you.

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“Offence is the best defense.”————Clausewitz

When answering questions from relatives during the New Year, you must know yourself and the enemy and block the first wave of impact. under the premise.

Let’s talk about the second point in reverse - blocking the first wave of impact.

The so-called first wave of impact is the question your relatives ask you first.

There is no pattern to what the other party will ask; but it doesn’t matter because we have no intention of answering directly.

Therefore, our answers can be very regular: we always respond with words such as "Hahaha, not bad" and other "Said means not said".

If you can’t handle this answer, here is a small chestnut to expand your thinking, but please do not copy it mechanically.

For example, if the other person asks about your income, you can pretend to be embarrassed, get up to the other person, and say:

"This... is really not much. If you know If so, you should keep it a secret, right?"

The other party: "I can keep it a secret."

You: "Well, I can do it better."

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The video that JJ Lin wants to destroy the most, the video of 16-year-old JJ Lin participating in the competition in 1998

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January

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You sang so well 10 years ago, I can only JJ, you are really a real talent! ~~~

The most touching micro-movie of the 2012 Spring Festival: "Going Home"

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January

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Do you also have such a father? Because you are busy, you communicate with him less and less; you hang up his phone calls faster and faster; you are surprised that he does not know when his blond hair is getting thicker. But for a train ticket home from you, he queued up in the cold winter, begged for help, was clumsy and at a loss in front of the Internet... During the Spring Festival, please go home and see your father who has missed you for a long time.

Talent! Brother Roar from Jiangxi Police College sells Gionee Voice King mobile phone to you!

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January

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A few simple steps will teach you how to write Phoenix Legend-style lyrics! !

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December

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From: PP Jun

Legend of Phoenix (LP for short, please note that it is different from Linkin Park, it is not the same level), as the number one group in the universe, it can be said that it is very popular. Traveling all over the country, their music covers almost all genres and musical forms that humans can name. This is inseparable from the cool lyrics in their music. After listening to the LP songs more than 10,000 times, I gradually came to We have figured out some of the rules of writing lyrics in their music. Of course, it is impossible to completely write lyrics like Phoenix Legend, but we can imitate them based on their writing style, which can also be regarded as expressing our worship of idols.

Stop talking nonsense and feed the dogs!

In fact, it is not difficult for us to find that although Phoenix Legend is a famous band, their lyrics are very simple. Friends who have listened to Above the Moon and Fly Free will not find it difficult to find out the connotations expressed by these two lyrics. Very simply, the singer is expressing a desire for freedom and persistence in love. This has to be said to be an emperor-like sense of intimacy, so when we write lyrics, remember not to use those too gorgeous Guo-style rhetoric. , try to be as close to life as possible and easy to understand. For example, if we want to express our persistence in love, we should not write anything: Love is like a touch of helplessness and sorrow behind the glitz. We must feel it with our heart and give our body to love, etc. , it’s too pretentious, this is not the original intention of Phoenix Legend, we have to write it like this: Love, love, what do you want me to say! After all, it's just my fault! My fault, my fault, loving you is my biggest gain! In this way, everyone will understand what you want to express at once.