Humorous stories are full of philosophy.

1, Architect A lady called the architect and said that her bed would shake whenever the train passed by. "This is nonsense!" The architect replied, "Let me see." After the architect arrived, his wife suggested that he lie on the bed and experience the feeling when the train passed by. Hardly had the architect gone to bed when his wife's husband came back. Seeing this, he snapped, "What are you doing in my wife's bed?" The architect replied trembling, "I said I was waiting for the train." Would you believe it? " Epiphany some words are true, but they sound false; Some words are false, but there is no doubt. Seduce an English gentleman and a French woman to share a box. This woman wants to seduce this Englishman. After she took off her clothes and lay down, she complained that she was cold. Mr. Wang gave her his quilt, but she kept saying it was cold. "How else can I help you?" Mr. Wang asked in dismay. "When I was a child, my mother always used her body to keep me warm." "Young lady, I can't help you. I can't jump off the train to find your mother, can I? " A man who knows amorous feelings is a good man, and a man who doesn't know amorous feelings is a good man. Mike walked into the restaurant and ordered a soup. The waiter brought it to him right away. As soon as the waiter walked away, Mike shouted, "Sorry, I can't drink this soup." The waiter brought him another soup, but he still said, "Sorry, I can't drink this soup." The waiter had to call the manager. The manager nodded respectfully to Mike and said, "Sir, this dish is our specialty and is very popular with customers. Don't you ... "I mean, where's the spoon?" Correcting mistakes after an epiphany is certainly a good thing. But we often remove the right ones and leave the wrong ones, and the result is wrong and wrong. 4. Wearing the wrong restaurant, an extremely humble person timidly touched another customer, who was wearing a coat. "Excuse me, are you Mr. Pierre?" "No, I'm not." The man replied. "Ah," he breathed a sigh of relief, "then I'm not mistaken. I am him. You are wearing his coat. " It is not easy to be proved in an epiphany. People who are straightforward tend to feel inferior; And unreasonable people, heroes are like cattle. A Scotsman went to London and wanted to visit an old friend, but he forgot the address, so he sent a telegram to my father: "Do you know Thomas' address?" Quick report! " On the same day, he received an urgent call back: "I know." Epiphany When we finally found the most correct answer, we found it was the most useless. 6. Sad Story Three people went to new york for a holiday. They booked a suite on the 45th floor of a high-rise hotel. One night, the elevator in the building broke down and the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the lobby. After discussion, they decided to walk back to their rooms and agreed to tell jokes, sing songs and tell stories in turn to reduce the fatigue of going upstairs. After telling jokes and singing songs, we finally climbed to the 34th floor, and everyone felt exhausted. "All right, Peter, tell a humorous story." Peter said, "The story is not long, but it is extremely sad: I left my room key in the hall." Epiphany is our pain, so humor; We are humorous, so we are happy. 7. Selling Books A famous writer is going to visit a bookstore. The bookstore owner was flattered and quickly removed all the books and replaced them with writers' books. When the writer came to the bookstore, he was very happy to ask, "Does your store only sell my books?" "Of course not." The bookstore owner replied, "Other books are selling well, and they are all sold out." I suddenly realized that "flattery" is a strange word: you seem to flatter him and insult him. 8. In the lobby of the post office, an old lady walked up to a middle-aged man and said politely, "Sir, would you please write my address on the postcard for me?" "Of course." The middle-aged man did as the old man asked. "Thank you!" The old lady said, "Write me another short paragraph, will you?" "all right." After writing according to the old lady's words, the middle-aged man smiled and asked, "Is there anything else I can do for you?" "Well, there's one little thing." The old lady looked at the postcard and said, "Please help me add another sentence below: I'm sorry for the scrawl." If you don't help, people will hate you for a week. If the help is not perfect, it is best to ... story 1: There is a violinist playing the violin at the concert. He pulled and pulled, and the G string suddenly broke. What should I do? He didn't stop. He immediately changed a tune and didn't need a G string from beginning to end. He played very successfully and the audience gave him warm applause.

Feeling: Life is to face setbacks bravely, turn to another direction and seek development.

Story 2: There was a man who left home at an early age to find the meaning of life. He searched for twenty years and walked thousands of miles, and found it very hard. Finally, he passed a farmer's house. It was in the evening, he saw the farmer, his wife and children, talking and laughing together, enjoying the family happiness. After reading it, he felt that he had found the meaning of life, so he ended his wandering and went home.

Feeling: the warmth of home can't be found even if you travel all over the world.

Story 3: When God created man, everyone carried a big burden. Humans often complain to God that their burdens are too heavy and others' burdens are too light. One day, God told these people to exchange burdens, but after carrying others' burdens, they felt heavier and less relaxed than before.

Feeling: Be content with what you have, and cherish what you have now.

Story 4: A gentleman entrusts two people to evaluate a piece of land he is interested in.

One of them reported to him, "None of the trees planted in that place can live. The stream is so narrow that people can cross it in one step, and the weeds there are one person high! " "

Another person commented: "The firewood on that piece of land is enough for you to burn for a lifetime;" There is a place wide enough to dig a small swimming pool by the stream; Judging from the size of weeds, this is the most fertile land in that area. "

The gentleman adopted the second report and opened up a pleasant leisure farm.

Feeling: Pessimists see misfortune in every good opportunity; An optimistic person can see a good opportunity in every misfortune.

Story 5: After 808 experiments, a scientist finally invented a magical medicine. The invention of this drug won him the Nobel Prize.

The reporter asked him, "Among the 808 experiments, which experiment made you feel the most painful?"

"The one who failed 807 times, of course!" The scientist replied.

"So, which experiment makes you feel happiest?" The reporter asked again.

"Of course it was the 808th success!" The scientist answered with a smile.

"Please talk about it again. What did you experience most about this invention? " The reporter asked again.

"It turned out that," the scientist recalled with infinite affection, "in the scientific experiment, my most painful time was also close to the happiest time. This is my deepest experience! "

The scientist's words echoed in the crowd for a long time, arousing endless warm applause.

Feeling: The most difficult time is that we are not far from success, because success is often a last-minute visitor.

Story 6: There are many brothers in the big family of the universe. They are called clouds, thunder and lightning. ...

Floating clouds, wandering in the sky every day, floating around for a long time; However, thunder and lightning race against time, come and go in a hurry and disappear in an instant!

To this end, the cloud made fun of lightning: "Look, how long my life is and how short your life is!" " "Lightning has no time to refute. It quietly gathered all the forces, ... in an instant, it produced lightning that shocked the world. Hearing this, the thunder couldn't help roaring and said to the cloud, "Dear brother! Please don't forget: the same life leaves a lot of shadows on the earth; Others bring light to the world! "

Feeling: Life is a novel, not long, but good.

Story 7: The fifteenth moon is high in the sky.

A poor man said, "Look, there is a big cake in the sky!" " "

A rich man said, "no, that's a silver dollar!" " "

A poet said, "No, it's obviously a girl's eyes! " "

A girl said, "no, that's the mirror on the dresser!" " "

Listening to their argument, a boy was surprised and asked, "Mom, how many moons are there in the sky?"

"Silly child, there is only one moon!" Mom replied.

"Then why do they fight blindly?"

"Son, although there is only one moon, everyone looks at the moon differently!"

Perception: Subjective will often only see one side of things with eyes, and it needs calm thinking with the mind to discover the truth.

Story 8: Spring has come, all the trees in the garden are competing for glory, and all the flowers are competing for glory.

At this time, some Parthenocissus quietly pushed out the sludge and spread it in all directions. They occupy the open space when they see it, and drill when they meet gaps, hoping to rule the whole garden. Watching the grass wither one by one and the flowers wither one by one, the grass crawling on the ground is triumphant and swaggering. However, when they climbed to the bottom of a towering tree, they were held back by the thick trunk, and no matter how hard they tried, they could not move forward.

"Hey, what are you, who dares to stand in front of me?" You are so arrogant that you shout.

"Don't worry!" The towering tree stood tall and replied contemptuously, "I won't argue with you!" " You are grasping the narrow soil under your feet; And what I pursue is the vast sky above my head. "

Feeling: Ambition often comes from selfishness and possession, while ideal is the pursuit of truth, goodness and beauty.

Story 09: A salesman often sells products door to door, and his feet are broken. Once a salesman visited a customer about 30 times, but the customer wanted to turn to someone else to buy at the last minute. The salesman was confused and disappointed; But he still didn't give up and decided to visit the general manager of the customer. He took a "list of prospective customers", which was full of conversation record who had visited for 30 times, and sincerely asked the general manager to tell him "the reason of failure" so as to improve. After reading countless customer card records, the general manager looked up at the salesman and said, "I admire your spirit." Now, I have decided to buy your product! "

Feeling: The reason for success lies not in strength, but in how long it lasts. Seize any opportunity to go on stage and stick to it until the last minute, always being perfect.

Story 10: There is a homing pigeon. After long-term hard training in flying, it has developed a good skill. It often flies deftly to get rid of the pursuit of eagles. It won the championship in a flight competition and was awarded a gold medal by the club leader. It hung the medal on its wings smugly and never practiced flying again. Later, on a flight, he was preyed by an eagle.

Feeling: Complacency is the illusion of honor and the beginning of failure. After you have achieved something, you will be knocked down if you don't continue to work hard.

Story 1 1: The apprentice went to see the master and said to him, "I have learned enough, so I can start!"

The master asked, "What is enough?" "enough is full, and it can't be loaded." "Then you go and pack a big bowl of stones!" The apprentice did so. "Is it full?" "yes." Master grabbed another handful of lime and mixed it in the bowl without spilling it. "Is it full?" The master asked again. "Full!" Master poured another glass of water, but it still didn't overflow. "Is it full?"

Feeling: Teenagers are not frivolous, but there is no end to learning. If he is not diligent in improvement and dares to surpass, he will accomplish nothing.

Story 12: A butterfly just played and ran into a spider web. A bee was busy collecting honey and came across a cobweb. They struggled for a long time, being entangled in spider silk more and more tightly, and could not move any more. The butterfly sighed and said, "It's all because of the nasty wind that I can't control the direction of flight!" " The bee sighed and said, "It's all because of the dazzling sunshine that I can't see the cobwebs clearly! ""The spider said, "All my food here is delivered automatically." You too have only yourself to blame. "

Feeling: complaining that others can't solve the problem; Only by knowing yourself can we not fall into despair.

Story 13: A farmer prayed to God for help and presented a cow as a reward. Later, he really achieved his goal. When he wanted to give it to the cow, he couldn't bear it. If you don't give it, you are afraid of being condemned. So he took the cow to the market to sell, and brought a chicken. He priced the cow at 100 yuan, but he set a condition: to buy his cow, he had to buy his chicken, but the price of chicken was 20 thousand yuan. As a result, the cows and chickens were sold, and the farmer gave 100 yuan from selling cows to God.

Feeling: Dedication is appropriate, complete and sincere.

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