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A funny joke, a couple's signature, a man and a woman.
No matter how time changes, I still have a fiery heart, and no one can stop it.
After all, the woman who loves me the most in the world has married my father.
When happiness becomes comparative, everything around it goes bad.
You said you won the world because of me.
6. Thank you for your beautiful face, which has enriched my young and simple life.
A man and a woman
7. If you have a girlfriend, I like not having one. If I still like it, I like it. That's none of your business.
8. Fate is like a book. If you accidentally open it, you will miss the fairy tale. If you drive too hard, you will dry your tears.
9. You are the first, your biggest weakness is your weakness, and my biggest weakness is that you can't let me go.
10, stomachache. -so you put the vibration on your stomach, and I kept calling you, as if rubbing your stomach.
1 1. If you are waiting for me to take you away in flat shoes, wear them now.
12, love does not have the best of both worlds, only to lose each other.
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13, when I say to you: You are busy, in fact, I hope you can respond to me: you are very important, I am with you.
14, I just don't want to be strong enough in front of you.
15, I thought it was what I wanted, but now I find it isn't.
16. Memories are just a cruel torture, forcing me to have nowhere to hide.
17, the most comfortable relationship is that you walk by your side without looking back or guessing the future.
18, dear, I just want to say to you: I love you, and the happiest time in my life is the time with you.
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19, from now on, let's go together, and we have delicate hearts together.
I don't know how important I am to you. At least, I know how important you are to me
2 1, a smile is like a band-aid, which can cover a wound but cannot be stopped.
22. You should live in the light, not in the dark with me.
Every joke of yours makes me feel like I'm in an ice room. It woke me up.
24. Because your reply is too slow, for the sake of equality, even if I want to reply immediately, I will reply after a period of time on purpose.
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