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This story happened a long time ago. At that time, there was a gentleman who had three daughters. After the Mid-Autumn Festival reunion dinner, Mr. Wang took his three sons-in-law to the backyard flower bed to enjoy the moon. He saw the clear blue sky and picturesque scenery. So he thought of testing the talents of his three sons-in-law. He said to his three sons-in-law, write a poem for your father and let the three of you write a poem according to the word. Which one of you did the best?

The eldest son-in-law looked up at the sky, hesitated for half an hour, and then shouted, "The moon on the fifteenth is round. September is not full. The stars around are rotten. The sky is quiet in the morning. " The foreign minister smiled after hearing this. It's good. It's good. It's good.

The second son-in-law thought for a long time, but he couldn't figure it out. Just then, he saw his wife who was eating moon cakes. He thought of this poem. He shouted: "Mid-Autumn moon cakes are round. When you take a bite, they are incomplete. They rot in your mouth and are quiet when swallowed. " After listening to their words, Mr. W was very happy. He smiled: wonderful, wonderful.

The third son-in-law is a bit silly, but seems to have a plan. He shouted loudly, "A table for eight people is round and round. One of them is not round. The family cried badly. The coffin is very quiet. " Hearing this, the member shouted loudly: fuck. Fuck.