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Stop for a long time when passing by the lottery station, craning your neck to look in! Should I give myself a chance?

I often stand in front of the lottery station and look up. I thought to myself:

"If fate really makes me rich, there must be a way!"

The signboard of the lottery station is particularly conspicuous, just opposite my window, so I thought:

"Maybe I'm standing here now, worried by the god of fate. He secretly wants to say, I'll let you in if you go in, and you have to go through the motions! "

Of course, this is all a joke. Hehe, I am a materialist, so there is no such thing as fate.

But when I pass the lottery station, I often think, is it possible for me to win the lottery? China has a large population base and can basically buy all the combinations, so there are winners in every lottery. Is it possible for me to be the next winner

I decided to give myself a chance, so I walked into the lottery station, pushed open the door and took a look. I felt that I was a chosen son and was born to win the grand prize.

It was only at night that I realized that I felt wrong. I won the prize long ago, but I didn't win the prize. I can only sigh with the lottery ticket I bought and blame myself for bad luck.

When I complained to my new friends in the lottery shop, they mysteriously told me that choosing numbers is not a simple matter, just like betting a truth in the college entrance examination, there are tricks …

First, can lottery be measured?

I often see that mysterious person in the lottery shop, carrying a small bag with a small notebook and a small pencil head on it. I sat there and looked around, and began to stare at the trend chart, writing down and looking up, as if I were studying martial arts!

In fact, in my opinion, the probability of selecting a number by a machine is the same as that after a long time. If he can really work it out, he must have made a fortune long ago. As for making friends with me, I want a cigarette!

However, there are quite a few such people in society. They have always believed that everything has laws, the universe has laws, and lottery tickets must be the same. They are wrong, and their efforts are simply wrong.

I saw with my own eyes that the guy didn't win any numbers, but there was always a mysterious expression close to you. Finally, I learned that he came to the lottery shop to rub cigarettes with people.

Second, charts are of little use.

That's what I do anyway. There are two reasons for making tickets when you enter the door and asking for machine votes. First, I am afraid that others will befriend me and want to smoke. Because there are too many people, I will stop smoking in a few minutes. Secondly, I think charts are one of the factors that bother you to choose numbers, because if you find that the numbers you choose after reading charts for a long time will basically not win, so charts are useless.

In my opinion, the rule of lottery is that there is no rule. Some people think that any side door can be solved, which is nonsense!

If you could really figure it out, you would have been on the news. Don't think that no one knows that you won the prize. The lottery center must know. If you can figure out the lottery number and win several prizes every year, people will definitely be eyeing you for a long time. If you want to get rich secretly, dream on!

Third, can anyone control the ball in the lottery?

Some people think there must be something fishy about not winning the lottery for so long. This is an ignorant view.

You bought a lottery ticket for two yuan, only one yuan went into the prize pool, and the other money was used for welfare, so why are you fooling around in the prize pool? Isn't that shooting yourself in the foot?

Therefore, the lottery must be fair and just, because it is very common for someone to win the grand prize during the period! Of course, you can't doubt the lottery just because those people wear masks, which can't be a reason for you to doubt the lottery.

To sum up, we can know that if you want to give yourself a chance to get rich, you can of course buy lottery tickets, but you can't focus on them. If the lottery makes you feel a psychological burden, then you should not buy it, because there are many ways to make money in modern society.

Although there are big prizes in the lottery, the lottery is not a business that pays the bill. It is possible that you won't win the grand prize in ten years, and another one won the grand prize in less than a month after buying it. This is very common.

Therefore, friends, you must have an entertaining attitude when buying lottery tickets. As a business, you can't do this. That won't do. You have to find a serious business and have plenty of food and clothing for yourself!