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A homophone joke

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(Translation: Comrades and villagers, please pay attention! Don’t talk, the meeting is now!!)

After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said: "Pickles with sausage sauce, please" Melon! "

(Translation: Let the mayor speak now!)

The mayor said: "Rabbits, the dog has eaten today, everyone is a bastard!" < /p>

(Translation: Comrades, today’s meal is enough, let’s all use big bowls!)”

No pickles, I’ll pick up dog poop for you to lick. . "

(Translation: Don’t talk, I’ll tell you a story...)