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Gao Yameni saw that Lin Chong's wife was beautiful and wanted to take possession of Lin Chong's wife. The minion Fu An proposed a plan to Gao Qiu. How many plans did he have to frame Coach Lin? What w

Gao Yameni saw that Lin Chong's wife was beautiful and wanted to take possession of Lin Chong's wife. The minion Fu An proposed a plan to Gao Qiu. How many plans did he have to frame Coach Lin? What was the result?

The first plan was for Fu'an to ask Marquis Lu Yu to make Lin Chong go out to eat and drink, and then sent someone to trick Mrs. Lin into coming to Lu Yuhou's house for Gao Yanei to play with. This plan failed because Lin Chong went out to relieve herself. Encountered Jin'er asking for help (at this time Gao Yanei was coercing Aunt Lin).

The second plan was for Lu Yuhou and Fu'an to come up with a plan to get Gao Qiu to cooperate. Hearing that Lin Chong recently bought a sword, he sent someone to ask him to bring the sword to Gao Taiwei for appreciation, and framed him for his mistake. Entering the White Tiger Festival Hall, and eventually being married to other places.

The third plan was to send Lin Changchong to other places. Fortunately, he got help from friends such as Chai Daguanren and sent them to guard the forage yard. As a result, Lu Yuhou Fu'an and others planned again to burn down the army's fodder yard to frame Lin Chong for death. As a result, Lin Chong escaped because he went out to drink and overheard their secret conversation, and the thieves were killed in the mountain temple. Fu'an Lu Yuhou and others died unexpectedly.

Before Lin Changchong left for another place, he was worried that his wife would be persecuted by the Gao family after leaving, so he wrote a letter of divorce. Mrs. Lin returned to her natal family to live at Teacher Zhang's place. However, Gao Yanei was forced into marriage and hanged himself to death. Zhang's father-in-law died in depression, and his maid Jin'er found someone else to marry. Basically, in the end, the family ended up being ruined.

So dog slaves and lackeys are worse than those bad guys, and those friends who are shameless villains are even more insidious, such as Lu Yuhou, who is a complete villain. In today’s bright world, this type of people are everywhere. It’s so inexplicably sad! ! ! ! ! !

The end of the hero is very sad.

In the seventh chapter, Monk Hua pulls out the head of a leopard from a weeping willow and strays into the White Tiger Hall

The poem says:

The Lord

protects people for seven years while alive. It's ten days, why bother to be energetic day and night. Everything in this world will eventually come to an end, and the flashy things that pass the eye are never real. Knowing

Poverty, wealth and honor are destiny, and career and fame are in the dust. Don't be happy when you get something cheap, and stay close to your children and grandchildren far away. It is said in ancient times that among the thirty or twenty rogues outside the Jujube Gate, there were two heads, one was called Zhang San, the street rat, and the other was called Li Si, the grass snake. These two were the leaders to receive the future. Zhishen also went to the side of the dung cellar. When he saw this group of people, they didn't move around and just stood by the cellar. They all said in unison: "I'm here to celebrate with the monk." Zhishen said: " Since you are neighbors, come and sit on the ground in Liyu." Zhang San and Li Si prostrated themselves on the ground and refused to get up. He just wanted the monk to help him, so he took action. When Zhishen saw it, he was already suspicious and said: "This group of people is not three or four, and they are not willing to come near. Why don't you send B22D to the house? But that guy is stroking the tiger's beard. I will go forward and teach that guy. Look at the Sa family's hands and feet." Zhishen stepped forward and came in front of everyone. Then Zhang San and Li Si said: "Little brothers, I came here to pay homage to the master." They said in their mouths and went forward. One comes to grab the left foot, and the other comes to grab the right foot. Zhishen didn't wait for him to occupy the body, got up early with his right foot, and kicked Li Si down into the manure cellar. Zhang San was about to leave, Zhishen got up early with his left foot, and both scoundrels kicked him in the dung cellar. The twenty or thirty squatters in the back were stunned and ready to leave. Zhishen shouted: "If one leaves, one goes down; if two leave, two go down." None of the rogues dared to move. I saw Zhang San and Li Si poking their heads in the dung cellar. It turned out that the dung cellar seemed to be bottomless. The two men were covered in stinking feces and their hair was covered with maggots. They stood in the dung cellar and shouted: "Master, forgive us." Zhishen shouted: "You gangsters, help that bird up quickly. , I will spare you all." Everyone rescued him and helped him to the gourd stand. Don't go near the filthy man. Zhishen laughed loudly and said, "You idiot! You go and wash yourself in the garden pond and talk to the rest of you." After the two rogues washed themselves, everyone took off their clothes and put them on with him. Zhishen called out: "Come and sit on the ground in the building to talk." Zhishen sat in the middle first, pointed at everyone and said: "You guys, don't try to hide anything from me. What kind of birds are you? I'm teasing you here." "Sajia?" Zhang San, Li Si and their companions knelt down and said, "The villain lives here, and he only makes a living by gambling. This vegetable garden is our livelihood. We have visited Daxiangguo Temple several times. We can't do anything about it. Where is the master from? It's amazing! I have never seen a master in Xiangguo Temple.

It is said that this piece of poetry, titled "Hundred Character Order", was written by Wan Yanliang of Dai Jin. Because he was the so-called heroic man in Tokyo, his surname was Lin Mingchong and his nickname was Leopard Head. He almost lost his life because of heavy snowfall. That night, Lin Chong fell drunk on the snowy ground and couldn't struggle. He was tied up by the villagers and sent to a village. Only a villager came out of the courtyard and said, "The officials haven't gotten up yet." The crowd hung Lin Chong high under the gate. Look at the dawn, Lin Chong sobered up. When I took a look, it turned out to be a big village. Lin Chong shouted: "Who dares to hang me here?" The banker heard the scream and walked out of the concierge with a stick in his hand, shouting: "How can you keep talking to yourself?" The man with a burned mustache Xu's old banker said: "Don't ask him, just beat him. Wait until the high officials get up, so you can ask questions." All the bankers came up together, Lin Chong was beaten and couldn't struggle, he just shouted: "I'm not careful, I There is a difference." A villager came and shouted: "The official is here." When Lin Chong looked, it was the official who was about to come out with his hands folded behind his back. He asked in the corridor: "Who are you waiting for?" The villagers replied: "We caught a rice thief last night." When the official looked forward, he recognized Lin Chong. He hurriedly dismissed the villagers, untied it himself, and asked: "Why is the master hanging here?" When all the villagers saw it, they left together. When Lin Chong looked, it was none other than Xiao Xuanfeng Chai Jin. He quickly shouted: "Master, save me." Chai Jin said: "Why did the instructor come here and be humiliated by the villagers?" Lin Chong said: "It's hard to explain." The two of them went inside and sat down to prepare the details of the burning of the fodder yard. Tell. After Chai Jin heard this, he said: "Brother, you are so lucky! The weather is going to be unfavorable today, but please don't worry. This is my little brother's Dongzhuang, and the whole house has been changed from the inside to the outside. Please go to Nuange. He sat on the ground and arranged for wine and food to be served in a coil. From then on, Lin Chong only stayed at Chaijindongzhuang for five or seven days. Let's say that he was in charge of the camp in Cangzhou. Fu'an and three other people set fire to the army's fodder yard. Zhou Yin was shocked. He immediately seized the official documents and arrested the people. Guan Xin promised to reward Lin Chong. Seeing that the arrest was very tight, the villagers were talking about it. Lin Chong was sitting on pins and needles in Dongzhuang, the official of Chai County. : "Unless he is a high-ranking official, he would not leave his younger brother behind. He is being pursued closely by the lawsuit and is being hunted down by his family. If you find a high-ranking official in the village, it will be a bad thing for him. Since the high-ranking officials were generous and generous, I asked Lin Chong to borrow some small money to live elsewhere. If you don't die in the future, you should be rewarded with dogs and horses. Chai Jin said: "Since my elder brother wants to go on a journey, the villain has a place to go." How about writing a letter and going with your brother? "Master

The hero wasted his fortune and was imprisoned everywhere. If he did not study and recommend books because of firewood, how could he be famous in the Water Margin. Know