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What's everyone's New Year's resolution?

1. My New Year's resolution: I hope to get new toys.

2. My New Year's resolution is to want a little dinosaur toy!

I hope my pet turtle doesn't stink all over every day, keep it clean and grow up quickly.

My New Year's resolution is that everyone will play with me. Happy new year to you all!

5. Buy a big Altman toy, play with him, sing and dance together.

6. I hope there are endless cakes and sweets, and I can eat sugar every day without tooth decay! Ha ha ha, New Year's resolution: I hope Xiaoyue will be healthy and happy and become a sensible and polite boy.

7. I hope parents can spend more time with themselves.

8. I hope my father will watch less mobile phones in the car, and I don't want him to be nearsighted twice.

9. I hope my family will get together as soon as possible, care more, scold less, adjust their mood and quarrel less.