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I sleep with my wife, how can I prevent the mosquitoes from biting me but bite her instead?

You are so bad. Be careful that your wife knows your thoughts. I am really worried about your situation. However, since you brought it up, I will definitely help you solve it and achieve your goal.

First of all, you need to determine the blood types of you and your wife, because as far as I know, mosquitoes prefer blood type O and type B, and turn their nose up at type A blood. Compared with type O blood and type B blood, type O blood is more popular. Therefore, blood type is a very critical factor. In other words, if your wife has blood type O and you have another blood type, then you don’t have to worry so much.

However, maybe you are more popular than your wife’s blood type, or what I mentioned earlier is not that accurate. At this time, you need to do something artificially to change it, because What I said above cannot be changed. My suggestion to you is that before going to bed, you can spray some mosquito repellent toilet water or Fengyou essence on the areas on your body that can radiate heat. This can effectively prevent mosquitoes from approaching you. However, please don’t tell your wife about this method, because the mosquito will definitely bite someone. If you let her apply it too, the mosquito will definitely bite one of you. As for who, I can’t say. Son.

Another method is that if you light mosquito coils or use electric mosquito coils at night, you can place the mosquito coils closer to you to have a stronger repellent effect on mosquitoes.

Of course, these are not the best strategies. The best way is to try to get rid of all the mosquitoes in the room. You can use spraying, or set up a mosquito net when sleeping at night. This can Effectively prevent two people from being stung.