The complete works of ants and elephants jokes

One day, an ant was sunbathing when he suddenly saw an elephant coming slowly, so he got up and straightened his front legs.

The rabbit next to him quickly asked, "What are you doing?"

The ant said, "Shh ... Keep your voice down! Look at me mixing him up! "

An elephant shit in the middle of the road, and an ant passes by. Looking at the misty mountain peak, he couldn't help singing "Alasao ~ ~ This is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau ~ ~

A group of ants climbed up the elephant's back, but were knocked down by the earthquake. Only one ant sticks to the elephant's neck. The ant below shouted: strangle him, strangle him, demo, it's fucking backwards!

One day, an ant said something to an elephant. The elephant fainted. Do you know what this is?

The ant said to the elephant, "honey, I'm pregnant."

The elephant woke up and said something to the ant. The ant is dizzy. What is this?

Hehe, "Honey, let's do it again".