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"synopsis of the plot"
At the end of the Ming Dynasty, the platform was sluggish, with traitors inside and enemies outside. In order to save the people from the suffering of whitewashing, General Qi Jiguang and his cousin, assistant minister of the Ministry of War Qi Yuji made great efforts to form the Qijiajun, which won good news frequently in the battle against the enemy.
Japanese leader Masao Shimashima was unwilling to accept his defeat, so he spent a large sum of money bribing Tong Dabao, the confidant of the bad king and the eunuch of Li Si. Tong Dabao, a corrupt and treacherous teenager, has been playing politics by taking advantage of the bad king's luck, and intentionally incorporated Qi Jiajun into his own private armed forces, which was flatly rejected by Qi Jiguang and Qi Yuji, and since then, he has forged hostilities. At the behest of Masao Oshima, Tong Dabao took the opportunity to slander the bad king and disband the world-famous Qi Jiajun on the spot on charges of plotting rebellion.
Qi Yuji, who is upright and upright, learned of Tong Dabao's plot, and with the help of her son Qi Shaozheng, she got the evidence of Tong Dabao's secret contact with the Japanese. Unexpectedly, when the news came out, Tong Dabao took the lead, not only destroying the evidence in Qi's hands, but also putting Qi in jail on trumped-up charges. Tong Dabao, who always wanted to put Qi Jiajun to death, took the opportunity to lure Qi Yuji with wealth and let him testify against Qi Jiguang's rebellion. Qi Yuji flatly refused, and sent his son Qi Shaozheng to Beijing overnight to deliver letters to Qi Jiajun, which made a large number of generals on Tong Dabao's list have time to transfer. Tong Dabao wants to bankrupt Zhongliang's plot to catch gangs.
Tong Dabao, who became angry from embarrassment, copied the family. And in order to kill the grass, hanging heavy money killed Qi Shaozheng, the only surviving descendant of the Qi family. Desperate Shao Qi was accepted as a disciple by the abbot of north shaolin and named Tan Zhi. Unexpectedly, Tong Dabao learned the news, led the Royal Guards, and threatened to hand over Tan Zhi with the blood of Shaolin. Shaolin monks would rather die than surrender and fight hard to protect the blood of Zhongliang. Desperate child Dabao ordered Shaolin to be burned, and a Zen master gave his life to protect the law, achieving great goodness in the raging fire. Before he died, he ordered the monk Sanjiao to take his bloody book and escort Tan Zhi to the abbot of Zhao Yuan in South Shaolin.
Tan Zhi and his brother started their journey to learn art in South Shaolin. The road is blocked in front and followed by pursuers. Extremely thrilling, but also interspersed with romantic and humorous love stories. Handsome Tan Zhi was first rescued by naive Xiao Ni in the mountains, and then forced by her nosy grandfather to be a fake couple with infatuated Xiao Ni for a month. Fortunately, grandpa is an old subordinate of Qi Jiajun, and of course he knows the responsibility of the descendants of Qi, so he decided to send him on his way regardless of his granddaughter's mood.
But soon, several other disciples strayed into the troupe and were entangled by the affectionate little Hua Dan crane and red-violet sisters. When the pursuers arrived, there were several plays in which beautiful women saved heroes. ..... Tan Zhi also moved once, but he was deeply hated by the enemy and trusted by the abbot. Tan Zhi resolutely left again and again. Instead, a three-legged cousin, who is in a daze, gluttonous and lazy, but kind as a pig, is obsessed with the beautiful women he meets again and again, but why do beautiful women only have Tan Zhi in their eyes and never have three feet? ...
Tan Zhi met countless such kind little people along the way. They insisted on justice, did not fear Tong Dabao's arrogance and tried their best to maintain loyalty. Tan Zhi went through a lot of hardships and finally got into Uncle Yuan Zhao's door.
Here, Tan Zhi got to know a group of classmates with different personalities, even a group of young nuns next to the temple, and even made friends with a Japanese girl Hanako who disguised as a man and studied in Shaolin, and staged a story about butterfly lovers.
Of course, studying art is more important, because he wants revenge! Tan Zhi became bosom friends with a group of like-minded young people. They study in the same school and have a common enemy. Finally, they rebuilt the Qi army and wiped out the cruel enemy completely. Tan Zhi was eventually refined into martial arts, killed the traitor party headed by Tong Dabao and avenged the nation's Chou He family.
But what about the ending of Tan Zhi's love story?
Xiao Ni, Hong Lian, White Crane and Hanako came one after another. Which of these lovely women with different temperaments is his true love? Standing in Shaolin Temple, he has the grace of re-creation. How will Tan Zhi choose? ...
Diversified stories 1 episode
Qi Jiajun was invincible against Japan, but was framed by treacherous court official Tong Dabao and never recovered. The only blood of the Qi family was saved by north shaolin to an abbot and named. For more than ten years, Tan Zhi has been practicing martial arts hard and is determined to avenge his father. All this was seen by Tan Fei, a Jiang Yang thief hiding in north shaolin. In order to make a fortune, Tan Fei went down the mountain to report him. Tong Dabao tricked the imperial edict into setting fire to north shaolin. After protecting Zhong Liang, he went to an abbot's stand in the fire. Before he died, he gave Tan Zhi a bloody book in which Qi Jiajun sued Tong Dabao for collaboration with the enemy, and ordered the monk Tan Qian to escort Tan Zhi to South Shaolin. Tan Zhi fled north shaolin, Tong Dabao's army chased him all the way, and Tan Zhi fell off the cliff.
the second group
Tan Zhi, who survived, woke up and happened to bump into Xiao Ni who was taking a bath in the lake. Xiao Ni mistakenly thought that Tan Zhi was rude, and her fists were combined, so Tan Zhi fainted in the lake. Xiao Ni brought Tan Zhi, who was seriously injured, home, which caused Xiao Ni's jealousy. Xiao Ni's grandfather saw at a glance that Tan Zhi was injured by the ruling palm of Yin and Yang, and the bane of the ruling palm of Yin and Yang was precisely his ancestral healing technique. But when I was taking off my coat, my grandfather picked up the bloody book that slipped from my clothes. ...
Episode 3
It turned out that Grandpa was once a member of Qi Jiajun. At that time, he was chased by treacherous court officials because of grievances and fled to the mountains. When he met an orphan, the three of them lived together. When Dahan went down the mountain to sell game, he met Tan Zhi's senior brother Sanjiao, and immediately became his teacher, hoping to use his master's skill to deal with Tan Zhi. In order to heal Tan Zhi, Xiao Ni risked her life to dig wild vegetables in the back hill. The big man took this opportunity to test Tan Zhi's heart for Xiao Ni. Who knows Tan Zhi told the big fellow that he would never quarrel with the big fellow for Xiao Ni.
The fourth episode
Grandpa took out a bloody book and threatened to force Tan Zhi to marry Xiao Ni. Without the bloody book, Tan Zhi couldn't have gone to South Shaolin, so he quickly told Xiao Ni his life story. Xiao Ni advised Tan Zhi, and the two staged a real husband-and-wife farce. Grandpa believed in their marriage and went down the mountain to buy cloth-cut clothes for Xiao Ni, but he met the rogue Bahammer who robbed the big fellow last time.
Episode 5
Tan Zhi and Sanshui arrived in time and beat a group of people out of the water with eight hammers. They don't want Shaolin Kung Fu to cause them trouble. Eight hammers knew that Tan Zhi and Sanjiao were Shaolin people, so they told Tan Fei. Tan Fei led the officers and men into the mountains and captured Tan Zhi alive. As a result, Grandpa Tan Zhi was taken away by Tan Fei, and Xiao Ni was involved in the flood. Tan Zhi was very sad and determined to avenge the dead. Tan Zhi and Sanjiao fled to South Shaolin. The officers and men intercepted them all the way, but they hid in the red boat of the troupe. Unexpectedly, the officers and men arrived in time.
The sixth set
Tan Zhi and Sanshui dressed up as lovers, but were discovered by the leading actor, Hong Lian. Hua Dan crane recognized Tan Zhi as the court prisoner in charge of arrest and wanted to take them to the government. In desperation, he was forced to take out a bloody book and sang "The Orphan of Zhao". Red-violet and the white crane sisters deeply sympathize with Tan's life experience and decide to save Zhongliang's descendants from danger, so they go out to sea in a red boat. The two handsome guys often make jokes among a group of beautiful women. Little did I know that disaster was coming on the red boat. ...
The seventh set
Out of respect, Sanmiao offended her sisters on the red boat and was thrown into the sea, thanks to the help of Honglian. And Tan Zhi left Xiao Ni's cover pocket on the red boat, which was picked up by her mother and mistaken for a crane. White old man threw his pocket into the sea in a rage. In order to go back to riding, Tan Zhi risked her life and jumped into the sea ... Although the crane saved Tan Zhi, she was always worried about riding. Red-violet saw her sister's heart and advised her not to be too affectionate with the young monk. The unwilling crane forced Tan Zhi to worship himself as a teacher and began his singing career in The Red Boat.
The eighth set
Long, the richest man in the local area, had a wild dream about the White Lotus Sect, and made a special trip to the red boat to order a wild goose to shoot, which made his mother pear flower very anxious. White crane and red-violet have no kung fu, so it is difficult to become martial arts dramas. Before going on stage, the white crane sprained his foot again, saving the scene like putting out a fire. Tan Zhi sang A Mu Guiying, not the crane. Unexpectedly, the audience cheered loudly, and Master Long even named the crane to sing in Long Fu. My sisters knew that the trip would fail, so Tan He decided to look for the answer instead of crane and red-violet.
Episode 9
After experiencing the risks, the sisters on the Red Boat forged a deep affection with Tan Zhi and Sanjiao, and finally sent them to the shore of South Shaolin. Who knows the South Shaolin Road has long been blocked by Tan Fei, and Tan Zhi and Sanjiao were rounded up by officers and men in a black shop. They rushed out of the tight encirclement and ran on a boat to escape. The boatman is Zhong Alo, a young man from the cottage. He lived alone with his Buddhist mother, Zhong Am, in South Shaolin. Seeing that Tan Zhi and Triangle were Buddhists, he took them in. The Zeng family in the cottage is the village head, and the gull girl in My Lovely Girl is the village head, who has a special liking for Aro, but it is difficult for them to get married because they are not suitable for marriage. It happened that the Red Boat sisters set up a stage in the cottage, and when they were on the rise, the enemy killed them in the cottage.
The tenth episode
Hanako Kono rescued seagulls from Ghost Shiro. Hanako Kono's mother is from China. In order to avenge her father, she ventured to China on a Japanese pirate ship and decided to study martial arts in South Shaolin. Seagull and Hanako Kono fell in love at first sight and became sisters. In order to fulfill Hanako's wish, the seagull asked Hanako to go to South Shaolin as a man. Ghost Shiro refused to give up and ordered Zeng boss to hand over his daughter. In order to protect the Zeng family, Alo decided to break out of the tight encirclement and go to South Shaolin for help, but Amro had a request that Ou Nv be his wife. Boss Zeng disagreed with his daughter's marriage to Hakkas and designed a red umbrella to choose relatives. Who knows, I chose one. Once the boss went back on his word, Tan and the sisters Tripod and Red Boat designed an interesting scene of stealing relatives.
Episode eleven
Three feet was seriously injured and failed to break through the enemy's encirclement. He was rescued by the crane. When he and Alo were discovered by monks in South Shaolin, they had a narrow escape. When Master Shanneng learned that Hou Kou had slaughtered Zeng Jiazhai, he immediately sent monk soldiers. Tan Zhi, who was seriously injured, ignored Master's objection and went with the monk soldiers, but it was too late, and the gull girl was forced to jump into the sea and commit suicide. Eminem Luo rushed to South Shaolin to visit Alo who lost his right arm. Aro learned the bad news of the gull girl's suicide, unwilling to stay in the world of mortals, shaved her head and took the dharma number and mana. Tan Zhi went through all kinds of hardships, and finally dedicated himself to Master Yuanzhao of South Shaolin, giving him his name.
Episode XII
Master Zhao Yuan opened the "North Leg Room" in South Shaolin in order to realize his brother's wish to integrate South Boxing with North Leg. Professor north shaolin worked hard on his legs, which made Brother Fayan jealous and embarrassed him everywhere. He sent them to take care of the litchi orchard in the temple. In litchi orchard, Fa can catch Hanako Kono who is stealing fruit. Hanako disguised herself as a man and decided to become a monk. However, after many twists and turns, without meeting the abbot, Hanako refused Fazheng's help and decided to break into the mountain gate alone.
Episode thirteen
Hanako Kono finally met Master Zhao Yuan, but Zhao Yuan refused to accept Hanako as an apprentice. Who knows that Hua doesn't understand Buddhism and was almost driven out of the mountain gate by law. Master Zhao Yuan was finally moved by Hanako's sincerity, and asked Hanako to stay in South Shaolin in order to gain fame and tranquility. Fajing, who was bent on learning martial arts, was unwilling to be sent to litchi orchard, and embarrassing things around him followed. ...
Episode XIV
Tan Fei has been secretly inquiring about the whereabouts of Fazheng, looking for the secret to crack Shaolin Kung Fu. In order to occupy Fujian, Oshima Masao? Quot The virgin "Zhenmei" came to bribe Tong Dabao, but Zhenmei had already lost her virginity, which made Tong Dabao very angry. He wanted to use the Japanese to get rid of Qi Shaozheng and raze Shaolin Temple, but in the negotiations with the Japanese, Tan Fei turned against Oshima, and Tan Fei decided to destroy Shaolin itself. Fa couldn't stand the insults of his brothers and fled down the mountain, but he was despised by the whole village. The way to bear the burden of humiliation can go back to South Shaolin, but what awaits him is a beating from his brothers.
Episode fifteen
When Fajing took a bath and slept, he avoided his brother everywhere, which aroused the suspicion of Sanjiao and Faming. Faming was very curious, so he set a condom to let Fajing take the bait, which attracted many jokes. In Bathing a Nun, French net sneaked into the bath, scaring away the little nun who was taking a bath, and happened to be hit by the coming French. Fajing told her brother about her life, and Fazheng promised to keep a secret for her. Tan Fei disguised himself as a slovenly monk and was brought into South Shaolin by Fa Zheng. ...
Episode sixteen
Tan Fei's ugly face was discovered by Master Shan Tong, and Master Shan Tong gave this bloody book to Master Yu Hui of Ziyun Temple just in case. The dharma is extremely savvy, and he soon realized the true meaning of the integration of Zen and martial arts, which won the abbot's love. However, Brother Fayan suspected that the master was trying to pass on the abbot's position to Fazheng, which triggered a wonderful contest between Nanquan and Beizu. At this point, the big fellow took Xiao Ni through all the hardships and came to South Shaolin, and finally met the long-awaited Fa Zheng. ...
Episode 17
Fa Zheng has mixed feelings when he sees Xiao Ni safe and sound. But she can't marry Xiao Ni, which makes Xiao Ni very frustrated. The tripod and the big fellow couldn't understand Fazheng, so they fought with him. Fa Zheng couldn't choose, so he turned to his brother's eyes, who ignored the Buddhist precepts and took a risk, trying to force Xiao Ni to leave, but Xiao Ni learned that Fa Zheng was punished by the Buddhist precepts because of herself and became depressed ... episode 18.
Xiang Miao, Tong Dabao's confidant, disguised herself as a young woman who wanted to make a pilgrimage and mixed into Ziyun Temple. She wanted to find out the whereabouts of the bloody book, but she was accidentally recognized by the hounds brought by Xiao Ni. Xiao Ni knows that Fazheng has a great responsibility and can't take care of the children. In order to fulfill the dharma, Xiao Ni decided to become a monk in Ziyun Temple. In order to persuade Xiao Ni not to escape into an empty net, Master Yu Hui told her about a love affair with the abbot of Zhao Yuan when she was young. Knowing that Xiao Ni was determined to become a monk, Ding Nong decided to ask Wu Fan to ask Master Yu Hui to stop Xiao Ni.
Episode 19
For the happiness of their two children, Yu Hui asked for a round photo, let Fazheng return to nature and marry Xiao Ni, but Fazheng sternly refused. Tan Fei set a trap to trick Dahan into taking Xiao Ni out. Xiao Ni, who didn't know the truth, was kidnapped by Tan Fei. The government forced the monks to take a round photo on the grounds of giving swords, but in desperation, Nan Shaolin sent people to ask for help from the Red Boat sisters. ...
The twentieth episode
Xiang Miao guessed hiding in the red boat, so Tan had to use Xiao Ni to draw it out. Knowing that Xiao Ni was in danger, Fajing went down the mountain without authorization to rescue Xiao Ni from the mire, but instead of saving her, she was caught by Masao Oshima and given to Tong Dabao as a gift. Knowing that Fa Zheng was arrested, Fa Ming was impatient and discussed with Fa Zheng the countermeasures to save people. Master Zhao Yuan knows Tan Fei's tricks very well. In order to prevent Fazheng from going down the mountain on impulse to save people, he ordered eighteen arhats to put Fazheng under house arrest in Dharma Cave. However, Master Shan Tong pointed out a secret passage for Fa Zheng and Fa Ming in his dream, and they sneaked out of the mountain gate.
2 1 set
Fa Zheng, Sanjiao and Fa Ming risked their lives to save Xiao Ni and Fa Jing, but they were each hit with 20 sticks on the charge of going down the mountain privately, and they were also put into Dharma Cave by their eldest brother. Masao Oshima sneaked into South Shaolin disguised as a believer, but happened to meet Fajing. Oshima lured Fajing to open the gate, or he would perish together with South Shaolin and kill Fajing's mother. Fajing had no choice but to tell Fajing all his secrets. ...
Episode 22
The decisive battle was just around the corner, but Masao Oshima went up the mountain to learn tea ceremony chess from Shaolin abbot. The abbot knew his purpose and tried to defuse the war, but Masao Oshima made up his mind and led a team to attack South Shaolin. Unexpectedly, the wily Tong Dabao had already prepared a cannon to catch Masao Oshima and South Shaolin. A fierce battle broke out, but in the end, evil did not overwhelm right. The forehand of usage killed Tong Dabao and avenged his country. After the bloody battle, the abbot ordered his disciples to go down the mountain to promote the spirit of Shaolin Zen martial arts among the people. The disciples left with tears in their eyes On the way down the mountain, Fa is surrounded by Xiao Ni, Bai He, Hong Lian and others, asking him to choose the girl he likes as his bride …
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