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Are there any interesting articles recently? Don't cross, high IQ, don't take the lovely route, write well, and you'd better pack it.

Recommended ~ Gong Dou: Gong Yu is in chaos, and the empresses are in the country.

I saw it on the website of tea fragrance novels. Go and have a look.

The princess of the imperial doctor is a straw bag finale/under Mount Fuji

She is a little nurse with a hot personality, who crossed overnight and became the first doctor of the Holy Heaven Dynasty.

Modern, she boasts exquisite medical skills, but she is actually a straw bag!

In ancient times, Hua Tuo was said to be near-re-embodiment, but in fact she was still a straw bag!

Straw bag, but wearing a phoenix robe, high status! Hold the beauty of the whole city and enjoy wealth and splendor.

Behind Mukden's back, the emperor told her to send her to Jiuwangyefu to see a doctor, and he hooked her up from then on!

It's not enough that a demon drives her crazy, and two kids keep calling her mom? ! Fly directly!

But ... did those two children really fly for her? ! He also said that he was a fairy and asked her to be reborn!

She collapsed. It turns out that she is not just crossing, but wearing the ball!

Although these two balls are not in her stomach yet, according to the positive degree of those two little guys, it is difficult for her to drug her and their future father for a while before letting her take a bath with that man.

Huang: the finale of the first queen "/Susu"

The interweaving of the souls of the two worlds, the two worlds as human experience.

Iron ride xiaoxiang, four points of the world.

Fireworks laugh, showing signs of smoke, war and disputes, and fighting for the world.

On the wedding day, she was placed under house arrest, but a veritable queen had no real status.

Nobody cares about the couple's palace.

Guard: "Your Majesty, Empress, the husband and wife palace is rented out."

Emperor: "…"

Guard: Your Majesty, Empress, sold the harem.

The emperor "…"

Guard: Your Majesty, Queen, I sold you ... "

An emperor was livid as Bao Gong. He roared, "How dare you sell me, charming?"

Looking at the grim-faced emperor, Anonymous immediately whispered in his ear with a smile. ....

five years later

Phoenix Villa is resplendent and magnificent, and every brick and tile is paved with gold.

"Mom, what is a prince?" The baby suddenly asked.

Anonymous casually said that the prince was a coolie, abused and thankless.

"oh"

After half a ring, "get out, how dare you insult this young master and make him a coolie." A child growled.

Princess's Agent (End)/Rosa's Nightmare

Desperate love: a legend about Princess Dasong!

Desperate love: a vigorous love legend between a Qidan man and a Dasong girl!

Nur, a princess with a rough fate in the Song Dynasty, a proud martial arts expert who grew up as a handmaiden, is destined to sacrifice everything for the Song Dynasty. In order to stop the Song and Liao wars, she came to the Southern Courtyard of Liaoning instead of Princess Jianping, and became the king of the Southern Courtyard-a princess with a double body!

Yeluchu, a temperament man who deeply loves his dead wife, fell in love with his DaSong bride and princess body double at first sight!

"Aifei, I heard that you are going to climb the wall?" /a thousand falling hearts

When I woke up, I found myself crossing. A seventeen-year-old girl became a three-year-old girl? What concubine is not a concubine? She doesn't want to die of old age in the palace. Just visiting the endless palace wall can imagine how difficult her future life will be. Whether it was poisoned, planned or directly pulled by a dagger, she didn't want to die either way, so she decided to go out of the wall. ...

At the age of three:

Just, whose child is this? Why are you holding on to your pants?

"One, one ..." The baby's hand gradually raised, began to climb hard, "noted", and then sucked hard at the saliva.

Hmm? He ripped off his pants?

It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, she is only three years old, and it doesn't matter to be watched by a nursing baby.

"Uh-huh ..." Milk Eva's lips directly sucked on her lovely ass.

"I want to get out, wall!" She shouted.

At the age of ten:

"Where to?" He looked at the furtive figure coldly.

"the toilet." She threw the luggage out of the wall and began to move the ladder. Agile speed is her accumulated experience in seven years.

"Go to the toilet outside the palace?" The blue veins on his forehead.

"No, go to the toilet in the brothel." Dressed in men's clothing, she began to climb excitedly.

"Go back to sleep." Cut off the ladder with a sword, embrace the fallen petite figure and disappear directly. ...

At the age of seventeen:

"Love princess, sleepwalking attack?" He sat in a soft sedan chair and slowly fanned his fan.

"Ah, it was this prince who didn't know his name who said he would take me out of the city wall." She simply shirked the responsibility, it's none of her business, it's better to hang it high.

"Wang Ye pull it down and cut it, Effie. Don't be so obvious next time. Everyone knows that you are the imperial concubine. You are ugly. Don't come out to scare people. "

She tilted her face and smiled cruelly.

She, or rather, wants to go out of the wall!

"Silence of the Soul, Charming Dragon Emperor"/Mo Xiaoyan

Content introduction:

Beauty is a sharp weapon, which can confuse and save the world. And these are not what she wants, all she wants is to get back at the man.

She is the daughter of a general, but she is also the child of a concubine. In revenge, she went into a brothel and wanted to rob her prospective brother-in-law who had never seen her body.

However, God played a trick on people, and when she handed over her body, she found that this person in front of her was not the one who could be used to get back at that woman.

Wrong, wrong, all wrong, not him. No, he wanted to hand over her body.

She gave her body to a strange man!

"If you don't like it, ②: Enchant the fairy queen!" Text/Central Red Tears

Introduction:

She is willing to pay the price of enduring industrial fires from generation to generation, just for a love without regrets!

She thought she would eventually become his princess, but she was reincarnated in his sister's body by mistake!

Fate is so cruel that marriage is completely subverted in the blink of an eye!

With the imperial edict of the Queen Mother, she married into the Prime Minister's House.

The lewdness and ambiguity of the indecent palace, as well as the scandal between her and her brother, made her get no respect in the prime minister's office!

The lover she married regarded her as a dirty scar with pus on her body, and she was completely disgusted and despised. She wishes she could pick up a knife and gouge it out at once!

Three Kings and One Princess: The Princess's Affair/Nangong Si

Introduction:

She was sold for a dollar!

As soon as she crossed over, she became the bride directly.

No bridesmaids, no family, even lying on the cold ground!

When she opened her eyes, she saw a weak, sick and beautiful man hanging himself in front of her.

Are you kidding? She is the daughter of a robber!

Although she is a bit arrogant, her brothers take care of her too much, so that she still can't marry a leftover woman-

Poinsettia text "Forced Marriage: Out of favor with the Crown Princess"/Ruoerfeifei

Introduction:

Miss Ye's eldest daughter is so ugly that everyone laughs at her ugliness, including her family.

Who knows how to reverse the face of all beings to keep a secret under the human skin mask she has worn for more than ten years?

Imperial edict suddenly spread to come over in the palace, fell in the leaves home. Today, I am a crown princess, and I will marry again another day! This is a happy event, but it is like a bolt from the blue!

This is just a task given to her by the emperor. I just want her to stand by the prince and help him move forward.

Who knows that this prince is cruel and tyrannical, just because he really likes her seemingly kind and lovely, sinister and treacherous sister!

The Emperor's Affection: Empress of the Deep Palace/Oenanthe javanica Lemon

Introduction:

Gong Jingyan was forced to marry the cousin who was designated as the queen who threw herself into the lake.

She has a beautiful face and amazing talent. She believes that her fate is to destroy the sixth house, and then be forgotten and grow old in loneliness. ...

However, on the wedding day, she lived alone, but he was touching other concubines. ...

She thought she would live a dull life, have the title of queen, and never see him again, and never touch the intrigue of the harem again. ...