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Is there any interesting dialogue between players in the glory of the king?

After playing for three or four months, there are still some interesting conversations. Let me give you an example.

Scene 1: Li Bai doesn't fight wild, but runs to push the line of soldiers. One of our teammates saw it and said in the team.

Teammate A: We won, but Li Bai didn't play wild.

Teammate B: Yes, we will open up our advantages and develop rapidly.

Then in a few minutes, Li Bai had killed five people, most of them by him.

Teammate A: Lie in the trough! This Li Bai is going to black people develop! !

All teammates: ...

Scene 2: Xiao Luban is pushing the platoon on the next road, and the residual blood on the other side is returning to the city. Our road is also bloody, and we dare not cross the tower to kill people. At this time, the residual blood shouted a sentence on the other side:

Opposite A: It's all scum! You can only watch me go back to town!

(Luban was killed by a shell from the next road. )

All teammates: 66666 call them show off in an ostentatious manner!

Scene 3: Huang Zhong is the protagonist. We call 4-5 in the middle of the road. The first opposite blood was drawn into Huang Zhong's gun ring and died.

Opposite A: They Huang Zhong is beating Master. Go!

(The people over there were really anxious, and they all went, half of them were residual blood, and then they all went into Huang Zhongta, sending Huang Zhong to the five kills. )

Our teammates: ... we beat the blood residue hard ...

Then I pushed it directly.

Scene 4: Opposite Da Qiao, level 6. I don't know how to touch our crystal tower. I called all my teammates by zooming in. You know, none of the three towers were broken at that time.

Teammate A: What kind of play is this?

Teammate B: It's too late to return to the city to collect the head. ...

All across the street: the difference between Da Qiao across the street and our Da Qiao …

There are many happy conversations in the glory of the king, which are sometimes forgotten, but there will definitely be more.