On homophonic jokes, ancient poetry lies in spring

Mume smells flowers,/I have no culture;

Lying on a branch hurts my ass,/I have a low IQ;

I lay in the distance like water,/asking who I am;

Eduardo Chun Lv. /A big donkey.

The coast is green,/I am a donkey;

The coast seems to be green,/I am a donkey;

The coast is like a dark green. /I am a stupid donkey.

Extended data:

At present, there are many different versions of Wochun, from the beginning of the poem to the sequel of "Shore is like dark green, Shore is like bamboo, Shore is like bamboo, Shore is like inch bamboo", and even the first sentence of the poem has added "Sleeping like a cold cave (I am from Shandong)". Some say that teachers read students' dictation, some Chinese teachers with Shandong accent read Wochun as "I am stupid", and some say that Wochun is a poem written by Lu You.

Wochun is not a poem or a word in form, nor a ode or praise in style. It only matches the funny jingle of "I am stupid", so it is not Lu You's work. Lu You, a great poet in the Song Dynasty, inherited the mantle of his predecessors and wrote a poem "Neatly opposing each other and bringing things closer". He certainly wouldn't have written such a poem that was neither donkey nor horse.

It has also been verified that Wo Chun was rewritten according to Han Han's book "Wo Shi", which is similar.

Lying stone

Lie on the plum and smell the flowers.

Draw a picture by leaning on a branch.

Fish kisses Shi Shui.

Answer Chun Lv completely.

The homonym of this poem is:

I am

I have no culture.

I can only farm.

Want to ask who I am

A big donkey